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whoflungpoop posted:let my loving finger write the story in your poop baby would you
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Wolfman Nards posted:There's this one type of "play" called "norm play" or "norming" and it's where you and your partner who are really weird and horny have completely normal sex and the fact that it's not weird sex is supposed to somehow be extra hot and I think that's loving stupid. ive never heard of this and yes it sounds stupid
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let's put away the whips and norm out, whore
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Aug 7, 2014 05:54
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Ruddha posted:could more weirdo nerds talk about what gets their dicks hard pls let's just say buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no bounds
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if you are calling the type of sex you have "-play" outside of foreplay then you need to reevaluate some poo poo.
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sorry for ruining the honeypot guys. my bad
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Ruddha posted:could more weirdo nerds talk about what gets their dicks hard pls The White Dragon posted:let's just say buffy was a female dog and my depravity knew no bounds 
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Gonna go out on a limb here but you might be a tiny bit hosed up if you are sexually aroused by abusing someone you love or by being abused by them. Nothing says love like a dog collar and a gimp suit. vvv also true A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 05:59
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no no, it's about trust. it's an expression of the trust between you that you are able to trust your partner beating the poo poo out of you
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Aug 7, 2014 06:02
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Wolfman Nards posted:I think sexual deviants are more vocal because they're really super horny and it's hard for them to get off. Going around talking about weird sex probably helps them find people to weirdly gently caress, but I doubt they think about it that way because after all the act of having weird sex is called "playing" and there are different types of "play" depending on how weird you are. Like, masterbation doesn't even effect their horny level and may even make them more sexually frustrated. Getting off is very important to them. I've got a playmeter and when I get near another pervert the proximity alarm goes off depending on how depraved their sexual demands are, it's basically the Homeland Security Alert system of orgasms. Wolfman Nards posted:There's this one type of "play" called "norm play" or "norming" and it's where you and your partner who are really weird and horny have completely normal sex and the fact that it's not weird sex is supposed to somehow be extra hot and I think that's loving stupid. Sometimes me & my lover will norm, we get into oversized t-shirts & sweat pants & binge watch shows on Netflix until we orgasm. One time we had some neighbors over for a "dinner party" and we chatted and had dinner and then chatted more & they went home never knowing they were part of our groupnormplay. So hot.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Sometimes me & my lover will norm, we get into oversized t-shirts & sweat pants & binge watch shows on Netflix until we orgasm. One time we had some neighbors over for a "dinner party" and we chatted and had dinner and then chatted more & they went home never knowing they were part of our groupnormplay. So hot. drat this actually works
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Aug 7, 2014 06:07
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i have netflix but i never watch anything i just use it as any excuse to put my penis inside of you and occasionally ill be watching iron man for like 10 seconds at a time
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Aug 7, 2014 06:09
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I have a fetish for goons talking about their fetishes
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Aug 7, 2014 06:11
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I have a fetish for goons talking about their fetishes I have a fetish for you
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Aug 7, 2014 06:11
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i have a fetish for girls who work out
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Aug 7, 2014 06:12
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i have a fetish for people who dont consent to hearing about my absurd fetishes
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Aug 7, 2014 06:12
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i have a fetish of being gay and posting on the internet
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Aug 7, 2014 06:12
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but for real i dont get the poop stuff some goon was linking vids from efukt that were the foulest mess I've ever seen one girl has live eels in her pussy they ground up live rouchs then drank/poured the goop down their asses
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Aug 7, 2014 06:13
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:but for real i dont get the poop stuff I don't get poop stuff either. Didn't we have a poop eater on the forums at one point?
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I don't get poop stuff either. Didn't we have a poop eater on the forums at one point? He also tricked goons into paying for swap.avi
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Aug 7, 2014 06:17
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when i masturbate on the internet i bang the table with my knees over and over
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Aug 7, 2014 06:17
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i heard ayn rand was good at anal prolapse
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Aug 7, 2014 06:19
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i have netflix but i never watch anything i just use it as any excuse to put my penis inside of you and occasionally ill be watching iron man for like 10 seconds at a time The people you date usually get turned on watching Iron Man?
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Aug 7, 2014 06:20
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My kink is the following:
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Aug 7, 2014 06:21
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The people you date usually get turned on watching Iron Man? yeah i only date cosplayers and tumblr blog panelists so yes
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Aug 7, 2014 06:26
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:yeah i only date cosplayers and tumblr blog panelists so yes same, but by accident
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Aug 7, 2014 06:27
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i love haveing sex.,... i love sex!!
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Aug 7, 2014 06:27
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i loving hate sex i just like degrading women
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Aug 7, 2014 06:28
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Hey whatever works.
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can someon eplease answer this question i really want to knowlonesomedwarf posted:that reminds me why do people say "double post" or "quote is not edit" instead of just hitting back is there a forums reason am i breakign the forums when i do this because i do it all the time
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i loving hate sex i just like degrading women This but unironically. Then I started to hate that too. All too much work and what do I care Well maybe not degrading..more like using them, I liked that. Like that monkey face loving the frog video. That was my sex life. Did you come? Wait, wait, I don't care. Why pretend otherwise the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i loving hate sex i just like degrading women ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:This but unironically. Then I started to hate that too. All too much work and what do I care This is the reason Japan's birth rate is dropping.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:35
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if i was a chick id use rough sex as rape bait and own dudes
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Aug 7, 2014 06:40
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:if i was a chick id use rough sex as rape bait and own dudes theres just no way it could backfire!
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Aug 7, 2014 06:44
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Women mostly get off on enthusiasm. But who cares if women get off
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Aug 7, 2014 06:47
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:This but unironically. Then I started to hate that too. All too much work and what do I care please love
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:Women mostly get off on enthusiasm. But who cares if women get off There's a difference between not caring if a woman gets off & being incapable of getting a woman off. There just happens to be a lot of overlap in those two categories.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:51
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not all of them are loud about it. aatrek kept awfully quiet.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:51
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Women really get off on fat credit card bills and alimony payments too Now there's sexual deviance I never paid for poo poo and I still got laid though. Maybe there was just the promise of the hope that oneday I might Yea righttttt it's just me and my dick tonight baby girl, the wallet is taking the night off
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Ruddha posted:Dressing like hitler and writing things down
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