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If some dude is cumming and aiming for your mouth but he misses and instead hits you in the eye, have you ever said "that's okay, 'EYE' don't mind!!!" and then winked mischievously with your one remaining good eye
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is this you, OP
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Joke post but 90hhr 150 hr How much for like 7 1/2 min and post nudes so I can see if its worth it.
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Do you do escorts for people who need help finishing a sharing platter for two
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SaltLick posted:how much poo poo did you eat Haha ew none but i peed on someone
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pricklypie posted:How much for like 7 1/2 min and post nudes so I can see if its worth it. 25
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scalded schlong posted:is this you, OP I wish
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Haha ew none but i peed on someone post in the OSHA thread they'll get about 4 pages out of this
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS 1.4 > I am a 25 year old former escort ama & get a vague unsatisfying response
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Deal
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HowSoonIsNow posted:"EYE" wish
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concerned mom posted:Do you do escorts for people who need help finishing a sharing platter for two I went to dinner with a client and his daughter once that was loving weird but the food was good
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS 1.4 > I am a 25 year old former escort ama & get a vague unsatisfying response Idk haha ask the right questions
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concerned mom posted:post in the OSHA thread they'll get about 4 pages out of this lol
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Joke post but 90hhr 150 hr Would you have sex with me for free we can do it in my condo if that helps.
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Idk haha ask the right questions
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are you male or female, OP were you ever gay for pay, OP do you have any actual information you would like to share with the thread, OP
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Idk haha ask the right questions When you go to a client's and he's invited over like half a dozen of his friends, what's your approach to getting rid of them or do you do group rates on the fly?
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i cant even bare any more thoughts of OP, slightly disgusted upon seeing me, but greatly attracted to the several hundred dollars of dirty 20s i am holding in my hand, trying to keep a good face and soldier through the various acts i demand. always treading the edgeline of bailing, but always letting me haggle for just a little bit more of a cut across "the line they wont cross" and next thing you know they are bent over the bed and im masturbating onto their back while my oxygen tank sits next to us, i wheeze into the mask and drool on the nape of their neck, OP closes their eyes and holds the cheap rough hotel room bedcover, only feels my dirty few remaining teeth, and 3 day stubble, and the rhythmic knock of my knuckles on their rear end as i jerk it between their legs, and my clip of 500 dollars
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Lowtax posted:If some dude is cumming and aiming for your mouth but he misses and instead hits you in the eye, have you ever said "that's okay, 'EYE' don't mind!!!" and then winked mischievously with your one remaining good eye Eye wish id had the opportunity 
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is the attention you're getting from this thread filling the void you tried to fulfill by being an escort?
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Did the attractiveness of your clients ever affect your prices? Like say, if there was a dude you actually found attractive you would give him discounts, or conversely was there ever anyone you wouldn't gently caress for any amount?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:When you go to a client's and he's invited over like half a dozen of his friends, what's your approach to getting rid of them or do you do group rates on the fly? A guy asked once if id do his 6 friends for 400 and i was like lol no. He paid me 20 bucks for half an hour of sexting, win?
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Eye wish id had the opportunity
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Describe the most disgusting person you had to gently caress
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MotherFuckingT-REX posted:i cant even bare any more thoughts of OP, slightly disgusted upon seeing me, but greatly attracted to the several hundred dollars of dirty 20s i am holding in my hand, trying to keep a good face and soldier through the various acts i demand. always treading the edgeline of bailing, but always letting me haggle for just a little bit more of a cut across "the line they wont cross" and next thing you know they are bent over the bed and im masturbating onto their back while my oxygen tank sits next to us, i wheeze into the mask and drool on the nape of their neck, This sounds crazy hot & she should be paying you tbqh
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Twee as gently caress posted:is the attention you're getting from this thread filling the void you tried to fulfill by being an escort? Gonna field this for OP & say no and nothing ever will.
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Shiki Dan posted:Did the attractiveness of your clients ever affect your prices? Good question thank you! It did a couple times and in each instance i regretted it. People say things that you can't take to heart, its all erection talk. And yeah OMG i went to dinner with this guy one time and he was like 400 lbs and i felt bad cause his wife died but i was like no, this is not going further.
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Idk haha ask the right questions you're not very good at this
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Lowtax posted:Okay tell me what hotel you want to meet in and I'll make your dreams come true Knights inn (thats a swo joke ahaha)
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What's your ethnicity OP and did that play into any weird requests?
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Good question thank you! It did a couple times and in each instance i regretted it. People say things that you can't take to heart, its all erection talk. At least he had comforts at hands I guess, tough break
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jiharlequinade posted:you're not very good at this I know i have a sexually repressed background and i dont know whats normal sexually,,amongst the internet weirdos
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Twee as gently caress posted:is the attention you're getting from this thread filling the void you tried to fulfill by being an escort? Mildly
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scalded schlong posted:are you male or female, OP Female. There was pee stuff?
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HowSoonIsNow posted:And yeah OMG i went to dinner with this guy one time and he was like 400 lbs and i felt bad cause his wife died but i was like no, this is not going further. Fat people need love too which is why there are whores and other fat people why are you a bad whore?
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150/hour seems really low to me. are you busted looking or just kind of plain looking but have a stupid purple haircut with one or two lovely piercings and bad nerd glasses like how i picture a goon whore to look?
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scalded schlong posted:are you male or female, OP Also i have only ever kissed two girls but i havent banged, the request has come up but thats a hurdle
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Three Olives posted:Fat people need love too which is why there are whores and other fat people why are you a bad whore? He like mariah carey and celine dion
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HowSoonIsNow posted:Female. There was pee stuff?
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