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Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.


for real. also Willow was a pretty entertaining movie which I'd forgotten because I hadn't seen it since 1988. Much better than anything else George Lucas has done since 1980.

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
those effects didn't age well

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
valar morghulis

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
old school special effects are actually the best

watch chinese ghost story if you dont believe me. actually watch it anyway cause it fuckking owns

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

warwick davis played wicket man, show some respect

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The special effects in Metropolis are still better than much of what comes out today.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

naem
May 29, 2011

What the hell happened to him?

Like I get having a couple great parts, making some cash, and not being famous for a while that makes perfect sense.

What's with getting super fat though it's bizarre

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Maybe he is depressed and combined with aging and having a slowing metabolism he gained weight?

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
val kilmer lost a shitload of weight recently and looks better than ever

naem
May 29, 2011

He was an A list movie star there's no excuse.

Life throws poo poo at us all and most of us don't have that kind of success backing us up.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
val kilmers best performance was in a tenacious d music video

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Cucking Mama posted:

val kilmer lost a shitload of weight recently and looks better than ever

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Warwick Davis isn't doing so well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BVA_H7nV90

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

is this dungeons and dragons or lord of the rings or both?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Those pixies ruin the whole movie.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

naem posted:

He was an A list movie star there's no excuse.

Life throws poo poo at us all and most of us don't have that kind of success backing us up.

Maybe his dream in life was to become a famous actor and have enough money to open an ice cream shoppe that only he could eat at.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Did he get like Carrie Fisher fat?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
He got k.d. lang fat.

Like, I think he might have actually been k.d. lang for a few years.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an awesome movie that everyone should see

hamilton
Mar 14, 2009

WRONG TURN ASSHOLE
Val's real peak was Point Break.

Just look at those Sandy Golden Locks :allears:

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Well he was known to be a woman chasing rear end in a top hat who was also a prima donna of epic proportions. That tends to make certain folks in Hollywood shy away.

And he was replaceable by others at the time. But the dude sure could reload an M-4.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
TOP GUN

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Oh apparently he has some disease where he can't throw up.

hamilton posted:

Val's real peak was Point Break.

Just look at those Sandy Golden Locks :allears:

Jesus. I've been told I look like both these guys and they were in the same movie together.

:psyduck:

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Crow Jane posted:

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an awesome movie that everyone should see

it's alright

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Val Kilmer probably has the best first-time lead actor debut in the history of cinema.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZwlMDSOvY

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an awesome movie that everyone should see

cosigning this post


he was also good in Bad Lieutenant with nic cage

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Oh apparently he has some disease where he can't throw up.

thats not a good excuse for being fat

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
I'm your boysenberry.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

Parallax Scroll posted:

thats not a good excuse for being fat

It is if you want to eat whatever you want. :colbert:

edit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyBIzQ9KidM

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

My prior post was too negative. He saved Willow and I don't mean the peck, I mean the movie. That movie was nothing without Madmartigin.

And The Doors is scary good with his portrayal of Jim Morrison.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
He was the best Bruce Wayne. And the worst Batman. Not really sure how that worked.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

naem posted:

What the hell happened to him?

Like I get having a couple great parts, making some cash, and not being famous for a while that makes perfect sense.

What's with getting super fat though it's bizarre

I know some people that met him and they said he was a weird annoying dick

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Guy Fleegman posted:

Ah'm yoah boysenberry.


Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

hamilton posted:

Val's real peak was Point Break.

Just look at those Sandy Golden Locks :allears:

God called Patrick Swayze back to his kingdom far too soon

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

hamilton posted:

Val's real peak was Point Break.

Just look at those Sandy Golden Locks :allears:

That's not Val, that's Rico Suave

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Arian_Samurai posted:

God called Patrick Swayze back to his kingdom far too soon

He sent Dalton to Hell to cool it. Too much evil going that way these days.

naem
May 29, 2011

Guy Fleegman posted:

I'm your boysenberry.



I forgot that was him, he was so good in that. Probably my favorite western

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Waltzing Along posted:

He was the best Bruce Wayne. And the worst Batman. Not really sure how that worked.

No one is worse than Clooney's Batman.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

naem posted:

I forgot that was him, he was so good in that. Probably my favorite western

Same. I got two guns..one fo' each o' ya

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