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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
One of these days we are going to end up with a starting character so insane, nothing we order the character to do will not be an improvement.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Jeff is coming back in 3 days.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
>watch youtube videos teaching how to perform surgeries

>buy plane ticket to syria

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

CloFan posted:

When is JEFF QUEST v2.0?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
make a Chex Quest CYOA please

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

dontcareaboutname posted:

One of these days we are going to end up with a starting character so insane, nothing we order the character to do will not be an improvement.

You mean like Gary Busey?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This was amazing!

I now demand my Atma/Mash crossover. IT SHALL BE DONE.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Ron Darling posted:

This was amazing!

I now demand my Atma/Mash crossover. IT SHALL BE DONE.

the daughter was suzy!!!!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Nameless_Steve posted:

You mean like Gary Busey?

mike tyson

Bastastic
Jun 20, 2010

I think we need a prequel telling the story of Jeff and Jerry's relationship.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I think the story could have used more erect penises. We didn't get closure on why his was always flaccid and the sequel should focus on that.

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

DrManiac posted:

>reload save from the beginning.










Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.






You have 0 Goku outfits left. Uh oh...









TO BE CONTINUED...?

Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Jul 24, 2014

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Not really sure what was going on but:

>call uber
>take uber to airport
>get on plane
>hijack plane

Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
>Shoot Spirit bomb from penis

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

>take kids to hyperbolic time chamber to train them for the cell fight.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
>put on your crawfish pajamas

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Waltzing Along posted:

Not really sure what was going on

:siren:I had the Goku outfits for the kids and some other poo poo left over so I made those as a "Bonus Round" or something. :siren:

Taking a break until James Cameron Presents Peter Jackson's Jeff Quest 2: Codename "Burger Fresh": The Official Game of the Movie (Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire).

Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 24, 2014

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Mash posted:







You have 0 Goku outfits left. Uh oh...









TO BE CONTINUED...?

give the kids some beers and have a goku party
if the kids' dad crashes the party then horribly murder him with your goku powers

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mash posted:

:siren:I had the Goku outfits for the kids and some other poo poo left over so I made those as a "Bonus Round" or something. :siren:

Taking a break until Peter Jackson's Jeff Quest 2: Codename "Burger Fresh": The Official Game of the Movie.

Cool. Also, I forgot to do this last time:

CoolJeff420
Jul 20, 2014

Mash posted:

:siren:I had the Goku outfits for the kids and some other poo poo left over so I made those as a "Bonus Round" or something. :siren:

Taking a break until James Cameron Presents Peter Jackson's Jeff Quest 2: Codename "Burger Fresh": The Official Game of the Movie (Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire).
I'm not your puppet. I am a man. This may just be a game to you but this is my life.

I need redemption... or else.

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
>Post as Jeff420 in JEFF QUEST thread on something awful to control Jeff in various ways

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

CoolJeff420 posted:

I'm not your puppet. I am a man. This may just be a game to you but this is my life.

I need redemption... or else.

Or else... what?
You'll do more

?

Dance for us.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
I was hoping this would be a Jeff K themed thread. Voted 1

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Waltzing Along posted:

Cool. Also, I forgot to do this last time:

This is made so much more intense by listening to the 8 bit version of The Pixies from earlier in the thread.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
Drink and dial. Post results.

DUNCAN DONUTS
Mar 27, 2010

by XyloJW

CoolJeff420 posted:

I'm not your puppet. I am a man. This may just be a game to you but this is my life.

I need redemption... or else.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mash posted:



What do you say?

Is that... Tasha?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
>Use laptop
>Mine a bitcoin

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Give them both exotic vegetable names, carved into their forehead or on a post-it. Your call.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


>Take Shower
>Drink Beer

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

pixaal posted:

>Take Beer
>Drink Golden Shower

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
Was expecting Jeff gertsman. Missed opportunity

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
>Use Laptop
>facebook.com
>share goatse.jpg

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 25, 2014

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
>Register an account on https://www.teapartycommunity.com

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
PREVIOUSLY ON "JEFF QUEST"






"Is Mattenridge in there?" "Yeah, he's just finishing up."



"Hey Cloves?"

Officer Reene Binson stepped under the police tape, entering the crime scene.

"McReary wants us to report back to the station and file some paperwork." he says. Mattenridge is silent.



Binson carefully steps around the evidence, closer to Cloves. "Hey, you listening? We gotta get outta here."



Cloves Mattenridge opens his eyes. "There's something wrong here, Reene. Something very wrong." His eyes are fixated on the corpse under the bloody sheet.

Binson was more of a realist. "What are you talking about? This guy snapped and murdered his neighbours, that's it."

"No..."



"There's something evil here...and I'm going to figure it out."

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Jeeeeeeeeeeefffffffff Gunderschmidt the same time as a result of the most important thing is that the one that is the route of the most important thing is that the one that is the route of the most important thing is that the one that is the route of the most important thing is that the one that heeeeeeeee poop! :airquote:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
>be really evil

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Steal some booze from the shelf behind you; it's not like there's anyone who'll miss it, right?

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Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Waltzing Along posted:

>be really evil




Jeff has risen.

What does it do?

Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jul 25, 2014

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