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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
today i had the same thing i have every weekday:

2% plain fage yogurt
banana
frozen blueberries
sprinkle of chia seeds and flax seeds
splash of plain kefir for liquid

blend it up with ice and enjoy

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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

oatmeal, energy drink
the icy cold shower wasnt enough to kick me awake after yesterdays bike ride
tomorrow im having hash browns, sausage and eggs :hellyeah:

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
this morning I had some watermelon.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Black tea and a cigarette.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
some rock-solid breakfasts here, great to see

as for me, got a latte, banana and sesame bagel w/ a lil cup of fruit salad

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


toast butter strawberry jam lemonade op

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

homemade muesli and some greek gurt

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
green tea with almond milk and sugar, egg bagel (plain)

Cazlab
Oct 25, 2003

ohman.

i can't believe i've missed this thread.
i have some catching up to do.

this morning i had a piece of toast with rarebit and some blackberries from my yard.
most weekday mornings i just have (irish)coffee and a whole grapefruit.
(and an antacid)

i invented a breakfast thing:
take half a grapefruit whose meat has been otherwise consumed, but still has juice.
dash lime juice in.
salt rim of rind.
fill with your favorite spiced rum.
slurp.

one day each weekend i run 3 miles to my favorite pub and get a bloody mary and a pile of prosciutto and then run home after showing the bartendress stupid stuff off of tumblr and the pics thread.

Cazlab fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jul 10, 2014

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

What happened to people posting pictures of their breakfasts. For shame.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wild pork sausages, with red onion, coleslaw and heaps of mayonaise on top. and lots of chili flakes because if its not spicy its disappinting

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

echinopsis posted:

wild pork sausages, with red onion, coleslaw and heaps of mayonaise on top. and lots of chili flakes because if its not spicy its disappinting

You got porked by spicy wild sausages and washed it down with man-mayo.

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Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You got porked by spicy wild sausages and washed it down with man-mayo.

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You're projecting.

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Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

Cazlab posted:

ohman.

i can't believe i've missed this thread.
i have some catching up to do.

this morning i had a piece of toast with rarebit and some blackberries from my yard.
most weekday mornings i just have (irish)coffee and a whole grapefruit.
(and an antacid)

i invented a breakfast thing:
take half a grapefruit whose meat has been otherwise consumed, but still has juice.
dash lime juice in.
salt rim of rind.
fill with your favorite spiced rum.
slurp.

one day each weekend i run 3 miles to my favorite pub and get a bloody mary and a pile of prosciutto and then run home after showing the bartendress stupid stuff off of tumblr and the pics thread.

Lol... This sounds trill

im fat
Feb 28, 2014

Hoodrich posted:

You're projecting.

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Seriously? (this post is at hoodrich, not the mods decision )

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vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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Cazlab posted:

ohman.

i can't believe i've missed this thread.
i have some catching up to do.

this morning i had a piece of toast with rarebit and some blackberries from my yard.
most weekday mornings i just have (irish)coffee and a whole grapefruit.
(and an antacid)

i invented a breakfast thing:
take half a grapefruit whose meat has been otherwise consumed, but still has juice.
dash lime juice in.
salt rim of rind.
fill with your favorite spiced rum.
slurp.

one day each weekend i run 3 miles to my favorite pub and get a bloody mary and a pile of prosciutto and then run home after showing the bartendress stupid stuff off of tumblr and the pics thread.

pop tarts are part of this balanced breakfast *motions to drunk homeless man being kicked to poo poo in an alley*

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im fat
Feb 28, 2014
I bought grape nuts and I didnt know what they were but they werte like the remains of other cereal and it sucked

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
closing this thread until you people can settle down and respect the rules of the breakfast thread. knuc, when ur back u can reopen if you like.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Out of peanut butter and I'm jonesing. :gonk:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



7-11 taquitos maple syrup flavored sausage and egg x 2

monster energy EXTRA STRENGTH orange

tastes legit

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

today i had the same thing i have every weekday:

2% plain fage yogurt
banana
frozen blueberries
sprinkle of chia seeds and flax seeds
splash of plain kefir for liquid

blend it up with ice and enjoy

had this again today and also added a small spoonful of peanut butter because i was feeling randy

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
2 hard boiled eggs, coffee, and a claritan

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002
free iced coffee. they call it an iced latte but its just an iced coffee w/ a splash of whole milk. i bought 12oz of beans and got them to grind them and u get a free small coffee but since i go there a lot and they know what i always get i get a free large fancydrink. its a sw8 deal cause the beans are like $9 and the iced coffee is like half that but i can make a gallon and a half out of 12oz.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
Finally, this thread is unlocked. Now to crosspost where i should have put this before:



tori approved.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
30mg fluoxetine
50mg quetiapine
1mg lorazepam
500mL coffee


breakfast of champions

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

PuTTY riot posted:

free iced coffee. they call it an iced latte but its just an iced coffee w/ a splash of whole milk. i bought 12oz of beans and got them to grind them and u get a free small coffee but since i go there a lot and they know what i always get i get a free large fancydrink. its a sw8 deal cause the beans are like $9 and the iced coffee is like half that but i can make a gallon and a half out of 12oz.

I just moved to a new neighborhood like 2 months ago and one dude at the closest coffee shop gave me a free coffee w/ bean purchase, but the second time I went back and bought beans there was a different guy and he didn't say anything so I was like "Uh, do I get a free coffee... with... that..?" and he looked at me all rude-like and said "Uh, no." and made me feel like a real jerkoff.

The first guy is nice though. I'll pop in every friday morning towards the beginning of his shift and shout "IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA" and all the customers look really confused and then I usually get a free coffee for making the baristas chuckle. I'll probably continue to do this for another month, before it gets completely annoying. Then I'll need a new schtick.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

That Picante suace lookjs awesome.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


today i had honey nut cheerios and a glass of water, just like yesterday

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

lol if you posted:

30mg fluoxetine
50mg quetiapine
1mg lorazepam
500mL coffee


breakfast of champions

Have fun with your inevitable benzo withdrawal. Some people claim that it's awful but IDFK -if you get yourself a season pass to six flags you can just make a thing of it.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
montreal style bagel with peanut butter, mandarin orange, tea

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I don't want to keep probating people so let me be clear a about this:

this is the breakfast thread. it is for posting your breakfast, and for admiring the breakfasts of others.

it is NOT about:

* disrespecting another mans breakfast
* stories about coffee shops
* recipes for breakfasts you might make some day
* telling us how much to dont care about breakfast

respect the breakfast thread or gtfo

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

eggs w/ peppers & onions && black coffee

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
i ate a bunch of cherries and then drank some chai tea

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I had a leftover dinner roll today

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
there was some leftover bacon this morning, so i fried up some hot sausage patties and put that and the bacon on toast with cheese.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

chocolate donuts from the vending machine :btroll:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
green tea with sugar (ran out of almond milk), half a pear, and an orange

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
I eat oatmeal porridge with lingonberry jam every single day for breakfast, and have done so for the last 8 years.

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
Rotor, I'd appreciate it if you allowed a little leeway if only so that the thread does not devolve into passionless listing of breakfast items and ingredients. After all, the love of breakfast is why we're here. I would hate to see good breakfast ideas and discussion stifled because someone felt that they needed to conform to a posting format.

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

impulse bought a two-egg breakfast at the caf then came back to enjoy some delicious unstolen yogurt with my name written on the package cause i work with toddlers

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