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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

My dad spent some time working with the Kurds as a civilian security contractor and yeah that's pretty much exactly what he said.

When your entire history is made up of your people getting rawdogged by one nation after another, you site your loving mortars.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

CNN vomited posted:


When confronted about his statements by CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Monday, Hamdan did not retract his claim or distance himself from the blood libel slur. His only defense was that he “has Jewish friends.”

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
I was at our local heritage festival where each country's expats typically put up booths and sell food and knicknacks and there was a Kurdistan booth right next to turkey and Iraq and I was like :eyepop:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

DrakeriderCa posted:

I was at our local heritage festival where each country's expats typically put up booths and sell food and knicknacks and there was a Kurdistan booth right next to turkey and Iraq and I was like :eyepop:

Yeah, turns out when you extract them from their god-awful native lands they stop slap fighting and start trying to shill their culture's lovely cuisine for a fast buck

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"I have n-word privileges because my girlfriend from Canada is black."

If you're going to use a slur, just loving stand by it instead of backpedaling.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

The joke is that CNN is treating him like a sane representative of a genuine political party, and not a psycho terrorist spokesman who really does think Jews eat Gentile babies

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Snowdens Secret posted:

The joke is that CNN is treating him like a sane representative of a genuine political party, and not a psycho terrorist spokesman who really does think Jews eat Gentile babies

Wait.. You guys don't?


Shim you loving liar!

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Then what exactly have you been doing with all those babies we've been sending you?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sells them to the Chinese.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Then what exactly have you been doing with all those babies we've been sending you?

Harvesting for organs is NOT the same as eating them for breakfast :colbert:

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Snowdens Secret posted:

Harvesting for organs is NOT the same as eating them for breakfast :colbert:

whoa whoa, what do you do with the rest of the baby then? waste naught, want naught

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

sforzacio posted:

whoa whoa, what do you do with the rest of the baby then? waste naught, want naught

Easiest way to make child safe glue is to make it outta children. Think about it, would a baby get sick eating another baby? Nope.

So that's where child safe glue comes from, processing baby organ harvest giblets and making a paste.

The process is simple as poo poo and has been used since they were gluing together the Ark.

But the real secret sauce? It's using Zyklon B and Chlorine gas to make sure the end product is pure and white even if your feed stock.. Isn't.

The Orgasm Sanction
Dec 30, 2006

Svelte
I'm rooting for the Palestinians because I'm gay and -love- uncut cocks.

The Orgasm Sanction fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Aug 7, 2014

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Intel5 posted:

I'm rooting for the Palestinians because I'm gay and -love- uncut cocks.

So far that's the best reason I've heard for that particular allegiance

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, turns out when you extract them from their god-awful native lands they stop slap fighting and start trying to shill their culture's lovely cuisine for a fast buck

I thought the kurds never really fought back. I thought they more or less just lined up at the gas chambers. And the only resistance was the whining about having to switch chambers and reform the lines.


Have I been lied to? Is this not right?

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

DrakeriderCa posted:

I was at our local heritage festival where each country's expats typically put up booths and sell food and knicknacks and there was a Kurdistan booth right next to turkey and Iraq and I was like :eyepop:

I had a potential client last year who was peddling some shady oil deal in "Kurdistan" and I was giving him poo poo about it, "what country is that?" It makes me think of the silliness of dhows trading between the Arabian peninsula and Iran having to have two sets of maritime charts, one that says "Arabian Gulf" to please the Arabs in Saudi, Bahrain, UAE, etc., and one that says "Persian Gulf" to please the Iranian officials.


I also wonder why the Kurds gave up that dam so quickly. My impression was that the Peshmerga fighters were decently trained and equipped.

Moral_Hazard fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Aug 7, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
At work so I don't have the link but there's a similar kerfuffle over buying 'Kurdish' oil, that doesn't send money to Baghdad, that's gotten to the point of big lawsuits in US courts, seizing tankers in the Gulf of Mexico, etc. It is, like so much related to the region and US interaction with same, a big, stupid mess

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Genocide Tendency posted:

I thought the kurds never really fought back. I thought they more or less just lined up at the gas chambers. And the only resistance was the whining about having to switch chambers and reform the lines.


Have I been lied to? Is this not right?

They've hosed up some Turkish operations in the past. Saddam made them fairly docile when he came to power, but they're showing signs of taking the 1950s Israeli mentality

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

MoraleHazard posted:

I also wonder why the Kurds gave up that dam so quickly. My impression was that the Peshmerga fighters were decently trained and equipped.

Rumour has it they're grooming the US and other possible benefactors into handing them aid, in exceptional particularity ammo for which they are desperate, and one way to do this is to stage a "surprising defeat". Apparently they even took the time to screw out the AC units from one of their offices before they hosed off.

But yeah, they're still people and people bleed and gently caress up. They do have a lot of good combat experience, and they're not born and raised to fail like the Arab soldiers seemingly are, but they're gonna need more than battle scars and rusty AKs to get the edge on ISIL.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Sjurygg posted:

Apparently they even took the time to screw out the AC units from one of their offices before they hosed off.

I'm interested in why you think it's so surprising they took this particular line item of equipment with them. It's July. In Iraq.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Sjurygg posted:

Rumour has it they're grooming the US and other possible benefactors into handing them aid, in exceptional particularity ammo for which they are desperate, and one way to do this is to stage a "surprising defeat".

Hasn't worked for them any time in the past.

They should just start whorshiping the same muslim god as ISIS, since he seems to favor them in their fight against the infidels.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Booblord Zagats posted:

Saddam made them fairly docile when he came to power,

Mustard and Sarin gas will do that.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/04/world/meast/iraq-crisis/index.html

This article is great, mostly for the hot kurdish girl talking poo poo to an ISIS account in the comments section.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Dantu posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/04/world/meast/iraq-crisis/index.html

This article is great, mostly for the hot kurdish girl talking poo poo to an ISIS account in the comments section.

Safura الدولة الاسلامية • 2 days ago
One day a kurdish warrior will cut your di k off and you'll know who should excuse for God's forgiveness!



Hahah holy poo poo this chick loving owns

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Dantu posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/04/world/meast/iraq-crisis/index.html

This article is great, mostly for the hot kurdish girl talking poo poo to an ISIS account in the comments section.

Some of the Arabic comments are hilarious:

Sorisho posted:


Anal handmaid and Anal Dink, son of a dog a dog, you kill a Muslim before Lantau All, any religion from doing Hajj with him, O son of adultery, claimed the move your bodies will rotten Move Ya August Alekhbh !!!!


Google translate is babelizing it to some degree, but I find it hilarious that Kurds and Arabs can curse each other roundly without the forum software picking up any bad language. The ISIS account is also hilarious for accusing other posters of being "racists" with "racist" being a synonym for "bad person". I'd bet $100 that the person typing they ISIS account grew up or lived in the UK.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
That ISIS account holder is what DND posters dream to achieve. "Those Kurds are just so triggering"

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
ISIS up to their usual business of executions and cutting heads off.

:nws: http://justpaste.it/alkher18f :nws:

Figures it would be only a matter of time before they started crucifying people.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

E.Nigma posted:

Figures it would be only a matter of time before they started crucifying people.

They already did that stuff a month ago or so.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

E.Nigma posted:

ISIS up to their usual business of executions and cutting heads off.

:nws: http://justpaste.it/alkher18f :nws:

Figures it would be only a matter of time before they started crucifying people.

Love the just regular lookin dude chillin watching the crucifixion.



"After this wanna shotgun some Natty, brah?"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Love the just regular lookin dude chillin watching the crucifixion.



"After this wanna shotgun some Natty, brah?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

E.Nigma posted:

ISIS up to their usual business of executions and cutting heads off.

:nws: http://justpaste.it/alkher18f :nws:

Figures it would be only a matter of time before they started crucifying people.

thats some real limp dick crucifying

3/10

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

last temptation of christ is on netflix if you want to see willem dafoe and harvey keitel be weird for two hours

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Dafoe has done some WEIRD movies.

CHAOS....REIGNS!

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


30 seconds in and we have full penetration

i see where this film stands

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Dantu posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/04/world/meast/iraq-crisis/index.html

This article is great, mostly for the hot kurdish girl talking poo poo to an ISIS account in the comments section.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats some real limp dick crucifying

3/10

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Some of them go whole hog

http://i.imgur.com/yffvPWD.jpg :nws:

And I wonder if they cut the guy's head off before or after crucifying him

http://i.imgur.com/A3AzsoQ.jpg :nws:

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Some of them go whole hog

http://i.imgur.com/yffvPWD.jpg :nws:

And I wonder if they cut the guy's head off before or after crucifying him

http://i.imgur.com/A3AzsoQ.jpg :nws:

Does it really count as a crucifixion if they're hung up after they die?

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