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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Doesn't seem like a good idea. :gerty:

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roger wilco
Jun 22, 2012
Why not?

give me thread
Dec 29, 2008
What if it's a tranny?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

any white president is a crime and murder and cultural appropriation and also racism and sexism

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
As a man, I think I would make a great woman president

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Hmm but what if it was a really old woman, who got cucked so many times she became a lesbian

Obviously this is purely theoretical

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hillary GODDAMN clinton

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
I honestly think if we somehow got a democratic middle eastern lesbian president there would be a civil war. so a democratic woman president is getting kind of close to civil war, and thats unamerican, thus the OP is true

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
bengazi

Mauvais
Jul 24, 2002

HUZZAH
what if it were a siamese twin lady president that had like two heads and three boobs

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Ignoarints posted:

I honestly think if we somehow got a democratic middle eastern lesbian president there would be a civil war. so a democratic woman president is getting kind of close to civil war, and thats unamerican, thus the OP is true

what if the old lesbian from the previous post was white, but was fingerbanging the poo poo out of a much younger middle eastern woman who was her aide, does that count

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I'd vote the gently caress out of Elizabeth Warren. I'd for vote her so hard Susan B Anthony would start cheering.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

what if the old lesbian from the previous post was white, but was fingerbanging the poo poo out of a much younger middle eastern woman who was her aide, does that count

well thats

+ woman
+ lesbian
+ democrat

and fingering a middle eastern woman??

thats like half a plus right there . playing with fire

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Ignoarints posted:

well thats

+ woman
+ lesbian
+ democrat

and fingering a middle eastern woman??

thats like half a plus right there . playing with fire

hell it might help for the old lesbian to be insanely rich from insider trading :D and a long political career. America's ready for real progrssive electing of woman, much to the OPs dismay

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

gently caress the ROW posted:

what if the old lesbian from the previous post was white, but was fingerbanging the poo poo out of a much younger middle eastern woman who was her aide, does that count

uh, condoleeza rice is neither old nor white

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Watch Hillary bake a loving cake

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

hell it might help for the old lesbian to be insanely rich from insider trading :D and a long political career. America's ready for real progrssive electing of woman, much to the OPs dismay

yes because the endless smear campaign against some black-ish president dude wasnt bad enough, the last thing I want to go through is 8 years of fox news about a woman

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Women should hold the majority of political power in America.

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Armed conflict becomes a thing of the past as Madame President advances America's political interests abroad by cucking rival world leaders

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
is there any way we could get an old, lesbian, rich woman, who also slut shamed a 12 year in order to defend a pedophile

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Yeah but what about when they're on the rag?

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Martha Stewart, all the way. That bitch has ice cold water pumping through her veins and you know she wouldn't take poo poo from anyone.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

gently caress the ROW posted:

is there any way we could get an old, lesbian, rich woman, who also slut shamed a 12 year in order to defend a pedophile

Just got some really good news on this basically a dream candidate. Hard to believe you could find one woman that meets all these criteria

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I think it'll be awesome. h-rod Clinton 2016! Solovyov for prez 2024!

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


gently caress the ROW posted:

Just got some really good news on this basically a dream candidate. Hard to believe you could find one woman that meets all these criteria

Binders



FULL





of women

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Everyone thought a black president would be a good thing but he just ended up getting scared into submission by old rich white men like any other black guy so a woman president would be the same

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Hobohemian posted:

I'd vote the gently caress out of Elizabeth Warren. I'd for vote her so hard Susan B Anthony would start cheering.

Yes.

I would also like a woman president. I am kind of disappointed that first woman president will likely be Hillary Clinton, but on the bright side the GOP's misogyny at her will help my mom and sisters feel embarrassed for ever having voted republican.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
i can't believe that gently caress the row is stupid enough to listen to dick morris

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Effectronica posted:

i can't believe that gently caress the row is stupid enough to listen to dick morris

gently caress the ROW is pretty dumb, like all Republicans.

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Mar 17, 2009
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what if she menstruates all over the oval office

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm fighting for equality here and you faggots are trying to troll me

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
This thread

Maldoror posted:

Doesn't seem like a good idea. :gerty:

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

That poo poo's crazy. When has anyone ever let a woman run a country?

Police Automaton posted:

what if she menstruates all over the oval office

Bitch'll start a war once a month.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

gently caress the ROW posted:

I'm fighting for equality here and you faggots are trying to troll me

dick morris believes that the un is attempting to mind-control people into living in cities

dick morris was the wrongest political pundit in 2012

dick morris is the only reason "hillary is gay" has any traction

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Effectronica posted:

dick morris believes that the un is attempting to mind-control people into living in cities

dick morris was the wrongest political pundit in 2012

dick morris is the only reason "hillary is gay" has any traction

Dick Morris probably got called "more dicks" a lot in school.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Police Automaton posted:

what if she menstruates all over the oval office

She will send one of the secret service out for a box of tampons duh

jiharlequinade posted:

That poo poo's crazy. When has anyone ever let a woman run a country?


Bitch'll start a war once a month.

Thatcher
Gillard
Shipley
Clark

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Shithouse Dave posted:

She will send one of the secret service out for a box of tampons duh


Thatcher
Gillard
Shipley
Clark

Forgot Gandhi.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Cherry Jones for prez

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
Vote Knope

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Bill Clinton owns gently caress the haters.

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