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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
OH MY GOD!

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Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck look at that goal

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I want to join the Timbers Army

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

That was a filthy loving goal

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Fat Lowtax posted:

I want to join the Timbers Army

Do you have a beard and a unicycle and BO?

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Fat Lowtax posted:

I want to join the Timbers Army

I assume you're watching the game right now, so you don't qualify.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Valeri's hit was sick.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


ShutteredIn posted:

Do you have a beard and a unicycle and BO?

I have finally found my homeland

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
loving Rapids.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
We only have two guys who can score, and one was out and one went out. That's it. It was over when Brown was out and Urruti went on.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Did the Timbers just close out a game?

INKRO
Feb 7, 2012
Guys the Timbers just won a game. :haw:

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

INKRO posted:

Guys the Timbers just won a game. :haw:

I know, it was awful.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

skasion posted:

Did the Timbers just close out a game?

I wouldn't call it that, I would say they scraped together enough change to buy a second goal after almost tying again.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
Love me some Diego Valeri

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Colorado's being forced to run laps, like a JV soccer team.

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002

Just watched the highlights; was there a shot that showed the ball crossed the line? I miss the World Cup already.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Broadcast showed a replay with a camera that was basically on the line. It definitely went in.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Well the Rapids sure laid an egg tonight, but given the lineup I'm not completely surprised. No Sanchez? No creativity in the attack. No LaBroca? Well he's an idiot but that leaves Watts as the DM and he looks like a scared puppy. No Brown up top? No speed or force from the offense. The work rate was great but that only gets you so far.

I guess I expected too much for a win but I swear a tie felt just about right. Too bad the scoreboard didn't cooperate.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jul 19, 2014

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Cityinthesea posted:

Portland is so bad I've decided to become a Chivas USA plastic

Go back to Ohio.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

plainswalker75 posted:

Colorado's being forced to run laps, like a JV soccer team.

This isn't a new thing. Since Mastroeni became coach they're run laps after each game. I don't remember Pablo's exact reason for it though.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Collin's red card overturned. Probably the right decision. Should be a pretty good game! Looking forward to it.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Who would have been awarded the goal by the Dubious Goals Committee if it didn't actually cross the line

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

what a fuckin hit son

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


That free kick was cool + good

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Alright Quakes, it is my birthday. I really really need you to not gently caress up super bad again today.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

DoHimJob posted:

Alright Quakes, it is my birthday. I really really need you to not gently caress up super bad again today.

I can't believe how close they have been to scoring a couple times already. they were so poo poo last time I watched them

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

I can't believe how close they have been to scoring a couple times already. they were so poo poo last time I watched them

You haven't watched much Red Bulls "defending"

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

You haven't watched much Red Bulls "defending"

i saw plenty of it in person on wednesday

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

It would be really nice if NY could manage a win against the worst team in the West

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

get the gently caress in lawrence

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I enjoy watching the Galaxy lose

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I don't think that was a penalty.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
gently caress this loving team.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Great play from Lenhart.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
17 year old academy product Bradford Jamieson subbed in for his first MLS minutes. He's picked up an assist so far.

Now hopefully he can score a goal too.

Oh ya, Tommy Meyer is playing right back. Some how this is the league best defense.

Tigren fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 20, 2014

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Does MLS Live give you an option to watch a specific team's feed or is it just you get what you get

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Fat Lowtax posted:

Does MLS Live give you an option to watch a specific team's feed or is it just you get what you get

It's what you get, almost always the home team.

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DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
OH MY GOD LENHART ACTUALLY SCORED?


!!!!!

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