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indigi posted:there's no part of me that looks at a man and thinks "I'd like to cuddle w/that" let alone do anything underneath the clothes. and dicks are like, naw though Yeah, no I get that some people aren't bi, that wasn't what I wa-
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'll totally suck a dick that just been in my pussy & I'll totally think cum is the most amazing tasting thing in the world when I'm loving because at that point my brain is operating on pre-orgasm logic. But if I think about cum with a clear head, no way I'm willingly eating it. The idea that your friend is making these decisions post-orgasm is what is confusing to me. Pussy tastes good any time of the day though & it's not really comparable. Truth. pre-cum logic and post-cum logic are entirely different and often the feeling of shame comes about from being excited by something you would probably feel shameful about if it didn't make fluids fly from your orifices in extreme enjoyment
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Yeah, no I get that some people aren't bi, that wasn't what I wa- We cool, yo. 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Yeah, no I get that some people aren't bi, that wasn't what I wa- I didn't say I wasn't bi just that I'm not gay
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i'm bi and gay but i only like pussy. stop trying to limit my sexuality as a cishet genderfuck male
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Necros posted:it smells like chlorine why the heck would i wanna taste.chlorine eat some better foods lol
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Moridin920 posted:eat some better foods lol i eat a lot of chicken and tuna is it red meat that makes non-cchlorine splooge
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Necros posted:i eat a lot of chicken and tuna is it red meat that makes non-cchlorine splooge Oh yeah, I hear you lethario, there's NOTHING the ladies like more than a mouthful of cum from a tuna aficionado. Canned meats fill out your diet you say? Oh yes.
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So I fired a fine extreme anal pornographic film and digitally stimulated myself to completion. I chickened out though, I'll try again tomorrow.
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Necros posted:i eat a lot of chicken and tuna is it red meat that makes non-cchlorine splooge I would dial it back on the canned tuna, you don't want to give yourself brain damage from eating your mercury laced cum.
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HollisBrown posted:So I fired a fine extreme anal pornographic film and digitally stimulated myself to completion. I chickened out though, I'll try again tomorrow. God seed
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HollisBrown posted:So I fired a fine extreme anal pornographic film and digitally stimulated myself to completion. I chickened out though, I'll try again tomorrow. bad form hollis. bad form
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HollisBrown posted:So I fired a fine extreme anal pornographic film and digitally stimulated myself to completion. I chickened out though, I'll try again tomorrow.  Bookmarking this thread
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tuna comes in non-canned form yall its delicious
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Trixie Hardcore posted:
CONAN HORNEY!
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Necros posted:tuna comes in non-canned form yall Sucking white albacor from a capri sun bag.
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HollisBrown posted:extreme anal
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Necros posted:tuna comes in non-canned form yall Fresh tuna is high in mercury too, just be careful with how much of your cum you consume everyday.
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Big Beef City posted:Sucking white albacor from a capri sun bag. you'd have to blend it to get it through the straw brush fresh tuna w/ a mix of olive oil, soy sauce, black pepper and chopped rosemary+garlic put in pan brush some more then flip and cook a lil more its really good and easy Lothario by teh way Trixie Hardcore posted:Fresh tuna is high in mercury too, just be careful with how much of your cum you consume everyday. ya i know. its great but i couldnt eat it all the time. gotta switch it up. beef cum. pork.cum.
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Cum is delicious, a rare treat and I wish you could buy it in stores, fresh off the cock
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What you really need to worry about is the fukushima meltdown. If you say it slowly enough you'll realize the problem. gently caress-hole-she-mas are getting cum radiation all over our shellfish and it's a big problem guys. Guys?!
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Necros posted:you'd have to blend it to get it through the straw I like my tuna like I like my sex. e: the joke here is "raw" because I have a lot of unprotected sex e: also possibly a lot of STDs
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a hole-y ghost posted:1080 aerial, 360 ollie, land in butthole that's someone's daughter
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I like my tuna like I like my sex. youre semiseriousposting makescme uncomfortable and icky feeling kinda the same way as my bf leslies does
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mookface posted:that's someone's daughter
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Ilikedirt posted:youre semiseriousposting makescme uncomfortable and icky feeling kinda the same way as my bf leslies does she is obsessed with sex which is healthy don't shame
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Moridin920 posted:eat some better foods lol don't think it works that way, food and drink only affects taste, iirc. just keep drinking pineapple juice until you poo poo a fine brown mist, quit smoking and hold back on coffee and asparagus, or you could go for that diabetes first prize. then eat your cum every day to homeopathy up the perfect strain. Big Beef City posted:God seed ancient peoples thought gemstones were literal god cum. like for example jade was dried cum of the celestial dragon to the chinese. true story. Trixie Hardcore posted:I like my tuna like I like my sex. with dolphins?
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SplitSoul posted:ancient peoples thought gemstones were literal god cum. like for example jade was dried cum of the celestial dragon to the chinese. true story. I'm calling bullshit on this one - we'd have seen a lot more episodes of women jamming gemstones up their vaginas to have god children.
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lmao if u dont jizz in the ornate ceremonial golden jizzcup that your father and his father and his father all jizzed in, all the way back to the year 1230 when the jizzcup was first made by a goldsmith suffering from a psychological frenzy during the major european eclipse
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My men have you ever tried saxonus
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 Pochoclo posted:I'm calling bullshit on this one - we'd have seen a lot more episodes of women jamming gemstones up their vaginas to have god children. how do you think vajazzling came to be
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If I fall asleep and the cum dries I often use a pumice stone to aid in the clean up
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holy poo poo spermjacking is real 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Fresh tuna is high in mercury too, just be careful with how much of your cum you consume everyday. actually that depends, norther Caribbean yes, souther Caribbean go hog wild, same applies to freshly caught barracuda Bahamas barracuda is all laced with mercury, so no good. St Lucia, though, eat up
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SplitSoul posted:with dolphins? mookface posted:she is obsessed with sex which is healthy don't shame SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICKS! Pochoclo posted:I'm calling bullshit on this one - we'd have seen a lot more episodes of women jamming gemstones up their vaginas to have god children. jackyl posted:actually that depends, norther Caribbean yes, souther Caribbean go hog wild, same applies to freshly caught barracuda
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Fresh tuna is high in mercury too, just be careful with how much of your cum you consume everyday. eat some selenium if you're worried about mercury poisoning. just not too much as selenium is toxic in moderate doses apparently
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DenizenKane posted:eat some selenium if you're worried about mercury poisoning. just not too much as selenium is toxic in moderate doses apparently is there any similarly toxic substance i can consume to guard against the effects of selenium? tia
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Trixie Hardcore posted:YES finally someone understands me I totally understand. If left to my own devices I like to orgasm four or five times a day
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Necros posted:it smells like chlorine why the heck would i wanna taste.chlorine Before you die of poisoning please cum in my pool a few times, thanks
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