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Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



I'm gay.

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

jackyl posted:

op is gayer than Richard Simmons

Pretty good! But that is kind of an obvious reference! Remember, here on SomethingAwful.com, we pride ourselves on being "in the know" and being a few steps ahead of the pop cultural curve. Maybe try "op is gayer than Xavier Bettel"

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

glowing-fish posted:

Have you ever thought that "resign" is an autoantonym? It can mean to continue in a job, and to quit a job! I am going to imagine you meant the first one!

Well, I like this post.

work the balls Sally
Feb 20, 2006
Even as you read this, I'm masturbating to my own post.
I'm gay rated thread a 2

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this thread is rea,lly gay

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
aight lemme try a poem


hey

i'm gay

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i, too, am gay

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


homosexuality is a disease

and ive caught it :mrgw:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

homosexuality is a disease

and ive caught it :mrgw:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bowel_syndrome

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I'm actually gay

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



The Rage posted:

I'm actually gay

4 pay

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

homosexuality is a disease

and ive caught it :mrgw:

Let me be serious here for a moment:

Homosexuality isn't a disease.

The real disease is homophobia. Just like racism, classism, or misandry, these are the real cancers that eat away at our society.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
im human being

Shions of Qud





Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Look who's gay :razz:

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
I am unbelievably gay.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

We gay.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
glowing-fish, you're becoming one of my favorite posters and i'm straight but i would consider doing naughty things with you and your posts.

you'd be like the pseudo-sensical yin to infrateal's pseudo-nonsensical yang

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

Let me be serious here for a moment:

Homosexuality isn't a disease.

The real disease is homophobia. Just like racism, classism, or misandry, these are the real cancers that eat away at our society.

makes u think

e: i'm gay

Roy fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Aug 16, 2014

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

glowing-fish posted:

Let me be serious here for a moment:

Homosexuality isn't a disease.

The real disease is homophobia. Just like racism, classism, or misandry, these are the real cancers that eat away at our society.

Homophobia is a lousy term for anti-homosexual sentiment. Maybe you could come up with a new word.

Willias
Sep 3, 2008
gay, i am

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Willias posted:

gay, i am

When 900 years olds you become, many men you will have sexed.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Xaris posted:

glowing-fish, you're becoming one of my favorite posters and i'm straight but i would consider doing naughty things with you and your posts.

he should be in pictures

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
May I add to this? Stop saying cuck.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

ProfessorMurder posted:

May I add to this? Stop saying cuck.

I've got an entire other post about that.

But basically I need to get some DXM in me to let my creativity out.

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

ProfessorMurder posted:

May I add to this? Stop saying cuck.

Agreed. This is horrible.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

glowing-fish posted:

I've got an entire other post about that.

give me a release date so i can prepare

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I agree op, and I'm white.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Xaris posted:

give me a release date so i can prepare

I don't want to flood the market with product.

Unless by "the market" I mean "a heavily closed truck driver hiding in some rest stop bushes" and by "product" I mean "semen".

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

glowing-fish posted:

I don't want to flood the market with product.

Unless by "the market" I mean "a heavily closed truck driver hiding in some rest stop bushes" and by "product" I mean "semen".

You're so much better when you're not trying to be bawdy.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op is gayer than anime

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

jackyl posted:

op is gayer than anime

I hope someday to live up to the standards of masculinity embodied in Shinji Ikari.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
I am gay jesus, conceived miraculously from the anus of a gay man. I cum to save mankind from the sin of heterosexuality.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
So I was loving this guy in the rear end, and he turns around and tries to kiss me, what a fag!?

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
gay

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Dementedghost posted:

So I was loving this guy in the rear end, and he turns around and tries to kiss me, what a fag!?

...you might belong to another secret society with me, along with the friends of Dorothy and the stairs-havers.

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