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Grittybeard posted:Caught you before your edit and now I want to see a list of scumbag Florida State guys. I'd imagine they'd put up a pretty good fight just since they've been around a lot longer. Well, I realized that that's one of the reasons I hate Ray Rice, but it's not the reason he's on this list and it's not the primary reason I hate him. The most inexplicable part of it to me is not the crocodile tears on ESPN, but the two goddamn game suspension. Jesus Christ, how on earth does ANY rational sports official justify TWO GAMES for beating your fiance unconscious?
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Mooseontheloose posted:This is a tough one but my vote goes to Ray Rice because a) I hate the Ravens and the Ravens celebrated him after he beat his wife. b) Roger Goodell had a chance to send a message to the league and the world that this is not loving ok and he whiffed. c) My feeling is that Ray Rice pressured his wife to rescind. Gotta go with this, they both deserve the win here but I gotta go with Ray Rice just because on top of doing a horrible thing to a woman he was praised and coddled afterwards by basically every level that could have punished him, and he probably pressured the rescinding too.
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Alter Ego posted:Jameis could bust in the NFL and get his comeuppance. That poor kid will only get millions of dollars from a first round contract. 
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Chichevache posted:That poor kid will only get millions of dollars from a first round contract. Truly, the best punishment for an unrepentant rapist.
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 (3)Ray Rice improbably runs for 25 yards and a first down; (2)Jameis Winston breaks out left for 21 yards but falls short of the first!The morning after Rice ran away with a 2nd round win, Janay Rice had this to say:  Episode 22: Player Safety; that's the entire joke. Featuring: (1)Greg Schiano vs. (5)Tom Benson Greg Schiano  We now go down to our very own Jon Gruden for an interview. Jon? Gruden: Greg. Why don't we start by talking about your opponent, Tom Benson. Schiano: It's a crying shame, Jon. This guy, he's a Schiano guy. He's a Schiano man. The way he handled himself was a credit to the Saints organization and frankly if he hadn't had that dead weight of a head coach we could have seen some real progress from them. Gruden: What exactly did you like about Benson? Schiano: You know, he wants to save money. Save money! I love it! He could cut a their quarterback, their wide receiver, a lineman. I love it. Now see the folks at home and the second guessers in the media don't understand it. Cutting players, Jon. Cutting players feels so good. Cheating them out of their money feels even better. Also gently caress Josh Freeman. Gruden: Were there-- Schiano: So. drat Good. You call them into your office, Jon, all polite and friendly like. You sit em down and look into their eyes and you start talking and wait for it to dawn on em. Their adorable little Afro and big brown eyes got no place because dammit they ain't a Schiano man. They're toast. Gruden: The situation with Josh Freeman. Schiano: Josh Freeman, he wasn't playing at the level we expect for Schiano football. There are lots of reasons for that. Did he have health issues? Yes. Did he have substance abuse issues? Yes. Does he have an unpaid parking ticket in Manhattan, Kansas from 2008? Yes. Is his former address 1522 South Saint Patrick Lane, Tampa, Florida? Yes. Is his Social Security number 299-56-5206? Yes. Did he illegally downl-- Gruden: Greg, thank you, we're going to go back to the studio. Schiano: --AND Ghostbusters 2? Yes. Is his VIN 44GH35TL44JN3312-2? Yes. Does he have an American Express-- VS. Tom Benson  And now a few words from this douche Money. I have it. You don't. If you vote for me, you are really just mad that I am more successful than you. That, and you simply do not understand the business of football. Look. I feel for the players who get concussions. I really, really do- they are one of the reasons that I have more money than you, and if they get hurt, so does my wallet. However, they knew the risks when they took this job. They are well compensated for the risks they take, so it is on them if they get early onset dementia or have trouble walking at 30. Just remember, more money equals better than, so its fine that I am using some laws to reduce the amount that I have to give to these plebes. It is the natural order of things, so stop complaining about it. Greg Schiano; jackass, hack. Tom Benson; uncaring, disinterested employer. Lets face it neither one of these assholes is beating Ray Rice. 3... 2... 1... DOUCHE!
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I'm voting for Greg Schiano, because outside of being the poster boy for douche-bag coaching, he presided over the organization that allowed MRSA to end the promising career of All-pro Guard, Carl Nicks.
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This year should come down to a battle between Greg Schiano and Richie. What did Tom Benson do this year anyway except be wealthy?
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I am obligated to vote for Tom Benson for all eternity. Schiano should probably win it though.
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Magnitogorsk. posted:What did Tom Benson do this year anyway except be wealthy? Apparently tried to become wealthier by attempting to change Louisiana law to screw over injured players. quote:The legislation aims to calculate workers' compensation benefits for pro athletes based only on recent earnings, while the NFL's collective bargaining agreement has a formula that also includes future earnings. Multi-year NFL contracts typically have significant annual raises built in, and are paid primarily during the 17 weeks of the regular season, while offseason pay consists primarily of per diems. I'm still voting Schiano but Benson earned his nomination. e: attempting to change I should say, I think this did get shot down later on. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 14:06
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Schiano is awful. I can't wait to see his showdown with Bielma.
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Chilichimp posted:I'm voting for Greg Schiano, because outside of being the poster boy for douche-bag coaching, he presided over the organization that allowed MRSA to end the promising career of All-pro Guard, Carl Nicks. To what degree he can be blamed for a dirty locker room, I agree. But the Freeman affair makes Greg Schiano a giant douche.
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SCHIANO MAN SCHIANO MAN SCHIANO MAAAAAAN
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TubeStank posted:SCHIANO MAN SCHIANO MAN SCHIANO MAAAAAAN gently caress YOU FOR RUINING SEVERAL PLAYERS gently caress YOU GREG SCHIANO
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Aug 7, 2014 15:32
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Schiano is going to run away with this one.
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Schiano might not be the worst but he's pretty loving close to it
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Greg Schiano. This rear end in a top hat likely leaked confidential medical information about one of his own players. If there's any internet justice, Schiano is taking the title this year.
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Benson Cause the dude has all that money, and I want it.
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JG Wentworth posted:Benson Cause the dude has all that money, and I want it. Would you go so far as to say that it is "Your money, and you need it now?"
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Benson for literally trying to change the law just to gently caress people over.
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Chilichimp posted:Would you go so far as to say that it is "Your money, and you need it now?" 
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Greg will win this tournament
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Out of all the Belichick wannabes who came and went over the years Greg Schiano's flameout was the most hilarious.
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Schiano, for exemplary acts of douchiness over the last year.
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There cant be enough votes for Schiano.
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Schiano. Benson's a bastard, but did HE try to build a team of NFL monsters and decimate Tim Tebow in a game 24 to 7?
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It's a shame Schiano is so terrible because Benson deserves to be tarred and feathered in public. But even trying to get the law changed to gently caress over injured players isn't as bad as directly ruining several players' careers.
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There isn't a nominee that I don't hate but I'll go with Schiano because again, gently caress him for ruining people's careers because they didn't fit his terrible standard.
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I might call this poo poo tonight, but like chasing down routing armies with cavalry in Total War... this is mostly about running up the numbers.
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Chilichimp posted:I might call this poo poo tonight, but like chasing down routing armies with cavalry in Total War... this is mostly about running up the numbers. I appreciate this reference.
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Schiano Men vote for Greg Schiano regardless of what the vote is for because Schiano always wins the vote (and Freeman always loses the vote).
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Greg Schiano. I have never gained so much humor from one aggressively incompetent person.
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Benne posted:Out of all the Belichick wannabes who came and went over the years Greg Schiano's flameout was the most hilarious. Don't forget him rushing the victory formation too. SCHIANO MAN Benson was a dick but greggy put together a complete year of douchitude.
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