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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Two Beans posted:

Cesarrrooo....I love yoouuuu...

Give Adam Rose the patchouli beam, or suffer the GROOOOOVY consequences!

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwKvrHwg2g

Seth's theme got updated a bit. I don't really see how the gently caress CFO$ (or the WWE for that matter) thinks the same 30 seconds looped infinitely makes a good entrance theme. Ambrose's theme has the same problem.

Edit: Actually Ambrose's theme got changed. Now it's the same 15 seconds except they're showing off all their cool pedals or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbIrtksDiE

Suben fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 1, 2014

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
^that's the worst!

amplifierWORSHIP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXFvjqzP2E

idk I kinda like this new theme, it screams Superstar

you're so good!

RacistGuidingLight fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Aug 1, 2014

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
Save.Us.Y2J(imJohnston)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
When will Adam Rose get rum ham?

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Gaspar Lewis posted:

Save.Us.Y2J(imJohnston)

I'll even take Dale Oliver at this point.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

When will Adam Rose get rum ham?

When will he get a rum ham or when will he get lost in the Atlantic Ocean?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

armoredgorilla posted:

When will he get a rum ham or when will he get lost in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yes?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I'm gonna go find the old Best Entrance Theme tournament.

It's obvious who won.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
WWE needs a Danny Divito in Always Sunny gimmick.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gonzo McFee posted:

WWE needs a Danny Divito in Always Sunny gimmick.

If you're watching the JBL and Cole Show then you'll see Hornswoggle has basically turned into Charlie.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Semprini posted:

That Cesaro theme is one step above a David Flair titantron.

That sounds like a combination made for youtube dubbing.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011

Gavok posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy was so good and Batista's portrayal of Drax is like this generation's Fezzik from Princess Bride. He's that fun.

This is so incredibly apt. He needs to continue to make good movies and not gassing out in 5 min matches.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Dean Ambrose's theme is as good as Cesaro's is bad.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Suben posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwKvrHwg2g

Seth's theme got updated a bit. I don't really see how the gently caress CFO$ (or the WWE for that matter) thinks the same 30 seconds looped infinitely makes a good entrance theme. Ambrose's theme has the same problem.

Edit: Actually Ambrose's theme got changed. Now it's the same 15 seconds except they're showing off all their cool pedals or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbIrtksDiE

These are both awful "songs" for jobbers

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Gonzo McFee posted:

WWE needs a Danny Divito in Always Sunny gimmick.

Fergal DeVito

amplifierWORSHIP
Jul 29, 2007

you're a man. let 'em dangle.

thanks, much like CFO$ my greatest skill is making lovely things even shittier

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I've found Cesaro's new titantron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlUUy9OMi2w

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Yessss.

Needs to be updated, though. After he ditch the weakling jobber name Antonio and just went with the regular jobber name Cesaro, he was upgraded to losing to Kofi.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

These are both awful "songs" for jobbers

Ambrose's is at least passable; the sting is really great. The fact that they made it loop even more though is terrible.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I like that Ambrose's new theme is so bad that they just loop the revving too, as if they don't even care to try to hide it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

amplifierWORSHIP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXFvjqzP2E

idk I kinda like this new theme, it screams Superstar

this is incredible

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

I like that Ambrose's new theme is so bad that they just loop the revving too, as if they don't even care to try to hide it.

The thing is though I thought the first was fine! But they deliberately made it suck. It's like they're trolling. The revving is great for an initial sting, but that should be it.

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.
I loved Ambrose's original music so much for him. It sounded like the butt-rock guitar version of Stunning Steve Austin's theme and it just felt perfect. And the world needs more Stunning Steve.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Guys

I just saw a summer blockbuster and Batista stole the fuckin' show

I... I don't know what world I'm living in any more :psyduck:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

CapnAndy posted:

Guys

I just saw a summer blockbuster and Batista stole the fuckin' show

I... I don't know what world I'm living in any more :psyduck:

The world of machine gun poses, vests, and skinny jeans. Embrace it.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Ragnarok the Red posted:

The world of machine gun poses, vests, and skinny jeans. Embrace it.

#bluetista

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ragnarok the Red posted:

The world of machine gun poses, vests, and skinny jeans. Embrace it.Deal with it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i've been telling you people since January that Batista rules and you didn't believe me

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Speaking of things that rule, Paige was great on Smackdown this week and people should check out her segment with AJ, which was hilarious.

"CALL ME WHEN YOU FEEL BETTER!"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


CapnAndy posted:

Guys

I just saw a summer blockbuster and Batista stole the fuckin' show

I... I don't know what world I'm living in any more :psyduck:

I think it's great that 99% of people are discovering too late that Batista's awesome

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

i've been telling you people since January that Batista rules and you didn't believe me

I both believed you and wanted him to go over at 'Mania, albeit mostly because I would have found the resulting implosion and complete deflation of the crowd to be hilarious.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
Big Dave is better at movies than wrestling. I hope he is so successful that he never comes back to instantly gas-out.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I want Dave Bautista to be a cool actor and never wrestle again because I'm pretty sure that what he wants too.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Watching west coast airing of Smackdown now and holy poo poo Cesaro's new theme is bad. Like almost Right to Censor-level annoying. Who the hell thought that was a good idea :psyduck:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Watching west coast airing of Smackdown now and holy poo poo Cesaro's new theme is bad. Like almost Right to Censor-level annoying. Who the hell thought that was a good idea :psyduck:

We've been over this before, Cesaro is a jobber, not someone they want to push. This is just the latest measure to kill his already miniscule heat so he can be used as enhancement talent, since anyone who beats him will look strong thanks to Cesaro doing things like bodyslamming Big Show.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Seth's new theme took out the hook and that was the best part.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Gonzo McFee posted:

WWE needs a Danny Divito in Always Sunny gimmick.

This fall, KENTA debuts as the Trashman.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

CapnAndy posted:

Guys

I just saw a summer blockbuster and Batista stole the fuckin' show

I... I don't know what world I'm living in any more :psyduck:

I think a lot of times if you let the wrestlers do their own thing and inject their natural selves dialed up it's better than trying to force a script on them. Hunter, Batista when he amps up his douchebaggery is awesome, Dean Ambrose, those kinds of guys can go full bore if you let them off a leash.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Wrong thread. WWE is pretty fun.

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