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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Im drunk as poo poo, are you?

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk as poo poo, are you?

hi flappy fish i like your lovely little game

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

im not drunk at all, as I am a law abiding citizen under the age of 21

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i just farted and its really really bad

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im having my first beer and am not drunk

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
show penis to all

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

WindmillSlayer posted:

im not drunk at all, as I am a law abiding citizen under the age of 21

seems gay

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
OOPP WWHHAATT SSOORRTTSS OOFF EEFFFFEECCTTSS AARREE YYOOUU GGEETTIINNGG??

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

SirEvelynTremble posted:

OOPP WWHHAATT SSOORRTTSS OOFF EEFFFFEECCTTSS AARREE YYOOUU GGEETTIINNGG??

Uhhh, Im just normal drunk... What the gently caress did you take dude?

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I drank a lot the past few days but am enjoying peaceful sobriety tonight.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Uhhh, Im just normal drunk... What the gently caress did you take dude?

II''MM JJUUSSTT WWAAIITTIINNGG FFOORR TTHHAATT RROOBBOOSSHHIITT TTOO CCOOMMEE BBAACCKK MMAANN - BBEENN TTHHRREE DDAAYYSS NNOOWW

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

im bout to start on some bourbon...high five man

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
rumguts

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
im legally drunk

well then if i'm legally drunk, officer; what the gently caress is the pproblem exactly??

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
RaSburrita in a 16 oz can nigggazzz

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Why are you drunk so early op

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I like to get bent beyond all recognition and I only stay faded to escape your field of vision

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
It's really hot here i'm trying to get drunk off of some free coors lisght. I love beer water when its 90+ out.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

I stopped drinking OP

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i recognize bad posting and it is you.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
dont trust anyone who doesn't drink booze

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

SmokaDustbowl posted:

dont trust anyone who doesn't drink booze

Troo - I don't drink and I don't trust myself

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

SD87 posted:

Why are you drunk so early op

i have to get up early as gently caress to do hard labor

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Daylight drinking is the best.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

redshirt posted:

Daylight drinking is the best.

get drunk during the day then smoke weed at night

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you got nothing to do drink a bunch early sober up before you go to bed then you got no hangover when you go to work.

SD87
Jun 7, 2011

GelatinSkeleton posted:

i have to get up early as gently caress to do hard labor

:(

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013


it's actually really cool and fun.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what kind of labor? i have to spend 4 hours in a -20 freezer tommorow moving boxes around.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

working construction gets you tan and swole as gently caress, also white trash girls love it, and what the hell, I love white trash girls so everything works out

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

dontcareaboutname posted:

what kind of labor? i have to spend 4 hours in a -20 freezer tommorow moving boxes around.

framing and demo

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
framing sucks

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
op is going to puke at work tomorrow

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

GelatinSkeleton posted:

Im drunk as poo poo, are you?

yes and coked up to my balls

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lotta weed now to kill this buzz

check this i bet on mueller to score for germany in the betting shop and 5 seconds after i get the receipt he scores.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i kinda feel like eating hotdogs and beans till i throw up. Normal?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its tuesday night and im gonna drink some sambvca.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

just took 7 shots. wooooo baby

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008
cocksnapper

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm p drunk after mowing and weed eating the lawn plus I have to wake up to fly to California for a work thing, but I was just packing. I have more packing to do but I'm taking a drink break

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