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valkhorn posted:Anything else? I mean you could at least make fun of my trailers or something. Or hey, what about making fun of the games I'm doing? Surely you haven't done that in a while. I know you're itching to go there. So in how many toilets were you dunked in as a teenager valkhorn? It's okay, we won't tell anyone.
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valkhorn posted:I prefer to keep private issues between you and me private. A little birdie told me you insulted me, in public, again, and so I checked it out. I thought maybe if you had some issue with me we could handle it like people instead of behind each other's backs. I'm not going to forget that you personally insulted me here as well as passed along gossip about me that wasn't true - but that matter again is between you and me, and has nothing to do with everyone else on this forum. You know where to find me if you want to discuss the matter further but I won't discuss it further here. I've already tried to contact you, and this is what you chose to do. Oh my god grow up you loving loser.
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Psychedelic Eyeball posted:So in how many toilets were you dunked in as a teenager valkhorn? It's okay, we won't tell anyone. That's a little more creative. Although it's not the most original angle I can think of. And the correct answer is eight hundred and forty-five. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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valkhorn posted:I prefer to keep private issues between you and me private. A little birdie told me you insulted me, in public, again, and so I checked it out. I thought maybe if you had some issue with me we could handle it like people instead of behind each other's backs. I'm not going to forget that you personally insulted me here as well as passed along gossip about me that wasn't true - but that matter again is between you and me, and has nothing to do with everyone else on this forum. You know where to find me if you want to discuss the matter further but I won't discuss it further here. I've already tried to contact you, and this is what you chose to do. Oh, hey Valkhorn, what is up bro?
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BMS posted:Oh, hey Valkhorn, what is up bro? You laugh now but wait until his rabid and enormous fanbase comes after you.
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i sincerely help vakhorn is just a long troll for the lp forum like gamingo cuz this is great
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slowbeef I just wanted to see what the throwback message was when people tried to pm you.
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valkhorn posted:And it's not a failure on his part to not try to contact me privately and whine about it here, which is also passive aggressive? However, let's not deviate from the points that you were not smart to message slowbeef about something so petty, were even less smart to post here abut something even pettier, have reasserted your complete lack of credibility and would do well to stop responding to every single slight in the completely and utterly vain hope that you'll somehow endure longer than the people who grossly outnumber you.
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FutureFriend posted:i sincerely help vakhorn is just a long troll for the lp forum like gamingo cuz this is great "Man, this valkhorn guy is the most entertaining thing ever since dried paint!"
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Can this be a recommendation thread? I love loving funny rear end group LP's. Don't hate me but I love the Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth crew and their Worms, Madden, Minecraft LP's and the like because they are hilarious as a group and play off each other so well. Also sites like Giantbomb, basically good personalities doing LP's. Any ideas?
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I don't hate you because Achievement Hunter owns a lot.
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Disappointing Pie posted:Can this be a recommendation thread? I love loving funny rear end group LP's. Don't hate me but I love the Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth crew and their Worms, Madden, Minecraft LP's and the like because they are hilarious as a group and play off each other so well. Also sites like Giantbomb, basically good personalities doing LP's. Two Best Friends/Super Best Friends on Youtube is my go-to for funny group LPs. It's usually not all four of them present at the same time but you can basically mix-n-match any of them and still be entertained. Here's a montage video of a month-long series they did last year of wrestling games. It'll give you a good idea of what to expect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tJl-ni3v8M Edit: They have a website too: http://superbestfriendsplay.com/ TaurusOxford fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jul 21, 2014 |
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So I don't really pay attention to Sandcastle drama. Valkhorn is just a wannabee youtube superstar who came here for "criticism" but only wants people to enforce his ego right?
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Testekill posted:So I don't really pay attention to Sandcastle drama. Valkhorn is just a wannabee youtube superstar who came her for "criticism" but only wants people to enforce his ego right? gently caress if I know. I spent like, an hour playing Turbo Dismount and came back to this.
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Disappointing Pie posted:Can this be a recommendation thread? I love loving funny rear end group LP's. Don't hate me but I love the Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth crew and their Worms, Madden, Minecraft LP's and the like because they are hilarious as a group and play off each other so well. Also sites like Giantbomb, basically good personalities doing LP's. If we're doing recommendations I have one but uh. Might be a bit of a hard sell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9R_FLS4Fac Because he does use a facecam a lot of the time.
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Testekill posted:So I don't really pay attention to Sandcastle drama. Valkhorn is just a wannabee youtube superstar who came here for "criticism" but only wants people to enforce his ego right? Yes. The problem was that he would occasionally listen to people's advice, but then use frames of reference people provided (ie: make it more like X person's LP of Y game) and instead of doing his own thing with the suggestion make a direct ripoff of the other LP. He would then get upset that people told him to do a thing but didn't specify "Don't copy it exactly." He also ran like two or three threads at a time that no one really cared about and people telling him to slow down because his LPs weren't really interesting to watch were liable to get PMs from him explaining how he was working to his own schedule. Gatz has a PM from him where he explained how AWESOME COOL his life was and that people on YouTube loved his videos. It was one of the funnier things I've read.
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Maybe this is all a ploy for Valkhorn to get his channel viewed by more than 10 people a week; a whiny publicity stunt from our favorite youtube manchild. Please LP again on SA, Valkhorn. I miss your inane dronings over 20 year-old games listed on the forums for all to ignore. Art is never understood nor appreciated in its time, remember?
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Lazyfire posted:Yes. The problem was that he would occasionally listen to people's advice, but then use frames of reference people provided (ie: make it more like X person's LP of Y game) and instead of doing his own thing with the suggestion make a direct ripoff of the other LP. He would then get upset that people told him to do a thing but didn't specify "Don't copy it exactly." The one time I watched a video from him was his Super Mario Bros. 3 LP, where he talked about how Mode 7 was the thing that enabled parallax scrolling, which blew the Master System out of the water because it couldn't handle that or something. I counted at least ten or twelve wrong things before I stopped watching. I didn't even know you could even be that wrong about a game we all played.
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Suspicious Dish posted:The one time I watched a video from him was his Super Mario Bros. 3 LP, where he talked about how Mode 7 was the thing that enabled parallax scrolling, which blew the Master System out of the water because it couldn't handle that or something. I think the problems go beyond getting things dead wrong. He's incredibly bland and this translated into his threads as people didn't seem super inclined to post in threads about Symphony of the Night of all games when he LPd it. Pretty much anyone else would be looking at a thread a dozen or so pages long, but Valkhorn was so anti-interesting people didn't bother posting.
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Lazyfire posted:He's incredibly bland Aggressively bland, if one recalls how his commentary has never gotten more interesting despite plenty of people telling him to try and improve upon it when he would make test post after test post after test post after te- But I don't really want to give Valkhorn any more attention, so: anyone have any streamers they recommend? Since SGDQ I've been wanting to watch some of the speedrunners I like more often than twice a year, but are there any other people that are enjoyable to watch in spite of the facecam they almost certainly have?
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I like DarkspinesSonic. He's not in it to win and gets mad, he just likes having fun with video games! He's been posting a bunch of highlights on his YouTube channel recently, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwYYNvRUYdw
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BMS posted:Oh, hey Valkhorn, what is up bro? I haven't actually watched his videos before now; these remind me of ZeldaDungeon's video walkthroughs. Those are supposed to be dry though, since they're geared towards giving detailed instructions to players rather than being entertaining.
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In the latest Super Best Friendcast(2:14:20), Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. Please bring this up the next time you talk to him, Slowbeef.
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Seshoho Cian posted:In the latest Super Best Friendcast(2:14:20), Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. Please bring this up the next time you talk to him, Slowbeef. Hahahaha what the hell am I seriously listening to a metal remix of loving Green Greens!?
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JordanKai posted:Hahahaha what the hell am I seriously listening to a metal remix of loving Green Greens!? 2BF's original video was Kirby's Epic Yarn, so they figured it would be appropriate to have Green Greens as their theme. After that though they kept it since it usually had a lot of ironic hilarity to whatever they were actually playing.
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Seshoho Cian posted:Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. I 100% agree with him and I post here.
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Seshoho Cian posted:In the latest Super Best Friendcast(2:14:20), Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. Please bring this up the next time you talk to him, Slowbeef.
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Supersonic Shine posted:I read somewhere that Matt and Pat hated each other's guts at first, but slowly came to tolerate each other's presences. I think that Pat and Lowtax could one day be very good acquaintances. Lowtax should challenge Pat to a boxing match
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Lowtax should challenge them to build a goku. 
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Lowtax should challenge Pat to a boxing match
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Supersonic Shine posted:But Lowtax has children! He can't go around solving his problems with violence, that would set a bad example! Hahaha, you think Lowtax would be inflicting the violence.
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Seshoho Cian posted:In the latest Super Best Friendcast(2:14:20), Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. Please bring this up the next time you talk to him, Slowbeef. Pfft, I don't mod here anymore. Tell Geop or Chip to build out their own YouTube celebrity network and interface with him. (Can't listen yet.)
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Raenir K. Artemi posted:Hahaha, you think Lowtax would be inflicting the violence.
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valkhorn posted:I prefer to keep private issues between you and me private. A little birdie told me you insulted me, in public, again, and so I checked it out. I thought maybe if you had some issue with me we could handle it like people instead of behind each other's backs. I'm not going to forget that you personally insulted me here as well as passed along gossip about me that wasn't true - but that matter again is between you and me, and has nothing to do with everyone else on this forum. You know where to find me if you want to discuss the matter further but I won't discuss it further here. I've already tried to contact you, and this is what you chose to do. Who is your snitch, huh??? PS how does it feel that these two videos i made which are literally unwatchable have more views than your entire channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEqJ4krDNdV3XsS-5TIER6A/videos slowbeef posted:Pfft, I don't mod here anymore. Tell Geop or Chip to build out their own YouTube celebrity network and interface with him. (Can't listen yet.) I was watching your neither good noir interesting lets watch whatever and you missed an opportunity for a video game noir opening pun: "Just like Adam Jensen, I never asked for this". You're welcome. I am available for any future videos you need Comedy Commenting on. Geop posted:Don't bring me in to this! I'm just a janitor Bring back slow beef so my posting is tolerated and not probated again tbh.
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Disappointing Pie posted:Can this be a recommendation thread? I love loving funny rear end group LP's. Don't hate me but I love the Achievement Hunter / Rooster Teeth crew and their Worms, Madden, Minecraft LP's and the like because they are hilarious as a group and play off each other so well. Also sites like Giantbomb, basically good personalities doing LP's. I've brought them up a few times earlier in the thread, but I'm a big fan of StreamFriends. They're a bunch of cool/funny people who stream a lot of really different games. I recommend their playthrough of Crypt Worlds and Game Dev Tycoon. If you like the runbutton LPs, Keith guests in a lot of their streams. Different people stream a couple different games most afternoons/nights at twitch.tv/StreamFriends, and their stuff gets archived on streamfriends.tv.
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Seshoho Cian posted:Pat states his desire to burn down Something Awful to the ground. I've been trying to accomplish this for the past few years. For example, I think valkhorn is cool.
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judge reinhold posted:I've been trying to accomplish this for the past few years. For example, I think valkhorn is cool. I think stating that only lights people on fire, not so much SA. To be fair, though, I think Pat wants to light a lot of things on fire. I guess it's part of his fiery personality.
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