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Chichevache posted:DFO literally removed a specific medication from the health care plan so that it would gently caress with one scouts ability to keep his wife alive. Ya just thinking out loud , still bitter about Jameis not going through despite doing exactly what Ben did.
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It's hard to tell what is worse: executives who passively ruin a few years of their free labor force or executives who actively ruin the entire lives of everyone who work for them. Oh wait, no it isn't. Dolphins Front Office is just the worst, and they do it without even pretending like their doublespeak works.
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JG Wentworth posted:Ya just thinking out loud , still bitter about Jameis not going through despite doing exactly what Ben did. To be fair, it was Bens like... 3rd time or some poo poo.
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Chilichimp posted:To be fair, it was Bens like... 3rd time or some poo poo. In my mind I pictured us gunes putting Jameis through to the final where he narrowly wins the Douche Cup. This momentous event opens up Jameis's eyes and he decides to dedicate his life to fixing his wrong. Now, with this defeat Jameis will become a serial rapist, and its all your fault for not doing what is right. This is my DotY Fan Fic
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Dolphins FO Not even close for me, I can't even imagine the horror of being a loyal employee for years, caring for your wife with such a condition, and then having the rug pulled from under you like that.
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Thaddius the Large posted:Not even close for me, I can't even imagine the horror of being a loyal employee for years, caring for your wife with such a condition, and then having the rug pulled from under you like that. wait what happened here?
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fat greasy puto posted:wait what happened here? http://deadspin.com/dolphins-scout-says-he-was-fired-for-staying-home-to-ca-1582909818
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fat greasy puto posted:wait what happened here? Check out my post on the last page. I didn't quote the part where he'd worked for the Dolphins forever and no one else had a problem with him, you know, taking care of his wife who has a terrible disease while still doing his job. Still not changing my vote though 
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Dolphins Front Office and it isn't really a debate. The DFO has been horrible for the last decade since they hired Nick Saban with little if anything to show for it except for a few good Ricky Williams seasons. The other guy is a forgettably mediocre person wasting his time in the SEC.
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Dolphins Front Office is just ridiculously evil.
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Oh Snapple! posted:Dolphins FO.
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Voting Dolphins Front Office.
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  Still phone posting. Adding this to Ole Miss résumé. Racists are mad about more confederate stuff. A demonstration is planned for tomorrow.
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These two are even, but one of them is the dolphins and the other isn't, and gently caress the dolphins, so DFO
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 (6)Dolphin's Front Office wins after an early lead is blown by (7)Bret Bielma. 24/11Episode 23: It's not gay when it's a 3-way. Featuring: (1)Darren Rovell vs. (8)Pete Prisco vs. (4)Nolan Nawrocki Darren Rovell  Technowrite posted:Darren Rovell for being a penis. Darren Rovell could not be reached for an interview, but he recently made some tweets regarding the tournament           VS. Pete Prisco  It seems that Pete Prisco also wrote an article about his opponent, Darren Rovell Darren Rovell is douche of the year--no matter what voters say by Pete Prisco The Douche of the Year Tournament in the National Football League is already over, folks. Pack it up. Go home. The fan voting nonsense, which I have been on record as opposing, continues, and it's more of a charade than ever. We all know who the winner is. The winner is not a man speaking his mind, standing up for what's right and fighting against injustice (me). I wrote a column in the fine digital pages of CBSSports.com, stating the facts about the immoral and downright cruel lawsuit that greedy, irresponsible former players filed against the perfectly innocent National Football League. I sought to reassure readers that the NFL could afford the unfair settlement and that we at CBSSports were watching out for the vulnerable owners against the greed of lazy, shiftless former players. No, I am not the winner of this tournament. The winner of this tournament is Darren Rovell, folks. The top seed is going all the way. Why? Because Rovell has the douchiness to reduce human conflicts to simple numbers, meaningless bullshit about image and brand, and capitalism-above-all cynicism. Rovell doesn't have a heart; he has a calculator. He's more concerned with the image of the league and the dollar amounts than he is the impact on people's lives--Oh shoot, you know what, would you look at that, I'm out of word count. Have a rundown of the league's most elite quarterbacks. VS. Nolan Nawrocki  Even though he is a gigantic douchebag, Mr. Nawrocki is still in need of love. Let's see what kind of lady he is searching for!                  It is a match between new school douche media Against old school douche media Which goes further in an all out douche out? Only one way to find out! 3... 2... 1... DOUCHE!
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Rovell looks so douchey I want to punch his face, and I don't say that much. Did any of these guys do anything heinous this year?
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Aug 9, 2014 16:26
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Darren Rovell. His tweets embody everything that this tournament is about in my humble opinion. Chilichimp- I won't have internet til the 20th. Just do one match every two days until this round is over. If you want to do more, as there will still be about 4 days of dead space left, PM me and I'll tell you how to run the first round of Hall of Fame voting.
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effectual posted:Rovell looks so douchey I want to punch his face, and I don't say that much. https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/461921602796802048
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effectual posted:Did any of these guys do anything heinous this year? They basically all did more of what they're famous for. Rovell being a soulless twat and trying to bully people on twitter, Nawrocki being I'll go with Rovell, whoever wins deserves it.
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Darren Rovell tweeted this about an hour after Paul George snapped his leg in half.
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Darren Rovell by a loving mile. The worst sports media person out there, no question.
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effectual posted:Rovell looks so douchey I want to punch his face, and I don't say that much. Prisco wrote a column arguing that players didn't deserve money from the NFL over the concealing-concussion-damage issue. He basically leads the media on the "they knew what they were getting into" front. Nawrocki published his usual race-baiting draft evaluations, hiding behind anonymous scouts who say this or that player carries himself with a me-first attitude. Rovell was a hypersensitive, hypercapitalist piece of poo poo who seriously does tweet things like "gotta wonder how Nike will respond" when a player who endorses Nike gets arrested. I actually have no idea who to vote for
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Nolan Nawrocki for making the already terrible draft process even more unreadable as well as going on about his bench press in his actual bio for his website, which screams douche.
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I'm gonna vote Pete Prisco just to ensure he gets points on the board because he's an rear end in a top hat.
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Maybe whoever nominated Rovell already posted this but its required reading for this round: http://deadspin.com/darren-rovell-is-narcing-out-people-who-make-fun-of-him-1560861380 Find something more douchey than that
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Aug 9, 2014 19:03
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Darren Rovell because it may sully his #brand
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Pron on VHS posted:Maybe whoever nominated Rovell already posted this but its required reading for this round: Yeah OK, none of these guys get me riled like the previous matchups in this round but Rovell is clearly a tremendous rear end in a top hat so let's go with him.
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Leperflesh posted:Yeah OK, none of these guys get me riled like the previous matchups in this round but Rovell is clearly a tremendous rear end in a top hat so let's go with him. Pete Prisco wrote this. Nolan Nawrocki is the reason you see fake smile jokes. They're definitely all jerks. Not that Rovell isn't a fine vote, just the rear end in a top hat factor is way up there for everyone here.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:35
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Nawrocki because obvious racism is obvious.
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Pron on VHS posted:Maybe whoever nominated Rovell already posted this but its required reading for this round: I thought that twitter-account was a fake one. Apparently it is not, so here you go Darren Rovell, this one is for you.
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Aug 9, 2014 19:50
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Rovell because that entire twitter crap and going after the kid by contacting his university is the epitome of douchey.
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Douche4Sale posted:Rovell because that entire twitter crap and going after the kid by contacting his university is the epitome of douchey.
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Rovell is pure 200 proof douche distillate. If he doesn't win this whole thing, well... that won't happen.
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Grittybeard posted:Pete Prisco wrote this. Nolan Nawrocki is the reason you see fake smile jokes. They're definitely all jerks. Pete Prisco honestly advocated against paying players for having been lied to about the effects of concussions. The other two are a water-headed sedentary capitalist scum and a caste football-esque draft organ, which has far less impact than honestly exclaiming that labor doesn't deserve compensation.
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