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Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

When I was sixteen all I wanted to do was THIS:



But it was never to be.

My white whale. The one that got away. The adventures that I missed. I will never know what could have been.

Literally crying. Too many regrets.












RIP: My Dreams.

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Hellgate: London wasn't as bad as people claimed

but it was still awful

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


instead, when i was 16, i jacked off

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This doesnt look like a very good game. :colbert:

Were you a goth kid?

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I played it, OP, it was really good. you missed out.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
take the red pill lol XD

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

seriously who spends $3400 on a trenchcoat?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i played matrix online

it was not v.good

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

seriously who spends $3400 on a trenchcoat?

I got mine for only 2900 but it was on sale and the original msrp was like 3900

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

a creepy colon posted:

I got mine for only 2900 but it was on sale and the original msrp was like 3900

How much anime can you fit in the trench coat?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i played this game and knew a huge nerd fag shitlord rear end in a top hat who moderated its community events for years.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my "trench coat" is actually a hugo boss original replica of a Waffen SS-Oberführer uniform. i wouldnt have picked it up but it came with a real hitler youth knife that i am saving for my daughter.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a creepy colon posted:

I got mine for only 2900 but it was on sale and the original msrp was like 3900

Its good to know there are sales in the matrix.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Fandyien posted:

i played this game and knew a huge nerd fag shitlord rear end in a top hat who moderated its community events for years.
did he get to play as morpheus??

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
It was kind of fun but not that great.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

there was some kind of a matrix mod for half life, or maybe it had another name but it had some kind of bullet time and a map that was the lobby where they did the shoot out and the columns exploded everywhere, anyway it was pretty decent as far as lovely multiplayer half life mods went

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FogHelmut posted:

there was some kind of a matrix mod for half life, or maybe it had another name but it had some kind of bullet time and a map that was the lobby where they did the shoot out and the columns exploded everywhere, anyway it was pretty decent as far as lovely multiplayer half life mods went

The Specialists

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
too busy playing day of defeat to care

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

FogHelmut posted:

there was some kind of a matrix mod for half life, or maybe it had another name but it had some kind of bullet time and a map that was the lobby where they did the shoot out and the columns exploded everywhere, anyway it was pretty decent as far as lovely multiplayer half life mods went

That may have been Max Payne.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i was too busy being in the real matrix that is our life op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Double Action Boogaloo recently came out and its a stand alone verison of mods like The Specialists and Action Half Life.

not enough people play it

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqvYioc658

game owned bones

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



homeless snail posted:

did he get to play as morpheus??

probably, they had a special system for community events where they were roleplayed in real time by admins and special community members (huge bitchmade nerds)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ah yesss. bk all day

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




that mod was awesome but it wasn't as cool as neotokyo/dystopia

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fandyien posted:

that mod was awesome but it wasn't as cool as neotokyo/dystopia

it was actually.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



a creepy colon posted:

it was actually.

i respectfully disagree with you re: pre-2010 half life 2 online multiplayer mods!!!!!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



neotokyo is out on steam again and i made a thread in imp zone but no one cared.

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

I remember reading about this when it closed and how people were kinda sad because it was one of the few MMOs where you could play as just about anything. If you wanted to be a bartender, you could be a bartender.

Also they did some ultra cool poo poo to closed down the server like filling the sky with code and crumpling everyone's model as the world shrunk, or something.

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty
http://mxoemu.com/

Go hog wild! I've never played it myself, but this emulator will let you live your dreams. You'll just need to find a place to buy the game.

SD87
Jun 7, 2011

a creepy colon posted:

The Specialists

That mod owned back in the day

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they should remake vampire the masquerade. good game, lots of bugs

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
How is this thread still a thing?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What if I told you OP you're playing the game right now.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

redshirt posted:

What if I told you OP you're playing the game right now.

woah

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Jackin' 2004 indeed.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

redshirt posted:

What if I told you OP you're playing the game right now.

Trinity... You need a better haircut.

And, stop wearing that tube top.

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
I killed others because I never got to play Matrix Online.

Dead.juice fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jul 17, 2014

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ah gently caress yeah it did

you guys may not know this but i was a p big deal in TS, probably the greatest TS player of all time, not to toot my own horn or anything

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



there was a singleplayer matrix game also and if you played as niobe you got a live action cutscene where she kissed persephone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYDEPvB7IM

:swoon:

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