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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

VikingSkull posted:

guys should I punch myself in the dick or finger my rear end with sandpaper

You can do both. And you'd still be better off than if you'd buy one of the turds in the OP.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
like seriously who loving shops for V6 pony/muscle cars

what the gently caress

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
but guys, 11k in MODZ

ELEVEN KAY

oooOOOoooOOOooo

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It's pretty entertaining when people list mid-80s Camaros with the 2.8 V6 for like 10k (COLLECTORS ITEM)!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

blk posted:

This guy seems like a candidate for a Panther.
Nuts to that, he doesn't need a V8 to go fast, he just needs MODZZZ

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
That charger is actually perfect for a frequent drunk driver, both the styling and the history show a record of poor decision making.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

animeliker posted:

I'm not even Australian and live nowhere near it. Still, I have a thing for the Calais, I really like it's styling, especially the absolutely redundant pop-up headlight eyelids. But from what some of the NZ and Aus guys tell me it's a pretty mediocre car aside from the powertrains.

In their day they weren't actually too bad, the engine definatly made the difference tho. The turbo motor is an absolute gem in a light car - you can horrifically overpower the chassis with huge boost. It's odd that the BA Falcon turbo hasn't really developed the cult of the VL turbo, even more power in a better chassis.

It's not really much of a joke that A VL turbo and a BA Falcon turbo do the same ET at a drag strip. The VL is simply unable to get into the 10's without some big rear end mods, the BAs do one run and get kicked out for being too fast without a cage.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

MrChips posted:

Not to get all Bucephalus up in here, but have any of you guys read the OP's post history?

:stonklol:
Holy...

Holy poo poo you're not joking...

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

VikingSkull posted:

guys should I punch myself in the dick or finger my rear end with sandpaper

Yes.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

Holy...

Holy poo poo you're not joking...


VikingSkull posted:

like seriously who loving shops for V6 pony/muscle cars

what the gently caress

since you asked -

quote:

I am under 21, got arrested under for DUI and in the process of contacting a lawyer and obtaining a police report etc. I did a breathalyzer and asked for blood test (though I don't know if the latter was mistake.) One question, the officer on scene alleged I blew "twice the legal limit" - I don't know if he means .02 (since I am under 21) or .16.

The charge I got was 23152(A) VC - does that indicate to me what I blew?

quote:

Would it be relatively safe to smuggle several 420 bars internationally, like taking it out of the packaging and wrapping the chocolate in foil?

EDIT: I have a med card but I am sure that's irrelevant internationally.

Oh OK he's getting help...

quote:

Thanks for the responses guys. Another question, which Wellbutrin is preferable, XL or SR? I read that XL is just some lovely way to extend the patient with no real improvement and others attesting it's effectiveness. Does it vary on each person, is there any of the two notable for usually being the most effective?

:raise:

quote:

Can anyone guess what effects might arise from taking MDMA while on a dopamine agonist?

Maybe with all these drugs he has a reason for wanting these heaps of poo poo? I don't know if there's any antidepressant powerful enough that I'd want anything to do with a V6 Mustang or Charger though.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.
OK, car game.

What this guy really needs is a Louis Vuitton Rolls Royce

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

NO CAR GAME

You guys are jerks, not even one Miata recommendation. You should be ashamed of yourselves :colbert:

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

blk posted:

OK, car game.

What this guy really needs is a Louis Vuitton Rolls Royce


We already started that in this thread and you did not follow suit so you shall be banned :colbert:

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

leica posted:

NO CAR GAME

You guys are jerks, not even one Miata recommendation. You should be ashamed of yourselves :colbert:

Miata didn't come with a lukewarm V6 bra

Netanyahu
Nov 20, 2013

The blood of Palestinian children keeps my engine running smooth.

oRenj9 posted:

Let's go with neither.

The lovely rice-mobile is cheap for a reason (hint: because it's a lovely salvaged-titled rice mobile). The 'Stang seems overpriced, given its mileage. And the 2007 V6 is not that great of a car.
I didn't think salvage titles were automatic blanket signs of indisputable poo poo. Since it was salvaged within days of being brand new, I was assuming that it could have been a case of some of the then-rare/exclusive 2006 exterior parts that the insurance decided to just say gently caress it and get a new one instead. For any aesthetically-pleasing car that just came out, it only makes that any sort of damage to its just-released exterior would result in a "total loss" The only thing holding me back on that was the fact it occurred in Las Vegas, and it painted a different eerie picture of something else catastrophically happening.

What performance car would you recommend around that price point ($10,000 max)? I am aware that they suck at gas but that's not a concern. I forked out the rear end for CarFax reports, so thanks for being informative.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Netanyahu
Nov 20, 2013

The blood of Palestinian children keeps my engine running smooth.
The posts that you guys like to irrelevantly link to are either questions asked on behalf of friends or hypotheticals. It is automatically insulting to intelligence to begin poo poo like "My friend had a dream that he is currently [...]" so I just say it to skip the useless inevitable jabs aimed at the "mystery friend" No matter how true it is, this is the case, and I never thought it'd be an issue until this thread. Any others are hypotheticals (dopamine agonist and MDMA?? really?)


Das Volk posted:

Given your username and choice of colors I'm going to suggest the IDF version of the Caterpillar D9R. It's diesel (always good on fuel), has an awesome lighting system, is pretty much indestructible and great for shoving undesirables into the nearest body of water. There's even an optional FN Mag machine gun if you need someone to help plow the road ahead of you.



Eat poo poo and die. If you want to make a car analogy based off of Israel's tolerance and willingness to absorb daily Hamas rockets while doing nothing in response, a more accurate one would be a car that is designed to have any sort of crash/collision result in 99% of the car's wreckage/crunch being absorbed inwards (putting the driver in harm's way), with 1% bouncing outwards to minimize public damages. And then that car company would be demonized and singled out despite the fact there are many other cars on the road that are much worse and common.

And then that car would finally be recalled under the guise of "safety" due to the threat it poses to others, not to the driver itself. The only thing about my country that disturbs me is the humanitarian gymnastics it takes to minimize civilian casualties at the expense of itself, and your failure to recognize them.

Netanyahu fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Aug 1, 2014

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Well that touched a nerve!

I thought the better analogy would be a car that when tapped in a corner exploded into a million pieces and killed dozens of people who have absolutely no involvement whatosever wtih the collision- That seems a tad more accurate in the current climate.

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

animeliker posted:

It's pretty entertaining when people list mid-80s Camaros with the 2.8 V6 for like 10k (COLLECTORS ITEM)!

I can't grasp they put that engine in a sports car, my Buick has the same one and oh boy is it a slow POS. I even have the fuel injected one, the carb'd ones are supposedly even worse.

Also, OP, don't buy a car, get a bus pass or a bike, or if you absolutely has got to have something with an engine get a moped or some power wheels.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Cached Money posted:

I can't grasp they put that engine in a sports car, my Buick has the same one and oh boy is it a slow POS. I even have the fuel injected one, the carb'd ones are supposedly even worse.

I once saw an (admittedly immaculate) MR2 for sale online claiming it was worth something because it was the 'much rarer AW10' model not the 'common AW11'

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Netanyahu posted:

I didn't think salvage titles were automatic blanket signs of indisputable poo poo. Since it was salvaged within days of being brand new, I was assuming that it could have been a case of some of the then-rare/exclusive 2006 exterior parts that the insurance decided to just say gently caress it and get a new one instead. For any aesthetically-pleasing car that just came out, it only makes that any sort of damage to its just-released exterior would result in a "total loss" The only thing holding me back on that was the fact it occurred in Las Vegas, and it painted a different eerie picture of something else catastrophically happening.
Yes, insurance companies don't want the customer to wait, so they just buy-out brand new cars with minor damage. Are you seriously that stupid?

quote:

What performance car would you recommend around that price point ($10,000 max)? I am aware that they suck at gas but that's not a concern. I forked out the rear end for CarFax reports, so thanks for being informative.
Reccoommmmmmend me a car threads are directly prohibited in the rules. Are you seriously that stupid?


Netanyahu posted:

The posts that you guys like to irrelevantly link to are either questions asked on behalf of friends or hypotheticals. It is automatically insulting to intelligence to begin poo poo like "My friend had a dream that he is currently [...]" so I just say it to skip the useless inevitable jabs aimed at the "mystery friend" No matter how true it is, this is the case, and I never thought it'd be an issue until this thread. Any others are hypotheticals (dopamine agonist and MDMA?? really?)
Sure. You are the go-to person to answer your friend's questions about being an absolute idiot, and you come to the Something Awful forums for answers, which you then give to your friends for their unending gratitude. Are you seriously that stupid?

quote:

Eat poo poo and die. If you want to make a car analogy based off of Israel's tolerance and willingness to absorb daily Hamas rockets while doing nothing in response, a more accurate one would be a car that is designed to have any sort of crash/collision result in 99% of the car's wreckage/crunch being absorbed inwards (putting the driver in harm's way), with 1% bouncing outwards to minimize public damages. And then that car company would be demonized and singled out despite the fact there are many other cars on the road that are much worse and common.

And then that car would finally be recalled under the guise of "safety" due to the threat it poses to others, not to the driver itself. The only thing about my country that disturbs me is the humanitarian gymnastics it takes to minimize civilian casualties at the expense of itself, and your failure to recognize them.

Yep, he's that stupid.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
are you cross shopping the terrible car and the overpriced car for your friend too

move to Israel, put on a belt, take the bus OP

arts and craps
Nov 20, 2011
I was thinking the OP wasn't going to post again in this thread out of embarrassment but those are the best possible replies hahaha

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life

Netanyahu posted:

I didn't think salvage titles were automatic blanket signs of indisputable poo poo. Since it was salvaged within days of being brand new, I was assuming that it could have been a case of some of the then-rare/exclusive 2006 exterior parts that the insurance decided to just say gently caress it and get a new one instead. For any aesthetically-pleasing car that just came out, it only makes that any sort of damage to its just-released exterior would result in a "total loss" The only thing holding me back on that was the fact it occurred in Las Vegas, and it painted a different eerie picture of something else catastrophically happening.

What performance car would you recommend around that price point ($10,000 max)? I am aware that they suck at gas but that's not a concern. I forked out the rear end for CarFax reports, so thanks for being informative.

Where do you live? I'll find you something better than either of these shitpiles.

Mustangs and (imho) Chargers are not inherently bad choices, but the specific cars you are considering both have huge red flags.

And one other question. Do you actually want a "performance vehicle" or do you just want something you think looks cool? If the latter there's no shame in that, but don't pretend it's the former as it will confuse people's recommendations. I ask because a V6 07 Mustang and an 06 Charger with mainly (only?) cosmetic modifications are going to be about as much of a "performance vehicle" as a new camry or accord.

Industrial fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Aug 1, 2014

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Netanyahu posted:

What performance car would you recommend around that price point ($10,000 max)?
Oh, you're after a performance car? Sorry, that wasn't clear up to this point.

Netanyahu posted:

my country
Anyone in the thread who doesn't like their country, feel free to give it back. :britain:

Slow is Fast
Dec 25, 2006

I've got a 94 V8 mustang with a brand new black paint job (worth 6k alone) I'll sell you for 8k. What a deal!

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Netanyahu posted:

The posts that you guys like to irrelevantly link to are either questions asked on behalf of friends or hypotheticals. It is automatically insulting to intelligence to begin poo poo like "My friend had a dream that he is currently [...]" so I just say it to skip the useless inevitable jabs aimed at the "mystery friend" No matter how true it is, this is the case, and I never thought it'd be an issue until this thread. Any others are hypotheticals (dopamine agonist and MDMA?? really?)

For those not "in the know" he's referring to an idiotic stoner legal tactic of referring to a third party in their posts on drug sites, and the subsequent abbreviation "SWIM" or Someone Who Isn't Me.

Ferremit posted:

Well that touched a nerve!

I thought the better analogy would be a car that when tapped in a corner exploded into a million pieces and killed dozens of people who have absolutely no involvement whatosever wtih the collision- That seems a tad more accurate in the current climate.

gently caress em, it's just another proxy war. I wouldn't blame Israel for lining up those dozers and literally pushing Gaza into the sea at this point.

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

Netanyahu posted:

I didn't think salvage titles were automatic blanket signs of indisputable poo poo. Since it was salvaged within days of being brand new, I was assuming that it could have been a case of some of the then-rare/exclusive 2006 exterior parts that the insurance decided to just say gently caress it and get a new one instead. For any aesthetically-pleasing car that just came out, it only makes that any sort of damage to its just-released exterior would result in a "total loss" The only thing holding me back on that was the fact it occurred in Las Vegas, and it painted a different eerie picture of something else catastrophically happening.

What performance car would you recommend around that price point ($10,000 max)? I am aware that they suck at gas but that's not a concern. I forked out the rear end for CarFax reports, so thanks for being informative.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Look at the Carfax again. See how the VIN is for a Charger R/T with the V8? Now it has a V6 for some reason. Even if your weird ideas about insurance just totaling out cars for fun were true, something more than a "minor fender bender" happened with that car. The best cases are that it was stolen, stripped, and rebuilt with cheap lovely unreliable parts, or that somebody abused it to the point where they blew the motor and then couldn't afford another V8.

Das Volk posted:

gently caress em, it's just another proxy war. I wouldn't blame Israel for lining up those dozers and literally pushing Gaza into the sea at this point.

It'd be way better if Israelis and Palestinians could come together and find common ground laughing at this idiot.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Space Gopher posted:

It'd be way better if Israelis and Palestinians could come together and find common ground laughing at this idiot.

The answer to all of the world's problems, right there.

Looks like our valiant OP went on a deleting spree (which doesn't do any good when the posts you delete have been quoted in full!). Kinda strange that he would do that with all of his drug posts when he was just asking for friends.

Too bad he'll never show his face again, it's been a while since we've had such a raging idiot.

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.
Here's a helpful link to the Nissan Altima and a link to NissanFinancing's SignatureLease details.

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma

meatpimp posted:



Too bad he'll never show his face again, it's been a while since we've had such a raging idiot.

It really is rare to find someone who is such a perfect storm of bad choices in such a compelling variety.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


For $10k I'll sell you my tastefully modded 02 WRX wagon.

It's got Cold AC and Many horsepowers in addition to boostuuuuuu.

I'll even leave the I AM THE STIG sticker on it.

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
Ill sell him a rusty JJJJJAAAAAGGGGG thats currently missing paint for 10k.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

OP I've got a Maserati BiTurbo I'll sell you cheap. It has two turbos and is Italian. Just think of all the pussy you'll pull in it! No it does not come with a warranty.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Space Gopher posted:

Look at the Carfax again. See how the VIN is for a Charger R/T with the V8? Now it has a V6 for some reason.

Did everybody miss this on the first go around? Because drat, this needs some more attention.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Bajaha posted:

Did everybody miss this on the first go around? Because drat, this needs some more attention.

Did the moron OP ever say the Charger was a V6?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

meatpimp posted:

Did the moron OP ever say the Charger was a V6?

He said they were both 6 cylinders.

Netanyahu posted:

I'd like to compare these two cars. Both 6 cylinders.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

meatpimp posted:

The answer to all of the world's problems, right there.

Looks like our valiant OP went on a deleting spree (which doesn't do any good when the posts you delete have been quoted in full!). Kinda strange that he would do that with all of his drug posts when he was just asking for friends.

Too bad he'll never show his face again, it's been a while since we've had such a raging idiot.

To further illustrate the stupidity; our Brucie-wannabe didn't realize that his dribble-laced posts were quoted several times by other people in those threads. Just goes to show you can't ever delete anything from the Internet.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

InitialDave posted:

He said they were both 6 cylinders.

Damnit, you made me curious. No surprise, OP is dumb, Charger is a V8. And... was originally red. :cry:

https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cto/4584648475.html

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
there is no greater type of thread on SA than the ones where the OP says something so indefensibly stupid that otherwise sometimes opposed people unite to shame them, followed by an OP meltdown

e- I think the last one in here was that Mustang racist guy, but his OP was cool and he got helldumped so I dunno

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Lamar Smith R-TX
Feb 23, 2012

Netanyahu posted:

Eat poo poo and die. If you want to make a car analogy based off of Israel's tolerance and willingness to absorb daily Hamas rockets while doing nothing in response, a more accurate one would be a car that is designed to have any sort of crash/collision result in 99% of the car's wreckage/crunch being absorbed inwards (putting the driver in harm's way), with 1% bouncing outwards to minimize public damages. And then that car company would be demonized and singled out despite the fact there are many other cars on the road that are much worse and common.

And then that car would finally be recalled under the guise of "safety" due to the threat it poses to others, not to the driver itself. The only thing about my country that disturbs me is the humanitarian gymnastics it takes to minimize civilian casualties at the expense of itself, and your failure to recognize them.

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