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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

we need an angry bee to balance out the angry fish

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:55

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

SO GOD DAM ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!@

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:03

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Angry Fish posted:

SO GOD DAM ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!@

have a look at this dog, it's a good dog

pig slut lisa posted:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

no look at this dog it is a bad dog

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:48

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lurkers, if your at a house party and don't know anyone the solution is to walk up to people and say hi.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:38

WindmillSlayer

drilldo squirt posted:

Lurkers, if your at a house party and don't know anyone the solution is to walk up to people and say hi.

this is true, and its weird to me drilldo is saying it.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

WindmillSlayer posted:

this is true, and its weird to me drilldo is saying it.

That windmill knows about this only deepens the shame you must feel about not knowing something so basic.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:41

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

where is this thread going???

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:06

ulvir

Bo-Pepper posted:

we need an angry bee to balance out the angry fish

we need a chill bee to balance the angry bee. where's kayle7?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:11

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

Salmiakki posted:

im glad you enjoyed the poem & drawing

i really did! the thread was in the goldmine before i could thank you. and now ive just gotten back from camping so im replying like 2 days later....but it made my day thanks so much

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:52

i am he

Pedantra posted:

go ahead looke, go ahaed buddy, turn yourself back into a greasy paste and ooze back into the sewer from whence you came... fcuking coward

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:54

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

wtf drilldo with a reasonable post!!!??

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:55

Looke

:iamafag:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:56

i am he

newbie's might think drilldo is annoying at first, but don't worry newbies. He's one of byob's most valuable posters.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:57

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Slaapaav posted:

wtf drilldo with a reasonable post!!!??

he's persecuted

# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:57

3D Megadoodoo

ulvir posted:

we need a chill bee to balance the angry bee. where's kayle7?

I'm not 100% certain this is what bees look like. Also it might be a bit more jolly than chill. Sorry.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:04

Machai

Slaapaav posted:

wtf drilldo with a reasonable post!!!??

he got hacked

alert the mods so they can permaban him

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:26

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Awesome Possum on April 27, 2010
BYOB is like that plot twist in the murder mystery where the detective comes to a strange eery town looking for a killer and it turns out the entire town was in the know-how and they are all a big cult that worships some pagan deity.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:39

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

i am he posted:

newbie's might think drilldo is annoying at first, but don't worry newbies. He's one of byob's most valuable posters.

I'm very clever, and cool.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 23:48

Captain No-mates

Pedantra posted:

Awesome Possum on April 27, 2010
BYOB is like that plot twist in the murder mystery where the detective comes to a strange eery town looking for a killer and it turns out the entire town was in the know-how and they are all a big cult that worships some pagan deity.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:12

problematic hug

i say hhallo to the nubbeh

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:47

Cucking Mama: Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

ChairmanMeow posted:

If you are into self mutilation you are going to love this. Best part is pulling out your spine.

it's a lot of fun so far.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:39

tyler

I'm not sure what the initiation is, but I would like to be a

mofo

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:07

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

zombie303 posted:

I'm not sure what the initiation is, but I would like to be a mofo

the process is I queued it for you

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:10

cuntman.net

Jerry Cotton posted:

It's not one of them noseless dogs and it's owned by a goon so I guess it checks all the boxes for corginess.

Also, what does this mean:

quote:

Posted by Weatherman on July 21, 2010

BYOB was deleted earlier today.

quote:

Posted by Weatherman on August 15, 2010

BYOB is being deleted tomorrow, along with Lazy's Fair.

quote:

Posted by Weatherman on July 20, 2014

BYOB will be deleted on 1 August 2014.

vOv

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:53

dogcrash truther

Sleepy Owl posted:

vOv

Don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:19

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

Don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIN4lkMKpQ

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:20

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

and who are we to blow against the wind?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:21

cuntman.net

up my rear end, but the other direction too

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:23

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i don't want to lose byob, tyvmia!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:27

cruft

Sleepy Owl posted:

up my rear end, but the other direction too

... down your rear end?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 03:27

Mogren: Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:

ulvir posted:

we need a chill bee to balance the angry bee. where's kayle7?

Kayle7 posted:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:30

cuntman.net

cruft posted:

... down your rear end?

leave me alone

# ? Jul 23, 2014 04:35

i am he

ATTENTION NEWBIES

When you're making a new thread, you might be tempted to use one of these thread tags:

One word, DON'T! If you do, your account will be automatically banned (autobanned). That means you'll lose any forums upgrades you may have purchased, and you'll have to shell out another :10bux:

to Papa Lowtax for the privilege of posting again!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 05:04

tyler

i am he posted:

ATTENTION NEWBIES

When you're making a new thread, you might be tempted to use one of these thread tags:

One word, DON'T! If you do, your account will be automatically banned (autobanned). That means you'll lose any forums upgrades you may have purchased, and you'll have to shell out another to Papa Lowtax for the privilege of posting again!

I did not know that.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 05:05

cruft

i am he posted:

ATTENTION NEWBIES

When you're making a new thread, you might be tempted to use one of these thread tags:

One word, DON'T! If you do, your account will be automatically banned (autobanned). That means you'll lose any forums upgrades you may have purchased, and you'll have to shell out another to Papa Lowtax for the privilege of posting again!

I also did not know that.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 05:13