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Nckdictator posted:Lets get some posters for a classic. Not a poster for the movie, but I recently bought this at comicon, I don't know what it is, but I am in love with this guy's overlay posters.  I also got a small print of this while at his booth.  and if any of ya'll are interested in checking out the rest of his stuff. http://www.brianewing.com/ http://brianewingbodega.mybigcommerce.com/
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It's nice to see Chris Cattan is still getting work.
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holy loving poo poo
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TheJoker138 posted:It's nice to see Chris Cattan is still getting work. No it's not.
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Undercover Brother is like the only good Chris Cattan movie, but that movie's got so much going on, it's almost easy to forget he was even in it.
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ruddiger posted:Undercover Brother is like the only good Chris Cattan movie, but that movie's got so much going on, it's almost easy to forget he was even in it. Let's just pretend he died the same way he did in the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C_5l9Ijm-A&t=203s
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Holy poo poo, that was like...if Tomorrow When The War Begun were made by insane people, and starred relatives of Tommy Wiseau. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:My favorite guy on IMDB is that dude who has reviewed pretty much every single softcore movie in existence in detail. Wow, that's...even more amazing than my previous "top imdb user" TravelerThruKalpas - a guy who writes the most elaborate and verbose reviews I've ever seen. TravelerThruKalpas posted:Although one is initially alerted to the possible use of the police academy setting to metaphorically delineate some of the dynamics present in a society's norms as part of its imposed conditioning (the training academy especially implying a sense of regimentation), this very well-made film actually registers most of its concerns in a low-key manner, allowing some indirection to come through the proceedings by giving enough space for subtler impressions and meaning. That's..one hell of an opening paragraph. Other IMDB honourable mentions go to Claudio, known to listeners of the now-defunct podcast Yeah, it's That Bad, as a man who writes possibly more plot summaries than anyone else. You name a movie, he probably wrote the plot summary. Unlike TravelerThruKalpas, Claudio's summaries are very to-the-point.
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The best Batman poster?
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Being a Japanese graphic designer between the 1950's and the 1990's must have been like working in Wonka's chocolate factory.
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Speaking of... good excuse to post this "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" poster. 
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Darthemed posted:The best Batman poster? 何日か、あなただけの爆弾を取り除くことはできません。
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Infamous Sphere posted:
Darn, I was hoping that was about "Police Academy".
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drat, but between his nose and his creepy mile/teeth, he looks like a young Mr Burns. Nckdictator posted:Someone get grandpa off the computer. After reading that quote I went hunting for that review on IMDB because I was certain it had to be a joke. Then I saw that this guy has 1458 reviews!
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ruddiger posted:Undercover Brother is like the only good Chris Cattan movie, but that movie's got so much going on, it's almost easy to forget he was even in it. Not only was the House on Haunted Hill remake pretty good, he was actually good in it. Here's the boring poster:  I was going to post a bunch of wacky alternate posters, but apparently no one gave enough of a poo poo about it to make any, so here's the baller poster for the original: 
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Skeletons make everything better.
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I'm pretty sure that if you try hanging someone with the knot at the front it's less 'lethal' and more just 'very annoying'.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'm pretty sure that if you try hanging someone with the knot at the front it's less 'lethal' and more just 'very annoying'. I'm pretty sure the skeleton killed her, and is posing for a photo like he just caught a big mouth bass.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'm pretty sure that if you try hanging someone with the knot at the front it's less 'lethal' and more just 'very annoying'. Maybe, but only if you were going for the low/no-drop suffocation method. Good ol' long-drop will snap your neck no matter where the knot is. And possibly decapitate you if you're a fatty! 
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effectual posted:Darn, I was hoping that was about "Police Academy". oh, if only. That would have been fantastic. As it stands, it's just a very weird, awkward, and overly elaborate review of a gay movie that has a plot suspiciously similar to a good deal of lesbian movies, just gender swapped.
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Wolfsheim posted:Not only was the House on Haunted Hill remake pretty good, he was actually good in it. Here's the boring poster: The original also has relatively few alternate designs. Who'd try to improve that masterpiece? The French, that's who. AKA the "What did they do to Vincent Price's face?" Sexual Harassment Skeleton poster. 
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Distorted Kiwi posted:The original also has relatively few alternate designs. Who'd try to improve that masterpiece? Oh, cool, I didn't know Bill Murray was in this.
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Robert Denby posted:Speaking of... good excuse to post this "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" poster. Well, that shows what happens in the last 30 minutes of the movie.
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Crowetron posted:Oh, cool, I didn't know Bill Murray was in this. Or possibly Criswell. 
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Or possibly Criswell. We are all interested in skeletons, because that is how you and I are going to spend what's after our lives.
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We're going to need a bigger sign.
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Holy poo poo this is some ugly box art. Did Smaug look like that? With the goiter and everything?!
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Calico Heart posted:Holy poo poo this is some ugly box art. Did Smaug look like that? With the goiter and everything?! When he talked, his throat billowed out a bit (kind of like a bearded dragon lizard when they hiss) so it looks as though they caught him mid conversation for his publicity photo.
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Wolfsheim posted:Not only was the House on Haunted Hill remake pretty good, he was actually good in it. Here's the boring poster: You'll sh*t with fear! 
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:When he talked, his throat billowed out a bit (kind of like a bearded dragon lizard when they hiss) so it looks as though they caught him mid conversation for his publicity photo. Smaug's all on the phone with his agent, "I am very displeased with this, Kevin. Very displeased indeed!"
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SuperGreatFriend did a great LP of this game if anyone's interested in some weird, goofy horror.
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Distorted Kiwi posted:The original also has relatively few alternate designs. Who'd try to improve that masterpiece? I think that is supposed to be Elisha Cook's character. Don't know why you don't have Vincent Price on the poster.
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Sone guy was being real obnoxious about Argento at work the other day, so to offset it I've been watching some of his better older movies. The posters for his older movies were some classics. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage. Never seen it, but judging by the poster, it's pretty standard Argento, with the added bonus of a Ennio Morricone (!) score.  Cat O' Nine Tails. Much like the cat segment in the Tales From The Darkside movie, this is the least favorite of the director's own movies.  Phenomena. Jennifer Connelly's debut film, co-starring alongside Donald Pleasance and a monkey. Probably my favorite Argento movie, I fell in love with Jennifer Connelly after watching this and Labyrinth back in the day.  Although when it was released stateside, it was more commonly known as Creepers.  Deep Red, let's hype the gently caress out of this movie!  Whoa! Too much hype, let's scale it back some.  Tenebre, probably my 2nd favorite Argento movie behind Phenomena. I love movie's where novelists are haunted by their own works/fandom. Goes right up there with Misery, In the Mouth of Madness, Delirious, and the Dark Half... well... maybe not the Dark Half.  Inferno, the 2nd entry in Argento's Mother trilogy, alongside Suspiria and Mother Of Tears.  Opera,  which follows the template set by the classic.  Not directed by Dario, but he did produce the Lamberto Bava classics Demons and Demons 2. The VHS boxes for these movies STILL haunt my dreams.  Good luck being 8 and trying to sleep after seeing this in the local video store.  Best tagline ever.  Is that demon guy coming out of the loving tv.   His later works left a bit to be desired. Stendhal Syndrome, this was actually distributed stateside through Troma. You'd think Troma and Argento would be so crazy it could go work, but nope.  Argento's Dracula. This is on Netflix Instant right now. I got excited when I saw Rutger Hauer's also in it, but man... it is not good.  And not necessarily Argento, but Goblin's been touring pretty relentlessly lately, usually accompanied by Argento footage during their set. I got to see them play at the Egyptian theater in Hollywood last year which was pretty loving amazing. Got to snag this poster as well.  And another just because it's so pretty. 
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ruddiger posted:Good luck being 8 and trying to sleep after seeing this in the local video store. I know, right? Go West are loving terrifying. 
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:He's not harassing her, he's about to shove her into a pool of water. Spoilers for House on Haunted Hill, I guess.  Acid, not water! I always loved how there was just a random pool of acid in the basement for conveniently murdering people.
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ruddiger posted:The Bird with the Crystal Plumage. Never seen it, but judging by the poster, it's pretty standard Argento, with the added bonus of a Ennio Morricone (!) score. It's rrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyy good.
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More Hunger Games stuff: District 13 character posters       
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Its a neat idea to contrast those and the super fancy Capitol district posters.
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