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far be it from me to speak out of turn but wouldn't it be logical that making it illegal to kill us during the purge wouldn't matter during the purge, when everything is legal
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I just feel like this Purge bill is overshadowing the Thunderdome, Series 7: The Contenders, and Battle Royale bills we should be pushing instead.
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mr.capps posted:I just feel like this Purge bill is overshadowing the Thunderdome, Series 7: The Contenders, and Battle Royale bills we should be pushing instead. As the murder representative, forget what i said earlier. Let's do these.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:08
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I have a compromise bill that would reorganize the country into 13 administrative districts and have an annual televised pageant of children fighting to the death. I think that's a good middle ground between the Purge and Thunderdome proposals.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:13
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if we're making compromise bills i refuse to vote for them unless they also include my proposed farming subsidies, defense budget increases, and corporate tax cuts
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Aug 16, 2014 02:15
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Wait if all crime is legal does that mean illegals can come take our jobs as long as they come over on Purge Day? I may have to reconsider my vote here.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:16
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Squeegy posted:if we're making compromise bills i refuse to vote for them unless they also include my proposed farming subsidies, defense budget increases, and corporate tax cuts No compromises unless they are about killing innocent people
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Aug 16, 2014 02:18
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I realize Nate Silver said there was an 80% chance I'm getting stabbed, but no one in my inner circle says I'm getting stabbed so I think his statistics are skewed and Purge Day will be fine for a jog.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:19
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Squeegy posted:if we're making compromise bills i refuse to vote for them unless they also include my proposed farming subsidies, defense budget increases, and corporate tax cuts Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill! 30 million dollars of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.
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mr.capps posted:I just feel like this Purge bill is overshadowing the Thunderdome, Series 7: The Contenders, and Battle Royale bills we should be pushing instead. *starts foaming at the mouth* TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES
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Aug 16, 2014 02:29
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Is that pile of poo poo even in theaters still?
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Aug 16, 2014 02:31
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Trending: #yesallhomicides #purgeallwomen #purgeallmen #deadhaevrights
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Aug 16, 2014 02:36
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Otisburg posted:I realize Nate Silver said there was an 80% chance I'm getting stabbed, but no one in my inner circle says I'm getting stabbed so I think his statistics are skewed and Purge Day will be fine for a jog. more on this unfolding scandal at purgeday-unskewed.net, a subsidiary of Free Republic
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Aug 16, 2014 02:38
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*on Colbert* ...but, Senator, can we purge the real threat... BEARS?! *does eyebrow thing, uproarious laughter*
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Aug 16, 2014 02:38
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paranoid randroid posted:hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family Senators get infinite allotted speaking time, scrub.
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Aug 16, 2014 02:54
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I propose an amendment that allows for the awarding of government contracts to suppliers of killing implements per congressional district
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Aug 16, 2014 03:06
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Fabricated posted:I propose an amendment that allows for the awarding of government contracts to suppliers of killing implements per congressional district i oppose this on the grounds that we should be offering block grants instead
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Aug 16, 2014 03:13
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Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX) has left the floor of the House after a stain appeared in the crotchal region of his pleated pants during a mumbling speech about fleet footed negroes and liberty.
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Aug 16, 2014 03:17
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i move we abandon this bill in favor of a measure banning the phrase "crotchal region"
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Aug 16, 2014 03:18
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paranoid randroid posted:hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family
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Aug 16, 2014 03:22
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Squeegy posted:i oppose this on the grounds that we should be offering block grants instead
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Aug 16, 2014 03:28
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Fabricated posted:This would disproportionally reward larger districts, possibly cutting out the smaller suppliers such as...all the ones in my district who may or may not have funded my campaign government contracts imply a contractual obligation to the government, which is unconstitutional and worse than theft and murder
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Aug 16, 2014 03:38
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ikanreed posted:Senators get infinite allotted speaking time, scrub. not if theres unanimous consent to set time limits to expedite business *brushes some schmutz off your shoulder* take a powder, kiddo
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Aug 16, 2014 03:49
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We cannot allow China to get the head-start in developing Purge technology. This, coincidentally, is also why I oppose raising the minimum wage and carbon taxes.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:03
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HERE ON C-SPAN WE ARE OPENING UP OUR PHONE LINES TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE PURGE: YOU CAN YOU CAN JOIN US BY PHONE AT 202-585-3885 FOR DEMOCRATS, FOR REPUBLICANS, 202-484-3886. AND INDEPENDENTS, 202-585-3887. WE ARE ON FACEBOOK AT FACEBOOK.COM/C-SPAN. THE #C-SPAN CHAT. #PURGE
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Aug 16, 2014 04:07
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Squeegy posted:i move we abandon this bill in favor of a measure banning the phrase "crotchal region" Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX) has returned to the house floor with a fresh pair of pants to defend his inherent right as defined in the Constitution to say archaic weird words instead of penis.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:10
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:Dr. Ron Paul (R-TX) has returned to the house floor with a fresh pair of pants to defend his inherent right as defined in the Constitution to say archaic weird words instead of penis. former congressman paul has been censured for excessive use of the word "tallywhacker"
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Aug 16, 2014 04:11
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Hey guys, this is my good friend Phil Robertson. After we vote on repealing Obamacare again, we're going to go burn some crosses and hang some blackies. It'll be a hoot.
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Aug 16, 2014 04:15
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Stex T posted:We cannot allow China to get the head-start in developing Purge technology. this is the kind of forward thinking that makes me proud of this country
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Aug 16, 2014 04:24
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Squeegy posted:government contracts imply a contractual obligation to the government, which is unconstitutional and worse than theft and murder
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Aug 16, 2014 04:45
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with a block grant vendors wouldn't need to be evaluated at all, saving everyone time, money, and privacy
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Aug 16, 2014 05:27
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As a member of the green party I feel that *is first killed*
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Aug 16, 2014 05:32
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I think we need to consider the near immediate coup by the major cable companies
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Aug 16, 2014 05:49
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Chair recognizes the gentleman from Michigan for 2 minuted Honorable Chair, in my district we have one of America's greatest manufacturers. I propose that we amend the bill presently before the body to represent this fact and that we protect all Class 15 and above employees with ED2000 systems. I yield the remainder of my time back to the Honorable Chair.
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eyelikepi posted:I think we need to consider the near immediate coup by the major cable companies good point. i move we dismantle congress and privatize it, replacing it with a board of lobbyists elected by industry leaders.
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Aug 16, 2014 07:07
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hold on, the Purge bill is tied to a 0.03% corporate tax increase! KILL THE BILL! KILL THE BILL! KILL THE BILL!
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Stex T posted:hold on, the Purge bill is tied to a 0.03% corporate tax increase! You're not looking at the big picture here. When Provision 3A says "all crime is legal" it includes securities fraud, the best crime.
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