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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Yankees: not great

Rangers: really, really bad

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sammo
Jan 15, 2014
well, they are the last place team in MLB right now, even worse than Astros

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Affeldt ballin'

Ron Mexico
Dec 31, 2004

Santana one base short of the cycle. Something got him wound up, he was batting like .207 before a few nights ago.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, Mike Moustakas of all people was about 3 feet away to dead center from a three HR game tonight.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Ya know if ya rearrange the letters in Ryan Feirabend you get "Bad Inane Fryer"

E: and if you spell his name right it would be "bade inane fryer"

Tedd_Not_Ed fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 23, 2014

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

great outing for affeldt. two scoreless innings, got a shitload of ground balls, pitched around an error, and made an awesome defensive play.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Beltre :stare:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Give us the drat walkoff walk

sammo
Jan 15, 2014
drat nice catch by Beltre.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


13th here we come

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC :siren: :siren: :siren:

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
An Adam Bomb from LaRoche, that ball got out in a hurry. The Rockies' bullpen is so loving bad.

sammo
Jan 15, 2014
...and time for 13th after getting to 2nd base with no out.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
I called that Calhoun LiDP the second he stepped into the batters box.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

theacox posted:

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC :siren: :siren: :siren:

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Man, the Reds are playing like poo poo.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Lucroy is just on fire. He's the main reason the Brewers aren't battling for 4th place in the Central.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


lol JPA dinger

sammo
Jan 15, 2014
haha JPA homerun of all the people.

6-year plan man
Sep 1, 2007
working hardly, or hardly working?

Bruce Kison posted:

lol JPA dinger

What the hell he's hitting just over .100 on the year with only 3 homers what happened to him? ???

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
The 2014 Yankees: A Prolonged Fart Noise

oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


LUUUUCC

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

6-year plan man posted:

What the hell he's hitting just over .100 on the year with only 3 homers what happened to him? ???

JP is programmed to do exactly the thing that will make the most people mad.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Chexoid posted:

JP is programmed to do exactly the thing that will make the most people mad.

It worked.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I just wanted to say Buster Posey is awesome and even if the Giants lose tonight I will not be mad at Affeldt. Really solid job (as he does most nights I know) by him when called to do more than usual.

sammo
Jan 15, 2014
On second base with no out, here we go again

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Also lolling at Jpa being the first to drive in a run in that game

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
why are you bunting off a leadoff double down one

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Also Casilla is awesome.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Yessssss 25 innings let's go

sammo
Jan 15, 2014
and it's tied again.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Bloated corpse of Scutaro hittingm

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Of course the Yanks tie it lol

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

New Concept Hole posted:

Bloated corpse of Scutaro hittingm

Man if he's not even going swing, might as well have just left in Casilla.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Im guessing McCann hits into a double play now

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

Bruce Kison posted:

Im guessing McCann hits into a double play now

i really hope so

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Man if he's not even going swing, might as well have just left in Casilla.

It would have improved my night.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


hahaha

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lmao

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