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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:44 |
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it's the 4th of July and you didn't include USA as one of the voting options so i'm out, cya, so long *isn't American*
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 01:01 |
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redshirt posted:At least my God can literally strike you down. Big deal, so can heart disease. Do you worship heart disease? That's hosed up bro.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 06:03 |
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Thunder would be Lightning's sidekick
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 06:07 |
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It bothers me that myths were the best people could come up with like, c'mon guys
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 07:14 |
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I believe in turbo space jesus. Do you?
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 07:16 |
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naem posted:It bothers me that myths were the best people could come up with like, c'mon guys
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 07:32 |
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Of course I loving do! They're those fluttering insects that gather round a light source at night! Soft Shell Crab posted:Wow lol. Give the ancient little respect. Modern people don't even understand what myths are.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 07:48 |
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this has the potential to be the most interesting thread on SA but i'm too lazy to make it good. someone halp
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 14:51 |
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A misanthrope posted:this has the potential to be the most interesting thread on SA but i'm too lazy to make it good. lol fart.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:49 |
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redshirt posted:lol yup, fart
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:50 |
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A misanthrope posted:yup, fart Look at the titties on this slam whale! We've found these little figurines all over Europe and even into Central Asia. They date from like 20000 years ago. Ask yourself: Were dudes into slam whales in 20000BCE?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:55 |
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backup mask in case of overthrow of government and capitalism
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:11 |
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redshirt posted:
drat earth mother got some fat titties quote:She was originally nicknamed la poire - "the pear" lol i dated a girl we called the pear because she had a skinny hot face and a big ol fat booty. i may be a throwback to neolithic times.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:18 |
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To be honest I still don't get what the original point of the thread was so here ya go have this instead: i HOPE that's what you had in mind, anyway.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 04:38 |
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redshirt posted:
Ask yourself: if a dude has a choice of maybe three viable females in his life does he still like vagina
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:09 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Ask yourself: if a dude has a choice of maybe three viable females in his life does he still like vagina Good question. You're right, dudes in 20000BCE probably on average did not get a lot of choice in women. Did this increase the virginity percentage? I'm sure it increased the frequency of incest. And why would it make slam whales more attractive?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:12 |
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imagine when there was that bottle neck from climate change or whatever and there were only like 5,000 humans alive on the entire planet imagine the stories that had roots in that apocalypse -- flood myth? garden of eden and the fall? imagine how much incest there was
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:27 |
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i bet if i smoked pot i could be blowing all your minds with poo poo right now
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:28 |
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redshirt posted:Good question. You're right, dudes in 20000BCE probably on average did not get a lot of choice in women. The figurines were the first, crude form of a meme, pre-verbal language. The equivalent of "lol dude i saw this mega slam whale". All the theories about fertility worship etc. Are just thought up by self-conscious slamwhales
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:30 |
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A misanthrope posted:i bet if i smoked pot i could be blowing all your minds with poo poo right now You don't?!?!?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:31 |
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Cuz no doubt there were smoking hot chicks in 20000BCE too. Just out there, hunting and gathering, all nubile and poo poo.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:33 |
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redshirt posted:You don't?!?!? i know, right?? no i act like this because my parents did a lot of acid ancient man ate psychedelics he found in the wild. bet that's where religion really comes from
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:37 |
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A misanthrope posted:i know, right??
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:39 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:44 |
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A misanthrope posted:
Some charismatic guy eats shrooms, trips out, starts talking far out talk to his tribe of 30-50 people tops. Repeat over thousands of years and eventually someone's tripped out story will become dominant. Combine that with real life poo poo like epic migrations, and actual super floods at the end of the last ice age, and the historical basis of myth is clear.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:47 |