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Arian_Samurai posted:Street kabobs and pints of bitter Added as "street kebabs and pints of bitter?" as a line on its own Okay, suggestions now closed - let's get dating!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:27 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:22 |
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im excited
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:28 |
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Oh, need a suggestion for the profile picture's caption
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:29 |
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2nd picture should be Ribs Kid and the profile picture should be the best looking guy you can find who looks like ribs kid.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:29 |
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concerned mom posted:2nd picture should be Ribs Kid and the profile picture should be the best looking guy you can find who looks like ribs kid. We already have our picture but I'm not showing it in the thread until it's part of a screencap of the completed profile. Just need a caption for it (fat guy hanging his head and looking sad in the rain)
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:32 |
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"This is probably my most Poignant Picture."
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:35 |
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For the night is dark and full of terrors.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:37 |
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"Outside the Mudvayne show"
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:37 |
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Rains drips down my face like the blood on my hanzo steel.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:40 |
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:42 |
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RedLobster posted:"This is probably my most Poignant Picture." Used this. Screens of the full profile are now in the OP. Time to start messaging attractive people!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:44 |
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If anyone real actually agrees to go on a date with you I will buy you a new avatar. Literally no way that's getting any attention.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:45 |
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What are you going to do when he gets the date?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:48 |
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I would be surprised, as well
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:51 |
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Send a message asking if she has stairs in her house.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:03 |
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RedLobster posted:Send a message asking if she has stairs in her house. Okay this is the new question. Basically I will just continually send out one fixed question / message, which changes every time someone suggests a new one
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:04 |
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The stairs question does come off as some weird PUA poo poo
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:15 |
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Let me share a dating tip of my own that I think could work for kspears since he is also mtg What I do on an online date or speed dating situation is when I meet the girl I say if she can beat me in mtg then she gets a second date. I have 2x premade decks, one is a real fast red burn deck and the other is esper control. Now in the hands of a noob the red burn deck is definitely going to win especially if I slowroll the esper. So what I do is I let her pick the deck, but if I like her then I use like NLP to get her to choose the red deck, basically ensuring she will win and get that second date. I think something like this would be a good opening line, like hey girl let's meet but to get a second date/my number then you gotta defeat me in a challenge of planeswalers.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:18 |
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Same.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:21 |
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Added some of our first replies to the OP!
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:35 |
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thunderchief posted:Let me share a dating tip of my own that I think could work for kspears since he is also mtg Changing the message to "if you can beat me at Magic: The Gathering, then you will win a second date with me"
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:37 |
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gently caress gimme ellies number I got dozens more bad jokes
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:38 |
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Way better response than I thought you'd get.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:39 |
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Yeah seriously what the hell. I'm guessing that's using chat?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:40 |
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concerned mom posted:Yeah seriously what the hell. I'm guessing that's using chat? Nope, purely from sending private messages
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:44 |
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If they don't have a favorite pokemon ask them who their favorite Guardian of the Galaxy is When they say they don't know, get kind of flustered and ask "well what DO you like?"
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:46 |
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Ask them a riddle
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:47 |
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Lol might be on the verge of a date here guys
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:48 |
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"You may have a date with me, if you solve these riddles three." Haha, jesus christ.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:49 |
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What in the god drat heck
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:49 |
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RedLobster posted:"You may have a date with me, if you solve these riddles three." Okay what shall our three riddles be, so i can include them in the message?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:52 |
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Riddle the first how the gently caress are you managing this.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:54 |
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A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river. He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing. If the vulpix and the pidgey are left together, the vulpix will eat the pidgey. If the pidgey and the corn are left together, the chicken will eat the corn. How does the man do it?
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:54 |
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3rd riddle: what is in my pocket? (answer: £2.30 in assorted change)
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:55 |
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concerned mom posted:A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river. Okay, that's riddle 1. Need two more though
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:55 |
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concerned mom posted:3rd riddle: Okay, still need one more
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:57 |
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When you have me you want to share me When you share me I no longer exist answer: a secret OR youtube songs labelled @RARE@
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:59 |
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concerned mom posted:When you have me done
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:01 |
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Okay i've sent out a bunch of the riddles to people, next suggestion? Meanwhile, here is the new message: "There are a lot of pickup artists on these websites. Are you scared that I am one?"
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:09 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:22 |
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concerned mom posted:A man has to get a vulpix, a pidgey, and a sack of corn across a river.
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