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HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013
It's in the headline

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how much

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I hate escorts because they're always coded to walk instead of run so I wind up running around them until they reach the destination point and despawn.

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013
Joke post but 90hhr 150 hr

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

I hate escorts because they're always coded to walk instead of run so I wind up running around them until they reach the destination point and despawn.

What

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

how much aids do you have

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
what led you to a life of loving strange men for money

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

Fagmaster posted:

how much aids do you have

None :)

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

anchoress posted:

what led you to a life of loving strange men for money

Poor self esteem and a desire for money

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
what's the weirdest sex act you ever had to do

spell it out in graphic detail

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

have you ever had to murder a client in self defense

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

THS posted:

have you ever had to murder a client in self defense

Haha no but there have been creeps, theres a reason for the expression "money upfront" :)

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
hey wan fuk?

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

When you masturbate, do you have to charge yourself money, and if yes does your pimp/manager get a cut?

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

Ron Darling posted:

what's the weirdest sex act you ever had to do

spell it out in graphic detail

Haha.... Fetish stuff, i cant go into it, too embarrassed

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

albany academy posted:

When you masturbate, do you have to charge yourself money, and if yes does your pimp/manager get a cut?

Lol

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

Uhhh 350

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
Sometimes I sleep with unattractive people because they get me drunk does that mean I'm a whore that should charge more?

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT

HowSoonIsNow posted:

Haha.... Fetish stuff, i cant go into it, too embarrassed

ban this sick person

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Which sperm tastes nicest?

Mormon, Jew, Catholic or Muslim?

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

Three Olives posted:

Sometimes I sleep with unattractive people because they get me drunk does that mean I'm a whore that should charge more?

Could you? Definitely. Anyone could do it. Should you? I dont know, it has hosed with my perception of sex and relationships for sure

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Which sperm tastes nicest?

Mormon, Jew, Catholic or Muslim?

Catholic

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

The Taint Reaper posted:

I hate escorts because they're always coded to walk instead of run so I wind up running around them until they reach the destination point and despawn.

few things lazier than an escort mission in a sewer level

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
It's disgusting to me that the OP layed face-up and still, corpse-like, and let overweight men poo poo on their thighs, naval, and genitals, for money

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

It's disgusting to me that the OP layed face-up and still, corpse-like, and let overweight men poo poo on their thighs, naval, and genitals, for money

No i didnt lol, a couple were overweight not gonna lie

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma
why do you call yourself an escort instead of a prostitute?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
do you always get stuck on world geometry when somebody is trying to lead you to safety

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

HowSoonIsNow posted:

Could you? Definitely. Anyone could do it. Should you? I dont know, it has hosed with my perception of sex and relationships for sure

I have hosed up perceptions of sex and relationships already so maybe I am good to go, can I be drunk when I sleep with unattractive people for money because that is a thing that works for me apparently. If they are really ugly blackout drunk would be nice.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

HowSoonIsNow posted:

Haha.... Fetish stuff, i cant go into it, too embarrassed

wtf is the point of starting this thread if you are too embarrassed to go into the hosed up poo poo clients are into?

tiananman posted:

why do you call yourself an escort instead of a prostitute?

escorts have to be entertaining & listen to men whine about their lives on top of the loving.

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

HowSoonIsNow posted:

No i didnt lol, a couple were overweight not gonna lie

The woooorst memory i had is one time a guy wanted to get pegged and he did not know you had to clean that stuff out so that ended quickly

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

HowSoonIsNow posted:

Haha.... Fetish stuff, i cant go into it, too embarrassed

I am a 25 year old former escort ask me anything except for the embarrassing stuff about doing weird sex stuff for money

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

Three Olives posted:

I have hosed up perceptions of sex and relationships already so maybe I am good to go, can I be drunk when I sleep with unattractive people for money because that is a thing that works for me apparently. If they are really ugly blackout drunk would be nice.

Some are ugly some arent. But it figures the ones you like the most arent the ones you see the most

MotherFuckingT-REX
Feb 8, 2011

I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT I WANNA THROW IT
its sickening and i cant bare to think about all the times OP crouched on the floor of a motel room, knees pulled up into their face, and let strangers sit on their shoulders naked, pretending they were a sexy naked living furniture piece, that those strangers liked nothing more than to live out a fantasy where all their furniture were sexy naked people that were slaves to them and stuck there, and OP was a part of it

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

jiharlequinade posted:

I am a 25 year old former escort ask me anything except for the embarrassing stuff about doing weird sex stuff for money

Ok on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being vanilla, 10 being fukked, it was an 8 but i was into it?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

HowSoonIsNow posted:

It's in the headline

how much do you enjoy having random men shoot hot jizz in your mouth and get paid for it?

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

MotherFuckingT-REX posted:

its sickening and i cant bare to think about all the times OP crouched on the floor of a motel room, knees pulled up into their face, and let strangers sit on their shoulders naked, pretending they were a sexy naked living furniture piece, that those strangers liked nothing more than to live out a fantasy where all their furniture were sexy naked people that were slaves to them and stuck there, and OP was a part of it

Do you need my number bb?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





my dad had an escort and that thing never ran right.

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

ded posted:

how much do you enjoy having random men shoot hot jizz in your mouth and get paid for it?

A lot haha thats my specialty, or it was. I am quitting because i am sick if the lifestyle and i fell in love

HowSoonIsNow
Nov 9, 2013

SaltLick posted:

my dad had an escort and that thing never ran right.

Lmfao

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





HowSoonIsNow posted:

Ok on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being vanilla, 10 being fukked, it was an 8 but i was into it?

how much poo poo did you eat

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