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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Neither of those two guys are attractive, this is a bad thread

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Is this what the ebaums world guy is doing now?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Neither of those two guys are attractive, this is a bad thread

I'm sorry, I tried to find the most flattering picture of either one

You either get ears like a volkswagon with its doors open

Or creepy way too smooth face ken doll look alike

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
gently caress you are jealous

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Have you ever seen the pictures of Bill Murray signing the Chive charity thing to use his likeness? He looks like he is signing his own death warrant.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
How DARE these dudebros sell t-shirts people like! :argh:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Irish Joe posted:

How DARE these dudebros sell t-shirts people like! :argh:

I hear you can make a killing selling them on ebay

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

red state bait posted:

General Admission $73.50
VIP Admission $262.50

lmao

Worth every penny to drink domestic beer and talk to other bikini babe enthusiasts

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
loving assholes! ok nn guys gotta go sleep, start early tomoz cos im shift manager at target o well see you later postin pals

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

onedayholiday posted:

loving assholes! ok nn guys gotta go sleep, start early tomoz cos im shift manager at target o well see you later postin pals

can you get me a discount on toilet paper?

not the top tier stuff, but above sandpaper quality

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sappo569 posted:

can you get me a discount on toilet paper?

not the top tier stuff, but above sandpaper quality

u suck

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
the chive is pretty terrible, but the dudebrahs at barstool really take the cake

grading the newest sex scandal teacher

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
the chive is, as far as i can tell, a website for retarded men. who don't know how to use the rest of the internet except for facebook. basically the male equivalent of a basic bitch

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

brainsforbrains posted:

the chive is pretty terrible, but the dudebrahs at barstool really take the cake

grading the newest sex scandal teacher

omg that is so shocking I cant believe they would demean women like -**FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

lol who cares idiot bitch

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
They got the chick that looks like one of the girls from Frozen get on a slip and slide so that's pretty cool. That's my story bye. http://thechive.com/2014/07/02/frozens-real-life-elsa-arrives-at-thechive-meet-anna-faith-20-hq-photos/

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Othin posted:

They got the chick that looks like one of the girls from Frozen get on a slip and slide so that's pretty cool. That's my story bye. http://thechive.com/2014/07/02/frozens-real-life-elsa-arrives-at-thechive-meet-anna-faith-20-hq-photos/



The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Almost got into a fight with a dude with a Chive shirt on New Years Eve. He got pissed at me because I sat in the chair his friend was sitting in even though the chair between us and on the other side of him were empty. Dude was not very chill at all.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Othin posted:

They got the chick that looks like one of the girls from Frozen get on a slip and slide so that's pretty cool. That's my story bye. http://thechive.com/2014/07/02/frozens-real-life-elsa-arrives-at-thechive-meet-anna-faith-20-hq-photos/

Would.

Barnes
Jul 20, 2003
raeg agniast teh machiese

brainsforbrains posted:

the chive is pretty terrible, but the dudebrahs at barstool really take the cake

grading the newest sex scandal teacher

Oh hey, I went to that high school

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I hate my high school! Never had any scandal

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I think mine did, but not for cool stuff like that... :pedo:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Chive is reading this thread just in case anyone posts something they can use

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Chive is reading this thread just in case anyone posts something they can use

hopefully! Hi! Faggots from the the chive!

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Nice

I was hoping someone would incorporate the goatman too

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

red state bait posted:

apparently chive fest is now a thing and its happening right now in seattle lol

There's something even more embarrassing than attending a TED conference.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Ahem, OP. I think you'll find I've already attempted to get to the bottom of this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3629066.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The girls on the chive are way hotter than goonettes and they gently caress good instead of whining about feminism and not saying the word bossy.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
The ebaums of the 2010s

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
Facebook should actually read "9gag"

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


I see one guy at Target with a chive shirt all the time

I think it's his only shirt and also that he lives in the target

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

TerminalSaint posted:

Ahem, OP. I think you'll find I've already attempted to get to the bottom of this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3629066.

Well poo poo, let us combine dumbfounded forces as we try to figure out this mystery

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
I THOUGHT YOU SAID CHEETOS NOW I'M ALL HOT AND SWEATY

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

red state bait posted:

apparently chive fest is now a thing and its happening right now in seattle lol

brocon 2014

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Stop.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
HAMMERTIME!

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

a creepy colon posted:

oh no, two motivated and not lazy obese dudes made money by copy/pasting poo poo mentally ill ppl post about for free on some forums lets all hate them

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
if i ever acted on all the schemes i thought of to get rich using the internet i wouldnt have all this free time to hate people who actually do things. gently caress doers, anyway

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

JebanyPedal posted:

Has anyone said Jizzrael yet?

*opens envelope like Johnny Carson*
"gettin slizzrael, popping bottles like qassams"

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