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Talk to animals? You can't know more than one language at a time either.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:45 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:45 |
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you'll never make me speak spanish b1tch
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:45 |
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Animals.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:46 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpBPavEDQCk
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:46 |
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what the gently caress has an animal got to say that'd be useful to me? animals are loving retarded. human language at will. e: i'll talk to animals and convince them to be my personal army and make myself king actually
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:47 |
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I'd go with animals to make baby talk even more irritating for them
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:47 |
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=05a_1366339453
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:51 |
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Animals, because we have Google Translate for humans but not animals. Or would all my conversations with animals be "Woof woof, I'm not intelligent enough to conceptualize a vocabulary"?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:56 |
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Oberleutnant posted:what the gently caress has an animal got to say that'd be useful to me? animals are loving retarded.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:57 |
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I choose more wishes!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:58 |
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"If a lion could speak, we would not understand him" - Ludwig Wittgenstein although how different could his fuckin world be. screw you wittgenstein
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:01 |
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i choose animals humans are animals
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:05 |
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the language thing
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:06 |
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Fetus Tree posted:i choose animals you can already talk to humans
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:06 |
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I'd take an extra inch on my dick over either of those things.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:07 |
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Initially I thought human language was the best answer but then I realized if I could understand animals then I could tell people that are really into their pets that their pets actually hate them and that's kinda wonderful.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:07 |
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if you can switch languages at will then how is only knowing one at a time at all relevant
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:09 |
animals. then i'd get them to steal poo poo for me by bribing them with food.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:12 |
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oblique posted:if you can switch languages at will then how is only knowing one at a time at all relevant
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:12 |
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There are lots of people who can speak multiple languages. Being the only one who can talk to animals is much more valuable.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:12 |
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trick question anyone who doesnt speak english is an animal
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:13 |
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People are animals so choosing to talk to animals is all inclusive. I win bitch! Fetus Tree posted:i choose animals And this guy gets it!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:14 |
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Germstore posted:I'd take an extra inch on my dick over either of those things. You sure you could handle double op?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:15 |
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lol if you dont want to speak elvish jocks
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:16 |
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do the animals speak english? is it a trick question and you need both powers because other people are just animals anyway?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:16 |
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Animals clearly, even though they'd be some goddamn stupid loving conversations. This is a terribly mismatched choice. Would you rather have a helicopter license or....the ability to fly like superman?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:16 |
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wit posted:Animals clearly, even though they'd be some goddamn stupid loving conversations. This is a terribly mismatched choice. Would you rather have a helicopter license or....the ability to fly like superman? helicopter license.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:18 |
I don't see the distinction, all foreigners are animals
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:18 |
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The Science of Suck posted:You sure you could handle double op? Bitch, you know I'm all outta dick!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:18 |
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I consider people with different skin tone as my own as animals so I guess I've already got that ability.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:18 |
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can learning how to talk to women be an option OP
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:20 |
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Fetus Tree posted:can learning how to talk to women be an option OP not for u
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:21 |
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does australian count as animal or human? cause I want the one where i still can't understnad those fuckers.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:56 |
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You fucks, you can only know one language at a time, that means you don't get to loving translate poo poo! You switch to Korean? Can't speak or read a word of English. Only Korean. You don't get to "remember" I did not make this distinction. My families honor is destroyed.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:47 |
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Talking to animals is easy having a conversation with them is a whole different story
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:54 |
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speak to a man uh something about his mind speak to him in his language and you speak to his heart something like that
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:59 |
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i guess it could be a her too i don't want to be sexist
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:59 |
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i wonder what morally inept would choose kind of makes you think
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:12 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Talk to animals? any one language at a time. Animals don't know poo poo. I'd rather be able to travel the world and speak the local language.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:14 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:45 |
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The answer is talk to animals and get a show on discovery called "The Pet Whisperer".
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:15 |