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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

LockHeart posted:

These colors don't rush?

this, please. It is too symbolic to let go

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Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Edit: ^^^^^ Didn't see this until after I'd already bought it but it would have been a strong second choice!

Chichevache posted:

Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday.
Wilma Rudolph

Love this. Thanks Chichevache! (and the rest of you as well for the ideas!)

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

The way you wrote that made me imagine a 50's dad in a cliche sitcom talking about his son being a homosexual or something.

"Oh, you know old Dutch. he's just been out hiking the old Appalachian trail, if you get my meaning. Him and his friend Dylan with the tight shirts."

I know you were making a Lloyd Christmas reference, but that's still the image that came to mind. Dude in a sweater smoking a pipe and judging people silently.

E: Powerful, Naked, yet Judgmental Friends.

cucka fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Aug 8, 2014

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If you do a Lions album "It's a kind of Tragic." Needs to headline.


You can cover Freddie Mercury, right?

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Eifert Posting posted:

If you do a Lions album "It's a kind of Tragic." Needs to headline.


You can cover Freddie Mercury, right?

I could try if you have something in mind.

Prolly won't have studio time til Sunday or Monday. If you know something in particular, just shout it out.

Also, if goons have random ideas for songs, but can't get it to work, feel free to post about the part busting your balls. I'd be down to help anyone who needs it.

I have so much fun making music here, and I'd be glad to help if I can.

E: "It's a kind of Tragic" might work. Or something like "2014, Our Hour Of Crisis" I dunno just yet. I haven't settled on that stuff, I'm just letting impulse drive the thing. So if anyone wants to write a title, that's be cool. Could make the prize getting to be the title if anything comes of it.

I just had an idea that working Angelus Novus into the concept. "Gabriel and the Eternal Trainwreck" with the cover art being an angel seeing a gigantic traincrash of silver and blue cars with numbers on them or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelus_Novus

The poem in this is what I'm referencing. I think I recorded it once ages ago for some reason or another I can't really remember. I just like it I guess.

E2:



TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS!

I want that as an av so bad now. It's fantastically derpy and I just noticed.

...

someone give it the crazy wobbly eyes effect...

cucka fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Aug 9, 2014

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Is that a loving cave painting of a Lion doing a touchdown hand motion? I'm laughing so hard right now...

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Can someone attach the good old shaking googly eyes treatment to this picture.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Top Hats Monthly posted:



Can someone attach the good old shaking googly eyes treatment to this picture.

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

loving lol

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

holy loving poo poo

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

Oh my

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

I've watched this gif like ten times and lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

Is it within the limits for an avatar here?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

Oh my loving god it's beautiful :allears:

Please, mods, someone, make this happen

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

buddhanc posted:

Farthouse- I just re-registered and I need a new avatar. I would be eternally grateful and buy whoever makes it an upgrade or donate money to them personally. I'd like a train on fire with Charlie Strong and Pat Moorer's heads sticking out of the conductors windows. The more menacing the pictures, the better. I don't care about animating it or anything, but feel free to if you're in the mood to be creative.

If anybody could help me out, I'd love them forever. I'll buy you a couple forums upgrades or whatever is deemed fair compensation.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

GNU Order posted:

I know you can get mods to upload images to the SA servers so you can have avatars bigger than 30k, but I'm not sure how big is too big.

Here's what I've got for you though.


Is there such a thing as too much googlytar?

Jesus christ that's brilliant.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Chilichimp posted:

Is that a loving cave painting of a Lion doing a touchdown hand motion? I'm laughing so hard right now...

It's an old engraving of The Angel of History, so it basically is a Lions fan, more or less.

IT'S DAN ORLOVSKY'S TIME BITCHES, YA'LL READY FOR THIS poo poo?

E: Guys, I'm so pumped, LIONS FOOTBALL IS HAPPENING.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If only she had turned her head just a little bit towards the camera so you could actually googly her eyes. Still goddamn hilarious.

enigma105
Mar 16, 2004

His record...it's over 9-7!!!
Continuing the Queen/Lions:

Just one Super Bowl is better than a lifetime of Lions...

http://youtu.be/RG_kerFL6yE

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.


Best post-game give away ever.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

davecrazy posted:



Best post-game give away ever.

I'd ask what's wrong with his face, but I guess they were going for authenticity, and did well capturing the essence of Eli.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

davecrazy posted:



Best post-game give away ever.

The Giants franchise really thought giving away a poster of their QB as "big easy" was a good idea?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Waiting for inevitable photoshop of Febreeze's painting of Eli on the beach as the picture for that cover.

:shlick:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Chichevache posted:

The Giants franchise really thought giving away a poster of their QB as "big easy" was a good idea?

It's a comic book.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Who wants to play forever?
Who dares t run forever?
Oooohhh, when knees must die?


///

Momma, I had to sign.
Set my pen down there and sighed
Wrote my name and now a Lion
My career had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

---

I'm just a poor coach nobody knows me.
He's just a poor schlub from a poor coaching tree
Spare his good health from this pathetic team!
Easy signed, easy done - will you let me run?
Bismilford! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismilford! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismilford! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
GM Millen has a headset put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think you can sign me and salvage you team?
Do you expect me to win with Dan Orlovski-i-i?


etc etc etc.

So much potential.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Here's the 1st page. My scanner sucks, sorry for the skew.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

davecrazy posted:

It's a comic book.

You know who calls him Big Easy?

Opposing defenses. :c00lbert:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I wasn't sure where to ask this so I'll try here: Does anybody have the image macros of when Gendo owned me for making fun of the Cardinals' chances of beating the Eagles the year of the 4-12?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

davecrazy posted:

Here's the 1st page. My scanner sucks, sorry for the skew.



I think not being able to sense the pass rush or the position of the secondary would be a pretty big handicap for a QB

but not big easy

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Eifert Posting posted:

So much potential.

Simply magnificent. I'll work on it over the next couple days, very busy this week, but I'm sure I can find time somewhere or another.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

The depressing NASCAR thread needs something as awesome as this.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

The depressing NASCAR thread needs something as awesome as this.

Now I want to replace Tony Stewart's tires with googly eyes

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Weird question, but does anyone have the capacity to record yourself playing an accordion?

Just asking.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Sour Diesel posted:

Now I want to replace Tony Stewart's tires with googly eyes

Do it

DO IT

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Sour Diesel posted:

Now I want to replace Tony Stewart's tires with googly eyes



:getin:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Sour Diesel posted:

Now I want to replace Tony Stewart's tires with googly eyes

Hahahahaha gently caress yes :getin:

animeluva1
Aug 9, 2003

Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.
I got poo poo to do this afternoon so hooray early post.

Throwback - Indianapolis (né Baltimore) Colts

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

This was a bad idea

:nws::nms:http://i.minus.com/iJdrfMqXs524w.gif
e- A gif where I edit googly eyes over Tony Stewart's car as he runs over Kevin Ward Jr.

GNU Order fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Aug 11, 2014

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Welp.

...

Yup.

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