HELP newly found kitten very agressive

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I could really use some assistance, I found this kitten outside my apartment, it keeps getting into my garbage and it doesn't have a collar. I assume it must be a stray, but I already have 4 cats and really don't think I could introduce this little fella without causing some problems. I'm not a hundred percent sure on his age, but if he is from this years litters he is probably at least 7 months old. I included some pictures, in case anyone can help me pin down his breed, I figure he's just a domestic long hair, but an exact breed would be cool if he is purebred. I am only using he because I have been unable to get close enough to sex it. Thanks very much!

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:12

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Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Have you established dominance?

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:17

Minesweep: Oct 6, 2010

The breed looks to be a Maine Coon to me. They are great cats but they get pretty big

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:18

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

Minesweep posted:

The breed looks to be a Maine Coon to me. They are great cats but they get pretty big

The Maine Coon is a fine cat.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:19

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

Boyd, that isn't a cat. I'm pretty sure that's actually a dog.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:21

ohnobugs: Feb 22, 2003

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The Maine Coon is a fine cat.

Seems a little smaller than a Maine Coon, might be a Norwegian Forest cat.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:25

Kiyanis: Sep 25, 2007; BBQ Now.

AuntBuck posted:

Seems a little smaller than a Maine Coon, might be a Norwegian Forest cat.

No, the eyes are all wrong. I think its a common bush-tail possum.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:27

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Bite an ear to establish dominance.

Don't do a MorallyInept.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 08:38

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Are you all stupid and blind or something? OP, don't listen to these fuckwits, they're obviously trolling you.

Look at those large, rounded ears. It's obviously a purebred serval kitten! My cousin has one, so I'm totes positive. Here's a picture of her serval cat.

# ? Jun 19, 2014 17:45

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

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OP, if you get close enough to your astonishingly Racoon-shaped kitten, you will find out why our local animal shelter gives out nets to catchers send to retrieve them. Nets and thick gloves.

If you don't want the kitten in your trash, just feed it. Here, this should teach you what the "kitten" needs.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:22

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

This animated gif should teach you proper kitten-handling technique:

# ? Jul 3, 2014 18:06

Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

various cheeses posted:

This animated gif should teach you proper kitten-handling technique:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 23:17

Frostylake: Feb 28, 2013

various cheeses posted:

This animated gif should teach you proper kitten-handling technique:

Lets see it land on it's feet after that.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:22

demonR6: Sep 4, 2012; There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.; Lipstick Apathy