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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

TheJoker138 posted:

Roman Reigns looks like he just got back from a shopping spree at Hot Topic in 2001.

He's got a serious case of Tripp pants goin' on.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Hahaha That Merchandise sign.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Saint Freak posted:

Everytime someone mentions that John Cena doesn't need to get pinned to lose, take a shot.

I don't want to die you rear end in a top hat.

bartok
May 10, 2006



This PPV is poopy but even though it's been awhile since WWE had a terrible PPV I am going to cancel anyway because...

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
Wait just a loving second here: John Cena doesnt have to be involved in the decision to lose the titles??

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It's definitely bad booking for the most part (the Wyatts have not had a big win since January IIRC) but for me the Network's archival stuff is the bigger draw. Seeing every PPV ever is a bonus.

Plus I still say this is better than the last Royal Rumble. This is normal not good booking, that was the WWE completely misjudging everything.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Orton taking wardrobe inspiration from Payback Batista

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Chris James 2 posted:

More or less disappointed than you are in Texans Starting QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick?

No fair, it's physically impossible to feel more disappointment than we do at that.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

JOHN
CENA
PERSON

OK, at least the sign game at this PPV is top-notch.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Face/Face almost never works.

It does. It's Heel/Heel that's crap.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

kidcoelacanth posted:

Unironically want this match to end with Big Show punching out everyone but Kane

It ends with Show turning heel and they set up their own faction, forcing the authority to turn face.

SUBSCRIBE drat IT!

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Weighing 323 lbs, KAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! *silence*

Obviously the crowd wasn't familiar with that name.

"He kinda looks like THE DEMON KANE. Must be related or something."

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Reigns and cena take out kane and orton, they square off, cena wins. Rapadoo.

Jaragoh
Nov 27, 2004

Do not even ask posted:

authority hates jhon cena why again?

jhon said they're poopy

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I AM THE VIPER AND YOU DON'T WANNA VIPE ME

I am the viper, I'm here to vipe the vindows.

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM
CENA
PERSON

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

It's like someone shopped his head onto another picture.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
"kane is an afterthought"

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The most hyped match of this PPV got loving cancelled. When is the last time that's even happened? That's probably the worst part of this shitshow.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
When was the last time Orton didn't wear black trunks??

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
This is the worst costume design era since that period where they put fake pockets on all the trunks.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Yes Lawler. Kane is an afterthought.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

He's got a serious case of Tripp pants goin' on.

Needs more clip-on "bondage" straps.

bartok
May 10, 2006



TheJoker138 posted:

I am the viper, I'm here to vipe the vindows.



Goodnight Everybody!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Bryan Alvarez ‏@bryanalvarez
To give you an idea of how much stalling is being done on this show, we ate a full dinner between Battle Royal and Main Event #BattleGround

i hope it was a good dinner

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Crowd feels burned out.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

drat now i want the thousand yard stare booker t did earlier in gif form soo bad now

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Face/Face almost never works.

no it's heel/heel that doesn't work

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

They kayfabed an injury last Raw but didn't mention it at all - even on Smackdown :psyduck:

They mentioned it on Smackdown in the opening segment. Ambrose wanted Rollins to come to the ring right then so he could legally murder him and Rollins was on the Titantron and said "sorry buddy I'm not medically cleared, but your opponent tonight, Kane, is."

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
If Kane pins someone in ths match and Orton lays on his back so he's the top pinner, does Orton win

these are the questions.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

NowonSA posted:

... Sheamus and Ziggler should never be in the ring again...

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Cast No Engine posted:

When was the last time Orton didn't wear black trunks??

and why didn't he wear these when batisita was all blue

TenWren
Jan 22, 2012

Kirios posted:

The most hyped match of this PPV got loving cancelled. When is the last time that's even happened? That's probably the worst part of this shitshow.

I think I prefer what we got out of Rollins/Ambrose on this PPV. Ambrose playing stalker and that whole trunk thing can tide me over until Summerslam.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

You wanna talk about not pulling the trigger? Someone take note of Ambrose/Rollins, this feud ain't going to be as heated come SummerSlam.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

It does. It's Heel/Heel that's crap.

Remember how cool it was when they did the heel/heel thing with the Wyatts and Shield? Yeah me neither, they inexplicably buried the Wyatts to death.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Kirios posted:

The most hyped match of this PPV got loving cancelled. When is the last time that's even happened? That's probably the worst part of this shitshow.

Out of curiosity, was Ambrose v. Rollins marketed on the tickets or whatever? Because I'd be legit pissed if I bought for this show and it was gently caress-finished like that, even with the 2 minutes of good segments and brawling.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Vertical Lime posted:

Folks, heel Goldberg will shock the foundations of our great sport

Everything is a worked shoot. Or a shooted work. NO ONE KNOWS.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

oatgan posted:

no it's heel/heel that doesn't work

I saw it work one time. Edge vs Orton when they were tagging and had them go against one another and they were both heels and the crowd was pretty into it. That's the one time I saw it work.

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