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Be sure to attend events focusing on Lolita. Lolita is a sub culture of Japanese fashion relating to a mixture of British Victorian fashion and Japanese fashion. Most women in this subculture are thin because Japanese companies don’t cater to landwhales. These clothes are also extremely expensive usually meaning that these women have a rich daddy or a male sponsor. This combine with the fact that most of these women are more likely to have a personality disorder other than autism. If a woman is in to this culture she must keep thin and must be in to looking good. A great requisition for a bang.
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my wife's coworker basically hangs out at anime cons and picks up chicks based on him being 30 and in decent shape and them being literally 18-19 years old (or maybe not since he's kind of a scummy person) and being emotionally vulnerable and kind of messed in the head. I hope this helps I guess?
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Make sure to not bathe then drink lots of mountain dew with fireball.
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Falcon2001 posted:my wife's coworker basically hangs out at anime cons and picks up chicks based on him being 30 and in decent shape and them being literally 18-19 years old (or maybe not since he's kind of a scummy person) and being emotionally vulnerable and kind of messed in the head. sweet game bro
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Falcon2001 posted:my wife's coworker basically hangs out at anime cons and picks up chicks based on him being 30 and in decent shape and them being literally 18-19 years old (or maybe not since he's kind of a scummy person) and being emotionally vulnerable and kind of messed in the head. no he doesnt
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Jul 9, 2014 17:35
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if ur a dude cosplay as someone who is fuckable. otherwise you will be sipping jack and coke in a corner dressed as a gay rear end mario brother while all the ladies are twerking on goku
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Jul 9, 2014 17:35
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1. show up 2. not be a fat neckbeard 3. get laid
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Make sure to not bathe then drink lots of mountain dew with fireball. yeah i don't think someone could come up with a more gross thing in this thread than fireball mixed with mountain dew
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Jul 9, 2014 17:37
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How To Get Lad At An Anime Convention: Step 1) don't
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Mud Shark posted:1. show up thats not going to work out
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http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions
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Smeego posted:if ur a dude cosplay as someone who is fuckable. otherwise you will be sipping jack and coke in a corner dressed as a gay rear end mario brother while all the ladies are twerking on goku i can confirm goku gets mad pussy but vegeta gets the kinkier poo poo, i like to say "hey ladies who wants to see my big bang attack?"
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Jul 9, 2014 17:38
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Spanish Manlove posted:yeah i don't think someone could come up with a more gross thing in this thread than fireball mixed with mountain dew I knew a guy who did this everyday. There is a large anime convention downtown here in the middle of summer, its always bizarre to see fat sweaty versions of spider man and goku walking around. Once I was in the hotel they were at and some kid was trying to force a girl, who looked already drunk, to drink a mojito.
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Jul 9, 2014 17:39
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Spanish Manlove posted:yeah i don't think someone could come up with a more gross thing in this thread than fireball mixed with mountain dew is that the fireball that's the cinnamon booze? fine by itself but gently caress that with dew ew
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Jul 9, 2014 17:39
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as somebody who likes extremely insecure twinks and the obese spinsters who build their personality around fetishizing them, anime cons are Extremely My poo poo
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Jul 9, 2014 17:40
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great username thread combo
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Dressing as Tidus, the idiot so-cal surfer from Final Fantasy X, is a surefire way to drive girls wild. Dressing as Sephiroth on the other hand, that's just a fool's errand.
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How To Effortlessly Troll People IRL At Anime Conventions: -Be a black woman -Dress as literally anybody who isn't black
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I knew a guy who did this everyday. There is a large anime convention downtown here in the middle of summer, its always bizarre to see fat sweaty versions of spider man and goku walking around. Once I was in the hotel they were at and some kid was trying to force a girl, who looked already drunk, to drink a mojito. I'm dead serious when I say I want to take luigithirty to an anime con
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Jul 9, 2014 17:43
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hey im a photographer and that's a great costume mind if i take your picture haha whoops my camera slipped and I took a picture of your bare feet let me try that again haha i am just mr butterfingers today i took another foot picture welp im just gonna go now
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Jul 9, 2014 17:46
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...of SCIENCE! posted:http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions Holy poo poo, is that an elaborate joke?
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If you’re enough of a degenerate to have sex with a landwhale from an anime convention, wrap it up. They are not the types to take care of their innards including the part you want access to. Vagisil and antibiotic’s aren’t a miracle cure for jumping in to the garbage dump of a vagina.
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Jul 9, 2014 17:47
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I'm the bondage enthusiast/adult baby/furry/uniform fetishist who isn't even pretending that their outfit is from an actual anime
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Jul 9, 2014 17:50
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Grondoth posted:Holy poo poo, is that an elaborate joke? idk but its obviously written by a dude who's never been laid at an anime convention
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Jul 9, 2014 17:52
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Beau Billingslea is riding in an elevator and a couple dressed like Spike Spiegel and Edward hop on three floors from the lobby. He recoils inwardly as a flash of recognition passes between their eyes.
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Jul 9, 2014 17:53
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I bet a serial killer could do well at conventions, surrounded by socially stunted basement dwellers who would only be missed when they don't show up for their shift at 7-11 in two weeks, don't ask me how I know
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Jul 9, 2014 17:57
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:thats not going to work out much like people who would go to anime conventions to get laid
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Jul 9, 2014 17:59
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Hell, they'd probably get a medal
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Jul 9, 2014 17:59
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Grondoth posted:Holy poo poo, is that an elaborate joke? return of the king is a hardcore MRA site and is in no way a joke. Like, they literally don't let you post if you're a girl.
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DrManiac posted:return of the king is a hardcore MRA site and is in no way a joke. lol
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Jul 9, 2014 18:00
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Holy poo poo. *takes notes* This is a gift OP. This whole website is just so loving hilarious. naem posted:I bet a serial killer could do well at conventions, surrounded by socially stunted basement dwellers who would only be missed when they don't show up for their shift at 7-11 in two weeks, don't ask me how I know Oh god a lot of them are probably introverts too. They might not even have jobs. E: if you leave their corpse in their apartment too people might not even notice the smell.
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I flip through my program guide for the day's events as I wait in line for lunch at the maid cafe. The History of Lolis starts in an hour, but I'll have to skip the last 30 minutes to attend the ball-jointed doll (BJD) meetup. As a corn-fed American girl dressed like a waifish child from Victorian England leads me to my table of one I smirk at her disservice to the gothic-lolita (GothLoli) fashion movement, but say nothing. After all, she might be one of the three women to show up to the Anime Speed Dating panel tonight.
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Jul 9, 2014 18:02
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oops sorry, I meant an intentional joke. A website full of grown men who have a no girls allowed policy is funny in a different way.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I flip through my program guide for the day's events as I wait in line for lunch at the maid cafe. The History of Lolis starts in an hour, but I'll have to skip the last 30 minutes to attend the ball-jointed doll (BJD) meetup. As a corn-fed American girl dressed like a waifish child from Victorian England leads me to my table of one I smirk at her disservice to the gothic-lolita (GothLoli) fashion movement, but say nothing. lol what? did you pull this off the website too?
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Also I bet you can get laid as if you were a 10/10 supermodel if you're a girl at a anime or videogame con. [e] Did that speedrun for charity event that ended in a gangbang of one of the player's wife happen at a con?
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Jul 9, 2014 18:05
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all the creep alphas are actually out there, stalking, raping and having a great time overall. but not you MRAs, you are the nerdy betas of the creep world, constantly whining on online forums and hovering around your victim all night, waiting till they pass out by them self so that you don't have to get your hands dirty. even as creeps you are a bunch of losers
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