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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Tokyo Slutty Gal posted:

-- The next wave of NXT cuts is expected to include Fergal Devitt, Kenta and Kevin Steen.

NXT will be whittled down to those 3 and Generico

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Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

The Croc posted:

NXT will be whittled down to those 3 and Generico

Would still be better than RAW.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tokyo Slutty Gal posted:

-- The next wave of NXT cuts is expected to include Fergal Devitt, Kenta and Kevin Steen.

No not my mouth!

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

sportsgenius86 posted:

Slate Randall is Shaun Ricker, right?

Yeah, that's a shame. I like him from what I've seen. He was on The Rock's reality show.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Steen has retired and is going to live with Generico on that Orphanage in Mexico. No idea why people think he's joining NXT.

On a completely unrelated note a Luchador named Abeja Hombre Grasa is joining NXT.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

DeathChicken posted:

How do you have Kris Kristofferson's kid and *not* use Kristofferson in his loving name? I swear this company would hire Patrick Stewart and name him Frankie Britafilter.
Or at least Garret Whistler or Garret Hanlon. But maybe its because Kristofferson is a long last name.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

achillesforever6 posted:

Or at least Garret Whistler or Garret Hanlon. But maybe its because Kristofferson is a long last name.

Obviously they got burned on Ted DiBiase, Jr. and Teddy Hart so now nobody gets to be a legacy character. Joseph Hennig, Natty Neidhart, :frogout:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Yours is just a pale imitation.

That sums me up.

I made it last year to fit in :smith:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
CESARO'S MUSIC GOT WORSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vYMsgGOqY

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
My other post wasn't showing idk

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

He's Scott Steiner but from Europe?

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!





I refuse to believe this is real

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


Why does WWE hate Claudio Castagnoli?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I eagerly await the debut of Cesaro's new gimmick: EMT

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

Whose neck did he break?

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Daniel Bryan posted:

I eagerly await the debut of Cesaro's new gimmick: EMT

I eagerly await the debut of Steve Austin's new gimmick: window repair technician.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Haha WOW.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
WWE has to be trolling us with Cesaro at this point. Surely there's a payoff to this.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
WWE is going to buy TNA just so they can give Cesaro the Jeff Jarrett siren theme. That's the only way it could get worse.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Bhester posted:

WWE has to be trolling us with Cesaro at this point. Surely there's a payoff to this.

He will now only wrestle in stretcher matches.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that's a lot of noise

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

I don't understand why its so hard to get Cesaro a decent entrance song. They have so many great in-house ones like Del Rio's and Swagger's yet Cesaro gets a recording that sounds like a 15 year old messing around with beat making software for the first time

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Daniel Bryan posted:

I eagerly await the debut of Cesaro's new gimmick: EMT

Can't believe they passed on Davey only to steal his gimmick

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

schweens posted:

I don't understand why its so hard to get Cesaro a decent entrance song. They have so many great in-house ones like Del Rio's and Swagger's yet Cesaro gets a recording that sounds like a 15 year old messing around with beat making software for the first time

The lovely thing is that his theme before he joined the Real Americans was perfect.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

I AM DYING AHAHAHA

Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

I have always held that Post-Zeb Cesaro theme always sounded like something a jobber on Thunder would have, and adding an ambulance siren on top of it... just wow is all I can say.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


CE SAR O

dee doo dee doo dee doo dee

THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
It's not just a siren, it's a trigger warning for smarks. It warns us to leave the room for ten minutes if we don't want to see Cesaro poorly booked and losing to Kofi Kingston.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Just give Cesaro the entrance music of that one guy from La Resistance who wasn't Renee Dupree. You know. The guy. With the good music.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Grendels Dad posted:

Just give Cesaro the entrance music of that one guy from La Resistance who wasn't Renee Dupree. You know. The guy. With the good music.

Cesaro is a sight to see. :allears:

Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

Grendels Dad posted:

Just give Cesaro the entrance music of that one guy from La Resistance who wasn't Renee Dupree. You know. The guy. With the good music.

Ah yes I can imagine Cesaro hitting the ring to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5p7ZmCvi0A

*ed*

Dang you! ^^^^

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Cesaro should use Dean Malenko's old music. Everyone should use Dean Malenko's old music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmcFZfl8BTI

:allears:

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.
Why can't they just go back to his second theme:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2w5IkBnYPU

e: beaten, kind of.

Also:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Atticus Finch posted:

Cesaro should use Dean Malenko's old music. Everyone should use Dean Malenko's old music.

:allears:

Haha, it's just intro riff from Licence to Kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQKaujX6R-U

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Seriously, it can't be that hard to find a good theme for Cesaro.


Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
holla if ya hear me

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

I Before E posted:

Seriously, it can't be that hard to find a good theme for Cesaro.

Booker T/Harlem Heat's theme would fit him really well. Something like that.

Or something Rammstein-ish.

Mechafunkzilla fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 1, 2014

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Evil Canadian posted:

I have always held that Post-Zeb Cesaro theme always sounded like something a jobber on Thunder would have, and adding an ambulance siren on top of it... just wow is all I can say.

At this point they might as well retcon the Real Americans break up and act like nothing ever happened. Being in a go no where tag team is actually a step up from whatever it is Cesaro is doing now.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Or something Rammstein-ish.

If they did anything like that they probably couldn't resist the temptation of turning him into Berlyn 2.

Which would suck because The Wall is gone.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Somebody add the Stiener sirens and RTC music and send it to Dunn.

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