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Spoeank posted:I had debt collectors call me at work for my student loans. I went off on them a little bit. That's because you missed a payment, not because you had an outstanding debt that was sent to a collection agency.
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Vogon Poet posted:I didn't realize until just now that each Kelly has its own title on the Onion website. This one's: Con With The Wind. Okay, now whoever posts a Kelly must also post the title for that Kelly. Fantastic.
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Broken Cog posted:Eh, isn't it just "pee pee doo doo Biden is a bad Vice President"? It's the same sort of joke as Breathed used once. Milo and Opus were selling illegal hair growth stuff made with Bill the Cat sweat and Bill wasn't sweating enough. Milo whispered to Bill, "President Quayle" and voila. Same joke as the guy in a coma coming out of it in 73. "I'm sorry to say, President Eisenhower is dead." "That rear end in a top hat Nixon is president now??"
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Melaneus posted:Hey. Hey you cartoonist guys, I've got something handy to let you know how I feel. Just let me reach into my magic bag of tricks... Hey, Al's looking good.
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This John Rule cartoon is confusingly titled "More Liberal Logic"
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Warcabbit posted:Hey, Al's looking good. Wow I didn't even recognize him.
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Oh, hey, would you look at that. Branco is being disingenuous.  Samuel Clemens posted:Bonus: Two older cartoons Jarlsberg reposted to commemorate Obama's birthday. Looks like someone hasn't been keeping up with House Committee findings... http://www.salon.com/2014/08/04/trey_gowdys_benghazi_setback_new_humiliation_for_gops_scandal_hunter/ Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Sir Tonk posted:Oh, hey, would you look at that. Branco is being disingenuous. Republican cartoonist repeats party line even when proven wrong. News at eleven.
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When did Real Man Conservatives become such wilting lilies that they can't abide the sight of another man's junk in the lake/pool/sauna/locker room? Although it provides a neat explanation for all the chicken-hawks: "I was gonna fight for my country in all those wars I love, but when I heard about military showers I fainted after a case of the vapors and now I can never grill sausages again!" 
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VitalSigns posted:When did Real Man Conservatives become such wilting lilies that they can't abide the sight of another man's junk in the lake/pool/sauna/locker room? Remember that for all the posturing and rhetoric and appeals to religion and morality the entirety of the anti-gay position is predicated on the opinion that man on man sex is gross.
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Aug 4, 2014 21:21
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Biden's not gay. He's a married heterosexual old man. That's why I'm wondering when conservatives became the kid who waits after gym class until all the other guys are gone to change his shorts. Whining about seeing some old man balls is the prissiest poo poo imaginable.
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On this one I think I can extend a little sympathy to the right. I mean, if I saw Diamond Joe's massive brass balls I'd feel pretty inadequate and might lash out, too.
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VitalSigns posted:When did Real Man Conservatives become such wilting lilies that they can't abide the sight of another man's junk in the lake/pool/sauna/locker room? Remember when we had GOP Rep Yoder go skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee? Drunk and nude at a holy site, but Biden is worse somehow. They are all old guys anyways, they should be used to it. if going to the gym has taught me anything it's that old men spend and inordinate amount of time walking around and socializing while wrinkled and naked when they are done working out.
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XyloJW said it's OK to plug this, so I am. I'm selling the original art for the "Day in the Life of an Editorial Cartoon Character" comic I drew here. I've been short on cash after getting laid off from work back in June, so I figure I can at least try and make a few bucks from it. The auction is here. Ends in one week. The original cartoon again:     
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If you say Benghazi three times fast in front of a mirror the ghosts of the Grenadians murdered during the invasion appear in your birthday cake.
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Post 9-11 User posted:If you say Benghazi three times fast in front of a mirror the ghosts of the Grenadians murdered during the invasion appear in your birthday cake. Without looking, where is Grenada?
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zoux posted:Without looking, where is Grenada? Allen Sherman has always maintained it is in upstate New York https://youtube.com/watch?v=EzErh_s62Wk
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I guess I interpreted the stupidity differently. My thought was "Do conservatives think that Biden wearing swim trunks suddenly mean that his junk isn't touching the water anymore?" Because when they mention the water became tainted, that thought immediately came to mind.
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zoux posted:Without looking, where is Grenada? I'm terrible at geography.  ("Over dur" is how my friends mother says, "over there," she's Phillipino so it's almost topical).
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Fried Chicken posted:Allen Sherman has always maintained it is in upstate New York Ugh I bet there were a billion hacky Camp Granada mashups when that was going down. Post 9-11 User posted:I'm terrible at geography. You looked!
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Sir Tonk posted:Oh, hey, would you look at that. Branco is being disingenuous. Taft you tyrannical sonuvabitch! 
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zoux posted:Without looking, where is Grenada? I only know because I read Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them. It's a club med!
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Here's a Cagle Roundup for today 1 2Are you loving kidding me  3 4Someone looooooooves death.  5A decent cartoon hurt by hypercaptioning.  6Our troops need their brain helmets.  7A Good Fitzsimmons  8An Ehhhh Fitzsimmons  9A What Even the gently caress Fitzsimmons  10 11And let's wrap it up with one of the worst cartoons I've seen from Jones. Go gently caress yourself, you cicada-loving rear end in a top hat.
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Rorus Raz posted:
Hamas, stooping even lower than using children as suicide bombers, is now recruiting naked mole rats to their cause. Truly reprehensible.
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Rorus Raz posted:Here's a Cagle Roundup for today lol that cock and sickle
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Saint Sputnik posted:lol that cock and sickle
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Rorus Raz posted:Holy poo poo I didn't notice that. loving amazing. The lens flare is some inspired censorship.
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A fetus isn't a person. If you were to outlaw abortions, you would be encouraging back-alley abortions, which would most certainly harm an actual person. The woman. But again: A fetus is not a person.
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Didn't realize bathing suits created watertight barriers between the ocean and your junk.
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D.N. Nation posted:A fetus isn't a person. Then how come it is apparently capable of sentient thought and already knows how to speak English, smart guy? Unless... that grave says 3000 abortions so it's a mass grave... have they formed a Hyper-Fetus hive-mind? Is that the latest threat Americans need to worry about 
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Jerusalem posted:Then how come it is apparently capable of sentient thought and already knows how to speak English, smart guy? It's like the Flood from Halo, but with... you get the idea.
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Jerusalem posted:Then how come it is apparently capable of sentient thought and already knows how to speak English, smart guy? They prefer to be called Fetus-Kings. And now I feel sick.
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Saint Sputnik posted:lol that cock and sickle drat. I want a cock and sickle avatar now.
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El Scotch posted:drat. I want a cock and sickle avatar now. I want an actual necklace. Do they sell those somewhere?
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JaggerMcDagger posted:The Name Game This is one of my "am I talking to a moron?" tests.
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Hell, I'm straight and that's hilarious enough that I'd wear a cock and sickle on a vintage style shirt. Maybe with a caption under it like "Greetings, cumrade."
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D.N. Nation posted:A fetus isn't a person. To be fair, to many of them, neither is the woman.
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This is brilliant, and a depressingly accurate depiction of what some people actually believe. Rorus Raz posted:
Poor Rufus had trouble finding work after Kim Possible was canceled, he's taken to appearing in confusing third rate political cartoons just so he can make ends meet 
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Jerusalem posted:Then how come it is apparently capable of sentient thought and already knows how to speak English, smart guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QfBG3lbbxY WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
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