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Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007



Like, if I am a 30 year old man and I just want to have penis in vagina sex with a woman, without being mean to her, is that abnormal these days? Am I now a republican if I don't want to cuckold?

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


maybe not but you're boring as gently caress in bed

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics


republicans are cool

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp


I remember like fifteen years ago when Mila was the only porno actress who could "rosebud" and it was a unique thing. Now you can't go on the first page of any of your favorite porno tube aggregators without having to pick your way around loving prolapses and double anals.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by XyloJW


ive jacked off atleast once a day since i was 14. if i had collected the semen in that time, i could have filled a kiddy pool with it. also i would probably think that's hot somehow.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



Jean Eric Burn posted:

Like, if I am a 30 year old man and I just want to have penis in vagina sex with a woman, without being mean to her, is that abnormal these days? Am I now a republican if I don't want to cuckold?

Actually, I think straight people doing anal to "spice it up" is like the most Republican thing now

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by XyloJW


actually repubclicans are the biggest loving deviants in the country

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


EA Sports posted:

ive jacked off atleast once a day since i was 14. if i had collected the semen in that time, i could have filled a kiddy pool with it. also i would probably think that's hot somehow.

You could drown people in a pool of semen. That's how much you've thrown out.

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007



I mean I've dated girls who were raised religious and clearly got some guilty excitement out of certain things, but if you take god out of anal sex it's just regular sex that also involves ordering products from amazon.com.

Monstrous Dooklord
Oct 26, 2007
I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

Jean Eric Burn posted:

I mean I've dated girls who were raised religious and clearly got some guilty excitement out of certain things, but if you take god out of anal sex it's just regular sex that also involves ordering products from amazon.com.

go to the smoke shop like a normal person and maybe you'll stop running into weird girls that like being abused while sucking a dick, good life advice in general would be to stop finding things on the internet to have sex with

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

THRESHOLD!!!



Sexual deviants are just more vocal. It's a mix of the need to prove they are "better" at something that cannot be graded, and to find other sexual deviants in order to justify their existence.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009


I crave two minute vaginal intercourse once every two weeks with the same pussy for 40+ years.

But I settle for anal fisting.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Let me guess. The surface of the Sun? Only dream I ever have. Every time I shut my eyes, it's always the same.


if it's wrong to want to have your frailfleshdick replaced with a drilldrick then i don' twant to be right

don't fleshshame my metaldick

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



the secret blossom of the bottom

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i regularly flay my penis but its not because i like the pain its because the scar tissue makes it much bigger

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


sometimes when i have sex with the ladies or the mans instead of them laying on the back sometimes i like to lay on my back

im v kinky u see u wouldnts understand

indigi
Jul 20, 2004


basically you're a fuckin smeezy chump if you don't get turned on by your SO is into. like if it was up to me everything would be super vanilla and minimal effort, all my favorite porn is poo poo like ifeelmyself. but really what I think is hot is that m'lady is so turned on by whatever <thing> happens to be.


e: basically as long as no bad smells are involved, I'm game

Quickscope420dad
Jun 30, 2014

I can drink 40 cups of tea in 1 second


Lol OP is a republicuck

forward this to 5 friends or you will be cucked

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


i had a sex

Dr. Tim Whatley
Jun 25, 2012

DON'T PAY MORE

BAGELSPORT



This is super hosed up

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Maoist Pussy posted:

Actually, I think straight people doing anal to "spice it up" is like the most Republican thing now

Say Bob, heard you and your wife tried anal, how was it?

"I'm not doing that again, she split me in two!"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011
CARDIOVORAX BELIVES A POLICEMAN WHO GROPES A WOMAN SHOULD LOSE HIS JOB, AND DO A HUNDRED HOURS OF COMUNITY SERVICE UNDER THE PAIN OF GOING TO PRISON IF HE BREAKS HIS PAROLE


Doing anal and a bit of light bondage is "sexual deviance" these days? Did I somehow time travel and wake up in the fifties?

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school


It's that drat 50 Shades of Grey.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010



Remember when no one had sex, ever? The good old days. Now it seems like everybody's just sexing away all the time with no concern for the finer things in life. Go back to the no-sex times, that's what I've always said.

Guancho
Aug 22, 2010

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


you'er basically rick santorum

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



bring back rapism

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?


I've wasted more semen than you. Is this an accomplishment?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



Cardiovorax posted:

Doing anal and a bit of light bondage is "sexual deviance" these days? Did I somehow time travel and wake up in the fifties?

Tieing someone up and loving them in the rear end is actually deviant, sir.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

a sense of growing unease...

Oh yeah baby, Ima put my penis in your pussy, Ima wiggle it around till it goes patooey

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007


No matter how much you don't like it I am making you all mentally picture Rick Santorum naked with dat bone popped.

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

Iím looking for something that will break through. Something tough.
ĖMax Renn

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

As long as they want to gently caress you back gently caress who you want op

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Ask me about how to be cool and just take it easy, I guess.


"I just don't want to sit there halfheartedly massaging my semi-flaccid boner whilst a superior example of African masculinity ravages my wifes vagina and makes sounds I've never heard before in my life."

"Whoa, wow, looks like you're just some sort of conservative backwards racist piece of poo poo, why don't you grow up?"

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005


I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

yes thanks to porn all types of deforestation is now popular.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

It was mainsteam until the English made Canadians

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007


never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

You do know there really isn't a "mainstream" right? It's a loving ocean.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004




That is a pretty good autism honeypot image.

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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Sleepwalking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCiRDS7gGU

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