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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Would you say he has to OVERCOME these odds, Alex?

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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Alex Riley's hair just keeps getting taller and taller.

He's Goku, duh.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Uh oh, the odds aren't in Cena's favor!!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Asmodai_00 posted:

they switched to soda cans so we can't tell if they are drinking it anymore

Jerry's is the only one open I've seen so far.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Alex telegraphing the gently caress out of how Reigns is going over w/o pinning Cena.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
King is bedazzled as gently caress.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
It never fails to make me laugh that Michael Cole and JBL have to wear uncomfortable ill-fitting suits while King pulls the ugliest loving thing he can find out of the local Goodwill

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Some major spoilers out of the announce desk! Keep that CENA RETAINS under control, guys!

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Alex telegraphing the gently caress out of how Reigns is going over w/o pinning Cena.

how dare you not believe in the CHAMP JOHN CENA

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Noted Triangle Lover Fandango

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

gently caress Fandango

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
...75% chance of winning, but everyone knows they can't over come cenas odds, so they won't...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Roman Reigns posted:

gently caress Fandango

Dolph?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


john cena

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

BigRed0427 posted:

That's how it's been for years. Plus it's Battlegrounds. I don't expect any extra effort tonight.

Also these are not OH GOD WE'RE GOING UNDER budget cuts you rubes, they are "JESUS CHRIST THE STARTUP OF THE NETWORK IS KILLING IS, let's minimize our losses until things normalize again" budget cuts.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Asmodai_00 posted:

how dare you not believe in the CHAMP JOHN CENA

proof positive underdog champs DO work

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The Dark Fandangler.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


gently caress adam rose

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol LayRae is already in the Exotic Express.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



You see guys, because dancing is like loving.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
So is both this and the Funkapocalypse happening on the pre-show?

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Roman Reigns posted:

gently caress Fandango

gently caress adam rose

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Ugh, can we get the Diva's match instead?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

My low quality stream makes it look like Fandango has a sparkly penis on his jacket.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Push hot dog.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

So is both this and the Funkapocalypse happening on the pre-show?

thank god

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

WOO! ROSE! :neckbeard:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Happy birthday Adam Rose. gently caress you too.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

JBL saying what we are all thinking

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
RaeLay! :swoon:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Oh, Adam Rose. Great.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
wait wasnt fandango in the battle royal?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Agreeing with JBL, wrt Adam Rose and his stupid bunny and birthday.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


Piper and Alex make such a cute couple. :allears:

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

armoredgorilla posted:

Ugh, can we get the Diva's match instead?

Don't be a lemon! Be a :suicide:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Layla and Summer are too fabulous.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Do not even ask posted:

gently caress adam rose

Psybro
May 12, 2002
So what's the deal with Adam Rose, is he like their dealer or something

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Psybro posted:

So what's the deal with Adam Rose, is he like their dealer or something

You ever seen True Detective?

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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

push the dude in the evel knievel helmet across the snake river

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