2014 NHL Draft Thread: "He'll fit right in. They shit on me too."

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Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Jerome's favorite teammate is Jarome.

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Franks Happy Place: Mar 15, 2011; It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

How many loving third line centers can one team carry? Jesus Pogo Sticking CHRIST.

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Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

Pastarnak...ok I guess

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HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

No sang

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ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

1. Ekblad - Florida
2. Reinhart - Buffalo
3. Draisaitl - Edmonton
4. Bennett - Calgary
5. Dal Colle - NY Islanders
6. Virtanen - Vancouver
7. Fleury - Carolina
8. Nylander - Toronto
9. Ehlers - Winnipeg
10. Ritchie - Anaheim
11. Fiala - Nashville
12. Perlini - Arizona
13. Vrana - Washington
14. Honka - Dallas
15. Larkin - Detroit
16. Sonny Milano - Columbus
17. Sanheim - Philadelphia
18. Tuch - Minnesota
19. DeAngelo - Tampa
20. Schmaltz - Chicago
21. Fabbri - St. Louis
22. Kapanen - Pittsburgh
23. Bleackley - Colorado
24. McCann - Vancouver
25. Pastarnak - Boston

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:41

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

I look forward to one day getting mad and yelling PAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! :argh:

in a couple seasons.

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deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

Pastrnak isn't a good name

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Austrian mook: Feb 24, 2013; by Shine

Pat Clements posted:

If Montreal trades down and Anaheim takes Ho Sang I will immediately put them back on top of my poo poo list

They just traded for Kesler and Teemu and Koivu is gone, they're clearly trying to get people to hate them at this point

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Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

5'11" and 170? what the gently caress is this midget doing here

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Duke Chin posted:

I look forward to one day getting mad and yelling PAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! in a couple seasons.

His nickname is going to be Pastry. Lock it in.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:42

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

if Montreal takes Ho Sang I'm just going to die.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:42

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Franks Happy Place posted:

How many loving third line centers can one team carry? Jesus Pogo Sticking CHRIST.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. :shrug:

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Pat Clements: Feb 10, 2008

Pick someone else, Montreal, for the love of god. We're so close...

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:43

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

ThinkTank posted:

Benning's plan is apparently to build a whole bunch of 2nd/3rd lines and assume a first line will appear by removing a rib from Henrik Sedin and fastening one out of clay.

Maybe he's just gonna dress up the twins and try to present the Canucks as a traveling sideshow as opposed to an actual hockey team.

It's sad because I like the Sedins, and they deserve better than this shambling corpse in their twilight years

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:43

CDX: Dec 3, 2004; Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

canuckanese posted:

if Montreal takes Ho Sang I'm just going to die.

It's going to be AWESOME

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Brodeurs Nanny: Nov 2, 2006

canuckanese posted:

if Montreal takes Ho Sang I'm just going to die.

PK and JHS dominating the league together would be infuckingcredible

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Aphrodite posted:

His nickname is going to be Pastry. Lock it in.

Yeah that R in there is kinda messing it up for me. I mean, I can't really be mad at a pastry. They're so flaky, and delicious.

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Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

I'm really happy Messier isn't the only one embarrassing himself on a Can-Am Spyder

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Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

as if michael therrien would allow a second unruly beast on to his team

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Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Montreal is about to get burned by A SELFISH BLACK PLAYER and aren't going to pick another one for 100 years.

(I hope not)

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goldrush: Sep 27, 2005; ~~~No Worries~~~

where does Marc Bergevin get his pocket squares

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onemillionzombies: Apr 27, 2014

@wyshynski 2m
Kapenan admits that he thought #Blackhawks were trading up to draft him.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

take lemieux, habs

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:46

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Flyers' fans, I'm counting on you - please find where Benning sleeps tonight and pee on him.

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Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

flubbed that line but i can't hate that accent

grack posted:

Flyers' fans, I'm counting on you - please find where Benning sleeps tonight and pee on him.

or buy him a beer, i'd be okay with that

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:47

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Hahaha talking about Russians: "and Alex galchenyuk I know he's an american" what terrible commentating

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:47

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Vicas posted:

I'm really happy Messier isn't the only one embarrassing himself on a Can-Am Spyder

Can-Am is no-joke dropping tons and tons of cash and free 3-wheelers on :airquote:

celebs

and sports dudes and buying press lately to try and get market share. Like, they are trying way too hard lately. Also, in a lot of states you don't need to have the extra motorcycle endorsement on your license to ride/have them.

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ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

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Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

this guy looks like a baby

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Austrian mook: Feb 24, 2013; by Shine

So most of the people I know are actually really happy about Vancouvers moves today, seems public reception is pretty good about the job Benning is doing so far.

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CDX: Dec 3, 2004; Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Awww

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deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

Scherbak is a big 6'1, not a small 6'1

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:48

Franks Happy Place: Mar 15, 2011; It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

grack posted:

Flyers' fans, I'm counting on you - please find where Benning sleeps tonight and pee on him.

Apparently nobody told him we hired him so we could STOP taking Delorme's smegma-quality selections, but whelp.

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Pat Clements: Feb 10, 2008

PICK HO SANG GOD drat IT

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ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

Austrian mook posted:

So most of the people I know are actually really happy about Vancouvers moves today, seems public reception is pretty good about the job Benning is doing so far.

This is absolutely not the case. Pretty much everyone I know and the entire internet is up in arms about these moves.

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Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

deafmute posted:

Scherbak is a big 6'1, not a small 6'1

ah so 6'1.4" rather than 6'0.6

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Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Austrian mook posted:

So most of the people I know are actually really happy about Vancouvers moves today, seems public reception is pretty good about the job Benning is doing so far.

I don't think its as bad as CAS does but you know stupid people it's not good.

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Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Any Ottawa 67's captains left to draft?

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Verviticus: Mar 13, 2006; I'm just a total piece of shit and I'm not sure why I keep posting on this site. Christ, I have spent years with idiots giving me bad advice about online dating and haven't noticed that the thread I'm in selects for people that can't talk to people worth a damn.

Austrian mook posted:

So most of the people I know are actually really happy about Vancouvers moves today, seems public reception is pretty good about the job Benning is doing so far.

you know the stupidest people alive

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Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

marc bergevin is a snappy dresser, two thumbs up from me

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