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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Joementum posted:

The Clintons want the DNC to be in Brooklyn. The other cities under consideration are Birmingham, Columbus, Philadelphia, and Phoenix.

Isn't one of the points of a democratic convention to serve as a large voter registration drive? Why do it in a state like New York?

Seems like Obama was planning on doing like 2008 where every attendee to the speech would get registered to vote and urged their family and friends to vote, but the storms cancelled the big speech in 2012.

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

:argh: BEATEN I was all going to have something legitimately funny to post.

unlike anyone in Cleveland.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

skaboomizzy posted:

God, hasn't that city suffered enough?

Well they now have Lebron again and could potentially be in the NBA Finals around June 2016, messing up that RNC timeline

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Fried Chicken posted:

Those f-18s that bombed Iraq were launched from the USS Bush

God that's just so loving apt

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Paul Ryan's favorite part of the 2012 campaign was developing the Romney administration transition plan. :laugh:

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

nachos posted:

Well they now have Lebron again and could potentially be in the NBA Finals around June 2016, messing up that RNC timeline
Which would be so amazing. "No, RNC, you can't be here, basketball is happening."

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Which would be so amazing. "No, RNC, you can't be here, basketball is happening."

And their inevitably racist response would make Ohio be a solid Blue state by August.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Has anybody said "the mistake on the lake" yet?

Because the mistake on the lake.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm cross posting this from the 2014 thread because it's too good not to. You should read the letters to Tennessee newspaper editors from the Democratic nominee for Governor.

They include the line, "I have enough money to do me the rest of my life and enough income to do me the rest of my life, so I don't need to steel form you and If I get elected I will take my salary and buy hugh deers for all our Wild Life Areas. And will will have hog hunting again"

There's also a campaign promise to electrocute the current Governor.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Joementum posted:

I'm cross posting this from the 2014 thread because it's too good not to. You should read the letters to Tennessee newspaper editors from the Democratic nominee for Governor.

They include the line, "I have enough money to do me the rest of my life and enough income to do me the rest of my life, so I don't need to steel form you and If I get elected I will take my salary and buy hugh deers for all our Wild Life Areas. And will will have hog hunting again"

There's also a campaign promise to electrocute the current Governor.

This is the guy who only ran because otherwise under some new law the state was going to take his pet raccoon away from him, right?

Hey, "I want to keep my beloved pet" is better motivation than any of the reasons from the other assholes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fried Chicken posted:

This is the guy who only ran because otherwise under some new law the state was going to take his pet raccoon away from him, right?

Hey, "I want to keep my beloved pet" is better motivation than any of the reasons from the other assholes

Unbelievably, that was a different Tennessee Gubernatorial primary candidate. Mark “Coonrippy” Brown ran in the Republican primary and received 44,091 votes (6.8%).

Basil Marceaux also ran in the Republican Gubernatorial primary this year and got 13,108 votes (2.0%).

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Joementum posted:

Unbelievably, that was a different Tennessee Gubernatorial primary candidate. Mark “Coonrippy” Brown ran in the Republican primary and received 44,091 votes (6.8%).

Basil Marceaux also ran in the Republican Gubernatorial primary this year and got 13,108 votes (2.0%).

I have to admit that I would've voted for him, if I lived in Tennessee. :colbert:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Dems should troll the poo poo out of the :mitt: crowd and have the convention in Salt Lake City. The city itself is pretty blue, we have a large enough facility to hold it, and it might possibly cause some of our state lawmakers to die of apoplexy which would be a nice bonus.

e: forgot to mention, I was running errands today and saw a group of people waving non-US flags in front of the Federal building. Got closer and they were clearly from our Arabic population holding a STOP ISIS sign. I merrily tooted my horn at them and they yelled in glee so loudly that I could hear them inside the car with the radio on :3:

SubponticatePoster fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 8, 2014

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
And we could kick off the convention with a parade with Local Hero Pat Bagley as grand marshal.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Good luck getting politicians to host their biggest party in a city with wacky liquor laws.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The D.C. medical examiner is a master troll and has ruled James Brady's death a homicide, caused by the wounds he sustained 33 years ago when he was shot by John Hinckley Jr. while protecting Ronald Reagan.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Joementum posted:

Good luck getting politicians to host their biggest party in a city with wacky liquor laws.

RIP Philadelphia

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Joementum posted:

Good luck getting politicians to host their biggest party in a city with wacky liquor laws.
Really it's not bad at all since they got rid of private clubs. Go to a bar, order drinks, get drunk. Like pretty much anywhere else. At least we don't have dry counties!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

And we could kick off the convention with a parade with Local Hero Pat Bagley as grand marshal.
I would totally be on board for this. I still need to find a copy of Pat and Kirby Go to Hell.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Joementum posted:

The D.C. medical examiner is a master troll and has ruled James Brady's death a homicide, caused by the wounds he sustained 33 years ago when he was shot by John Hinckley Jr. while protecting Ronald Reagan.
That man is my hero.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

The D.C. medical examiner is a master troll and has ruled James Brady's death a homicide, caused by the wounds he sustained 33 years ago when he was shot by John Hinckley Jr. while protecting Ronald Reagan.

Someone's been watching Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Chantilly Say posted:

Remind me why we started naming ships after people who aren't even dead yet?

Well to be fair, HW Bush was a Naval aviator, just like Jimmy Carter was a nuclear sub officer and got a nuclear sub named after him while still alive.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Is Mo Brooks still talking about the race war? Let's check and see.

quote:

“What I want these Democrats to do is to stop dividing Americans based on race. It doesn’t make any difference what your skin pigmentation is,” Brooks said. “In America this is the land of opportunity. You can excel provided you’re willing to study hard, work hard, take advantage of the opportunities that are presented in our country. And there are plenty of people who have been able to establish that this race issue should be way behind us. But unfortunately the Democrat campaign strategy is to keep it going.”

“And I find that repugnant and I would hope that the American people would find that repugnant. The kind of racism that Democrats try to inject into their campaigns for political benefit is doing a great disservice to American and the principles that we all believe in.”

Yup, he is!

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
Coonrippy 2016

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Yup, he is!

Dem pundits:

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Stultus Maximus posted:

Well to be fair, HW Bush was a Naval aviator, just like Jimmy Carter was a nuclear sub officer and got a nuclear sub named after him while still alive.

And a drat fine one, too. Flying an Avenger wasn't any too easy, and he earned his medals.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Warcabbit posted:

And a drat fine one, too. Flying an Avenger wasn't any too easy, and he earned his medals.

Looked it up, he's pretty awesome.

Bush represents what I wish modern Republicans looked like. A happy middle ground between Eisenhower and whatever these current asshats are.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Warcabbit posted:

And a drat fine one, too. Flying an Avenger wasn't any too easy, and he earned his medals.

Seeing Avengers in person always catches me off guard for a second because they're so big for a single-piston-engine airplane.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

I do appreciate the naive assumption that having RNC delegates from around the country crowd into a city for a week will make residents of that city more likely to vote Republican.

"Why those Idaho boys really did have some good points about racial purity. Yes, I think I'll cast my ballot now."

I was around for 08 in Minneapolis. The city was a police state for the duration, and all of my favorite bars were crowded with prostitutes and drunken Republicans.

The woman who did the porn spoof "Who's Nailin' Palin?" was headlining for the week at a local strip joint. I stopped in out of curiosity, but left when she came on because the clientele sounded like a Tex Avery Cartoon.

Got tired of politics and just started sourly barking out, "Lyndon LaRouche!" whenever anyone asked me who I was voting for.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Zeroisanumber posted:

I was around for 08 in Minneapolis. The city was a police state for the duration, and all of my favorite bars were crowded with prostitutes and drunken Republicans.


New York reporting: Except for one street full of protestors getting busted, nobody noticed. Traffic impact: nothing serious.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Probably because New York is pretty much a police state to begin with.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Joementum posted:

The D.C. medical examiner is a master troll and has ruled James Brady's death a homicide, caused by the wounds he sustained 33 years ago when he was shot by John Hinckley Jr. while protecting Ronald Reagan.

I thought that injuries being able to be blamed for someone's death had a maximum timeframe? IE: Someone breaks my arm and I die 60 years later because scar tissue from the incident was at fault they can't go and find the person then charge them with murder 60 years after the incident.

Boon posted:

Looked it up, he's pretty awesome.

Bush represents what I wish modern Republicans looked like. A happy middle ground between Eisenhower and whatever these current asshats are.

He's pretty much the best case scenario for Elderly Republican (great) Grandfather types in how he acts now. He doesn't make a loving scene or bitch and moan to Fox News (like Cheney) about everything and he still does poo poo like go skydiving, though I guess he does it tandem these days.

It's sad that he's so far left of the current GOP, considering he's a former CIA head and was part of Reagan's admin, which was already pretty far right of past guys like Ike or possibly Nixon.


And the GOP's sprinting so hard that in the next decade we'll probably be hearing about those commie RINOs Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

I was around for 08 in Minneapolis. The city was a police state for the duration, and all of my favorite bars were crowded with prostitutes and drunken Republicans.

The woman who did the porn spoof "Who's Nailin' Palin?" was headlining for the week at a local strip joint. I stopped in out of curiosity, but left when she came on because the clientele sounded like a Tex Avery Cartoon.

Got tired of politics and just started sourly barking out, "Lyndon LaRouche!" whenever anyone asked me who I was voting for.

She (porn star Lisa Ann) also showed up in 2012 in Tampa for the RNC, for the same reason.

To this day I kinda wish that the hurricane that just missed us the first day of the convention had hit us full-stop.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Just a reminder that there was a guy with a functional Reagan hologram in Tampa in 2012 but he wasn't allowed on the convention stage because they were worried that holo-Ronnie would be more popular than Mitt.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Joementum posted:

Just a reminder that there was a guy with a functional Reagan hologram in Tampa in 2012 but he wasn't allowed on the convention stage because they were worried knew that holo-Ronnie would be more popular than Mitt.

Plus there was a severe risk of drink spillage from all the attendees immediately genuflecting upon seeing His Immaculate Visage

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

Just a reminder that there was a guy with a functional Reagan hologram in Tampa in 2012 but he wasn't allowed on the convention stage because they were worried that holo-Ronnie would be more popular than Mitt.

I'm eagerly awaiting the decision from the Roberts court that will clear the way for holo-reagan to run in 2020.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I'm eagerly awaiting the decision from the Roberts court that will clear the way for holo-reagan to run in 2020.

This would go 5-4 against, Thomas would never allow a hologram to run as they didn't have those in 1783.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Joementum posted:

Just a reminder that there was a guy with a functional Reagan hologram in Tampa in 2012 but he wasn't allowed on the convention stage because they were worried that holo-Ronnie would be more popular than Mitt.
This is still my favorite 2012 anecdote. I mean it sounds like some kind of Onion article, but that actually happened.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Joementum posted:

Just a reminder that there was a guy with a functional Reagan hologram in Tampa in 2012 but he wasn't allowed on the convention stage because they were worried that holo-Ronnie would be more popular than Mitt.

Instead they let the nominee be overshadowed by Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Badger of Basra posted:

This would go 5-4 against, Thomas would never allow a hologram to run as they didn't have those in 1783.

Like Roberts wouldn't kidnap the other justices and replace them with holograms.

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socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Chantilly Say posted:

Instead they let the nominee be overshadowed by Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair.

I don't get why people ignore politics its more absurd and entertaining then most TV shows.

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