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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Benne posted:

Titus O'Neil lives!

You call that living?

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Please let Slater & the Gator become a thing.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I wonder what Wade Barrett's doing right now.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Heath Slater should go into the jobber hall of fame.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Push the Usos.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
whats this here?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
that's you maggle

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Push the Usos.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

GET HYPED CROWD gently caress YOU THIS IS GOOD

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The Usos own, haters vacate

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Pariah Rex posted:

Heath Slater should go into the jobber hall of fame. get all the belts and be pushed to the moon

fixed it for you

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Well then

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

That was one fall, it's 2 out of 3.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey look, wrestlers getting to show personality suddenly become more interesting and relatable!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

That was one fall, it's 2 out of 3.

Usos gets the pinfall, run to the back celebrating, lose the titles two count-outs to one pinfall.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

JESUS ARE THOSE THE TMNT :stare:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

Hey look, wrestlers getting to show personality suddenly become more interesting and relatable!

Yeah, I know it's horrible. It's a good thing they don't do this kind of thing on the show everyone watches.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I wish Heath was wrestling again. Why isn't Heath wrestling again? I wish it was Heath vs. Reigns in the main event. I have no idea how that would end.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

JESUS ARE THOSE THE TMNT :stare:

I really hope Michael Bay doesn't ruin another vehicle to sell children toys.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ooma apparently hired the same ad company that does Sonic's ads.

"Look basically we feel the best strategy is to make your customers look like gigantic moronic man-children."

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Writer Cath posted:

I wish Heath was wrestling again. Why isn't Heath wrestling again? I wish it was Heath vs. Reigns in the main event. I have no idea how that would end.

Somehow it would end with Barrett getting injured.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Ooma apparently hired the same ad company that does Sonic's ads.

"Look basically we feel the best strategy is to make your customers look like gigantic moronic man-children."

I'm not sure you "get" capitalism.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I'm not sure you "get" capitalism.

...yay? :ohdear:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Jericho might die to the Legend Killer.

The jacket will live on forever.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Pariah Rex posted:

Somehow it would end with Barrett getting injured.

Wade throws his remote at the TV in disgust. It bounces, hits him in face and breaks his nose so severely it's rendered straight and non bumpy.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jericho's still proud of his sparkly jacket :allears:

Edit:

Writer Cath posted:

Wade throws his remote at the TV in disgust. It bounces, hits him in face and breaks his nose so severely it's rendered straight and non bumpy.

A bunch of people run in and blame Jack Swagger for it.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Jericho might die to the Legend Killer.

The jacket will live on forever.

gently caress you, he's sparkling! :mad:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Not pictured on Smackdown tonight: Seth trying to get out of his car, but Dean's beating on it with a crowbar, only taking a break to whizz on the tires.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Jericho can't wait to put Bray over :)

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Writer Cath posted:

Not pictured on Smackdown tonight: Seth trying to get out of his car, but Dean's beating on it with a crowbar, only taking a break to whizz in the gas tank.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Jericho's still proud of his sparkly jacket :allears:

Edit:


A bunch of people run in and blame Jack Swagger for it.

Well Jack Swagger did hand him the remote. Also he introduced Dolph to twitter. He's a monster.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pariah Rex posted:

Well Jack Swagger did hand him the remote. Also he introduced Dolph to twitter. He's a monster.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010


Sunny really let herself go.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Does anyone know if "The Bridge" is good?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I usually don't pay too much attention to commercials, but if I understand correctly, Tom Bosley is going around the country stapling hair to people's heads?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

I usually don't pay too much attention to commercials, but if I understand correctly, Tom Bosley is going around the country stapling hair to people's heads?

The only commercial you need to be concerned with is Robot Insurance.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Writer Cath posted:

I wish Heath was wrestling again. Why isn't Heath wrestling again? I wish it was Heath vs. Reigns in the main event. I have no idea how that would end.

Stareoff.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I... I see.

I have to go now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jericho played another single from his latest album on his most recent podcast. It includes the lyrics "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care."

Just thought you'd all like to know.

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Atticus Finch posted:

Does anyone know if "The Bridge" is good?

I'd recommend it.

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