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- El Spider
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I'm 26 years old and in a wheelchair.
I'm intelligent and thoughtful.
I'm a writer and can indulge any fantasy that you want to play out.
I have a disease in the Muscular Dystrophy family and about four years ago I lost the ability to physically masturbate.
As I am a writer, I have a very vivid imagination. If I am stimulated enough (horny enough) and I focus and do a combination of flexing imagining and 'rocking' my hips back and forth I'm able to cum. Unfortunately, after only having porn (so, so much lol) it is incredibly difficultfor me to get hard from it.
I thoroughly enjoy comedy. All aspects. I love going and doing sets, watching online, reading and writing various types (I am currently working on a pilot that Is going to be a mix between Entourage and Party Down).
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Aug 9, 2014 03:19
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- Sensual Simian
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summer jorts
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Hi everybody I'm new!
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Aug 9, 2014 03:31
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- i am he
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lol
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Aug 9, 2014 03:33
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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Gay dick cum
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Aug 9, 2014 03:46
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- bog pixie
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wow it's a tough contest here
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Aug 9, 2014 04:10
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- ulvir
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Aug 9, 2014 07:52
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- Diqnol
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Condensed BYOB
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Aug 9, 2014 07:53
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- Dexters Secret
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I have proof that beyond the shadow of any doubt that Arnie is the Anti-Christ.
quote:1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]
Arnie is a Eurofag so he meets these qualifications pretty well I'd say.
quote:2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24]
Banished the King of Nite Crew Mint, dethroned former co-king Jett, and Limed00d's Futa Kingdom.
quote:3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]
This one is pretty self-explanatory, unlike the other Kings, Arnie rules with an iron fist.
quote:4. He will rise from obscurity... a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]
Arnie's micropenis is well-documented.
quote:5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
#bluntposting
quote:6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
Assumed the name of a catholic saint and is a well known hater of all things related to the glorious nippon.
quote:8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era [Dan 7:25]
While not successful, he has tried to institute 'posting guidelines'. Furthermore while BYOB is supposed to be very 'chill' his supposed law regarding Nite Crew members is in fact very unchill. Has yet to try changing the calendar.
quote:10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]
Obviously hasn't happened yet but we're well on our way.
quote:11. He will confirm a covenant with “many”, i.e. the Jewish people [Daniel 9:27]
This covenant will likely involve the establishment of a Jewish Temple in Jerusalem [see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]
12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]
The  thread tag displays a nazi swastika, signifying that BYOB is allied with the Jewish faith.
quote:13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; "He will do as he pleases" [Daniel 11:36]
Despite Franco's insistence that Arnie's actions are very unchill, he continued to carry out his war against Nite Crew. This is but merely one example, from today in fact.
quote:14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]
The off-site BYOB hates the new BYOB, yet Arnie maintains the status quo.
quote:15. He will have "no regard for the desire of women": He will either be asexual or homosexual [Dan 11:37]
He has dubbed his empire the 'gay baby playpen' on multiple occasions, so not only is he a homosexual, he is also a pedophile.
quote:16. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4]
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
19. He will only honor a "god" of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]
These ones are a bit iffy to begin with, but I think we can all see that Arnie is quite full of himself and he has already invaded the Nite Crew territory even after driving them out of his lands. Also he has a vanity smilie.  I think that's proof enough...
quote:20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]
Arnie's presence inspired the creation of several BYOB-related scripts, such as the smiley helper, a BYOB-stylesheet fixer, and the ability to probate in BYOB.
quote:21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]
Not yet but we're certainly getting there.
quote:22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave [2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]
I had to do personal research on this one
nItECreW~Dexter's Secret: hey arnie do you believe in christ
arnie: dexno
arnie: bc I do not worshop jew ghosts
There you have it.
quote:23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
Already many BYOB-goers praise Arnie for all the work he's done and his continued subjugation of the Nite Crew people.
quote:24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]
 DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!!!
quote:25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
He was made the BYOB mod need I say more.
quote:26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six—but not necessarily in an obvious fashion [Rev 13:17-18].
This is apparent from his very first round of nite crew probations...
quote:27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]
Oh yes.
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Aug 9, 2014 08:02
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Nice.
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Aug 9, 2014 09:26
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Much kike hitler, aatrek did nothing wrong
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Aug 9, 2014 12:04
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Much kike hitler, aatrek did nothing wrong
Can't be shitposting because I  ed out loud in IRL life.
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Aug 9, 2014 14:23
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by LadyAmbien
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Much kike hitler, aatrek did nothing wrong
Can't be shitposting because I ed out loud in IRL life.
Tonetta's post has been disqualified
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Aug 9, 2014 14:27
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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Aug 9, 2014 14:32
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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Tonetta's post has been disqualified
An atro. City
Ppease explain
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Aug 9, 2014 14:37
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- Cocaine Bear
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ACAB
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First!
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Aug 9, 2014 17:52
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- Pinche Rudo
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*makes a drilldo squirt post*
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Aug 9, 2014 18:04
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- froward
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wow thanks a loving buttload professor, my rear end is filled to the brim with thanks, let me poo poo my gratitude all over you 
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Aug 9, 2014 18:12
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- Luminous Cow
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Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.
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my farts are smelly and wet today
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Aug 9, 2014 18:16
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- FartGhost
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I'm really disgusted that no one here seems to care about Palestine
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Aug 9, 2014 19:15
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Apr 28, 2024 01:40
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I'm really disgusted that no one here seems to care about Palestine
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