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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Oh yes, Cole, tell us about why we should subscribe while Miz's music plays during the most underwhelming PPV of the year.

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Best part of the Ziggler look there is that it's a shoot

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

oatgan posted:

that was really good

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

I liked the Dean Ambrose parts

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012
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gently caress Miz and his overbite, Pac-Man face. wakka wakka wakka

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Miz is cool

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Anime Device posted:

The crowd would have loved it if The Wyatts, Bray, and Dolph won it

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
G1 cannot get here soon enough.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Yes surely this show will convince people to buy

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

bartok posted:

Ziggler seems so bummed.

sting_i_know.avi

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Guys! The Miz won! The Miz! He won! It's the Miz who won! :haw:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
WAS THAT SAMI ZAYN IN THE SUMMERSLAM PROMO

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
I'm legit hoping the WWE goes under

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Did that Summerslam promo literally just tell us Cena is winning.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

haha this show is a butt

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I like how Dolph just looks kinda disappointed and annoyed.

Also best describes the crowd reaction.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

My stream is way behind everyone else's despite a lot of refreshes. The quality is good though. Does anyone know how to fix this?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bartok posted:

Kofi and Cesaro have awesome in-ring chemistry for some reason.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This whole ppv is just a go home show for SummerSlam

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

WWE is booking this show out of spite aren't they?

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The Ziggler/Sheamus and Koffi/Cesaro sptuff was really really good. Shame about the Miz.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Guys, I'm worried. I live in LA. I don't want a giant Roman Reigns punching through my wall.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I'm not going to cancel my subscription over one bad PPV. It's been awhile since WWE had an absolute stinker so they were overdue.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

They could've done so much more with this grindhouse style commercial but at least they tried.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

good bye WWE network

Yeah, the product is just as terrible as the constant shilling for the network.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Bork isn't even going to make an appearance because that would ruin this PPV's streak of being dumb.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Aw poo poo, does this mean Sheamus vs Miz for the mid-card unification at Summerslam?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
This PPV has had the best matches since Wrestlemania and the worst results since time immemorial.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

SansWetware posted:

Crowd went completely silent. Just totally deflated.

Can you really blame them? let's review the entire PPV so far.

Pre shows- Minute Squash, Cameron winning with a Roll Up.

1st Match- Crowd goes crazy, deserved.

2nd Match- Never actually happens, Ambrose/Rollins is cancelled.

3rd Match- Sloppy Paige/AJ, clean Shining Wizard win.

4th Match- Countout win for the awkward Bulgarian.

5th Match- Fairly unexciting Bray/Jericho match with a dull finish.

6th Match- Miz steals the title from Ziggler.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

sigmachiev posted:

Flo Rida cannot get here soon enough.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Did that Summerslam promo literally just tell us Cena is winning.

:lol: if you think he isnt

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

StarkRavingMad posted:

that was an awesome finish by Ziggler too

but then

Never have I seen such an enjoyable show that has had every finish go against what I would want to have happen.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I was watching December to Dismember 2006 before this because they were talking on a podcast about how it was the worst ever

I think it was more enjoyable than this PPV has been

(edit): ok, I forgot about Wyatts/Usos that was good at least

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this ppv is a dog's rear end

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pariah Rex posted:

This whole ppv is just a go home show for RAW

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Booking wrestling is difficult as you can't just give the crowd what it wants all the time so the best solution is to instead give them nothing they want and instead bring in Flo Rida.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I hope we get to see Eva Marie interact with Flo Rida.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
I knew I should have bet money on The Miz.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Kofi and Cesaro had some great spots. Still sad that Bo lost. I Bo-Lieved and was disappointed.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Kirios posted:

This is definitely the worst PPV I've ever seen.

Bitch I was in attendance for KOTR 2002.

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