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Malloreon posted:Is he really saying "Who will be MY greater and richer fool to buy into this ponzi scheme after me?"
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FMguru posted:i bought on the dips like you all said and im still in the red!
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 03:51 |
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Robawesome posted:Nick something? Szabko? Adam something. apparently his bitcoin-related-startup cofounder got questioned by the FBI during the Silk Road aftermath because they thought he had an inside connection to ~~*SATOSHI*~~, too. I'm at about 50% credulity. it would be so bad for the bitcoinerati if Satoshi actually surfaced. amusing for the rest of us, though.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB0Wh_g33M
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:14 |
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i would pee myself if satoshi has been working with the nsa/irs this whole time
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:19 |
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Sweevo posted:my science teacher spent ages explaining how different metals expand at different rates, then put a bimetalic strip in a flame and asked why it bent, and the class dipship put her hand up and said it was because the smoke was pushing up against one side
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:22 |
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars Satoshi Nakamoto's Autobiography! First! Give me a Prize Satoshi Please!!!! August 12, 2014 By Louis Capra Verified Purchase Let me start by making a couple disclosures. I am a huge supporter of Bitcoin - and have been infatuated with Satoshi Nakamoto from the day I first read about him and his decision to remain an anonymous multi-mllionare (and perhaps one day a billionare or trillonare!). When I stumbled across this book, the description left me intrigued. Huh? What is this? The author is a Bitcoin address? I haven't seen that before. Maybe this is worth a read - after all - I have read just about everything else out there on Bitcoin. I was hooked from the opening prologue of this book (being a fan of videogames myself), by the Zork reference (that simultaneously poked fun at the Newsweek reporter who supposedly outed Satoshi's real identity in the process). Then came the big bang - as Chapter 1 boldy opens in the first paragraph with: "My name is Satoshi Nakamoto, although that has not always been my name." Wow! The first read was over quickly - and now I am on my second. The premise of this book is simple. After debunking the theory that he is Dorian Nakamoto (funny how he does it), Satoshi tells us that he is revealing his identity to the world in the book - once and for all. (No, I will not spoil it nor will there be any in this review). And, I have to tell you, if this really isn't Satoshi Nakamoto - I want the author to be Satoshi Nakamoto - because he is as cool as I have ever imagined him: hacker - videogame player - inventor - rebel genius. Satoshi leads us through his origin story - from early days spent with a conspiracy loving Grandmother who took him to bingo halls (bingo serving an important role in the origin of Bitcoin) - to years of rebellion as an anonymous hacker and videogame savant. Read more ›
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:30 |
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i am satoshi sorry for holding out on you guys anyone want some anonymous no-fee internet money i have like a million moneys
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:32 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:hacker - videogame player - inventor - rebel genius. Owlofcreamcheese posted:videogame savant
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Chocobo posted:i am satoshi sorry for holding out on you guys anyone want some anonymous no-fee internet money i have like a million moneys Satoshi selling his ur-bitcoins and crashing the market? the perfect ending, imho. iykwimaytyd.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:39 |
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Chocobo posted:i am satoshi sorry for holding out on you guys anyone want some anonymous no-fee internet money i have like a million moneys hi satoshi can we dump ice water on your head for als research?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:49 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:i would pee myself sam-oh you said would nvm
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:03 |
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i'm the half second cuts
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:04 |
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RevusRangerous posted:What's the difference between uncertainty and doubt? I'm sure there's a mathematical distinction but this phrase is used in the context of human emotions. Why isn't it just fear and doubt? FAD uncertainty about the future/present of products, doubt about anything the company or its supporters say
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:05 |
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quite awhile ago there was a truck posted here that had a barrel thing on the back i think? does anyone know what it was? i think it may have had something to do with a gas distillery or something unrelated: Boxturret fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 16, 2014 |
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mr. mephistopheles posted:As hilarious as it all is, I'll never forget I knew about bitcoins when they cost ~$1 and if I had just thrown in $20 for the gently caress of it I could have potentially made enough to buy a car. They were dumb as gently caress then and they are still dumb as gently caress now, but there are enough dumb as gently caress people in the world that I should have known they could be exploited for a decent return. Robawesome posted:I didn't learn about bitcoins until they were already $800 or something, then $300 a couple weeks later. I could never "invest" now but the technology is neat and if I had known about Bitcoins when that guy spent 10,000 of them on two Dominos pizzas I probably would have thrown in $10 as a joke as well. It's just as likely you'd have stored your coins on Gox and lost them when they folded. Subjunctive posted:I mined ~150 bitcoins early on (pre-GPU) because a friend was into them, had no idea what to do with them, gave them to said friend. He bought me a (very) nice dinner at least; if I wasn't fortunate in other aspects of my life I'd probably be a little bitter.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:30 |
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tbh it's not that shameful to have hosed around with bitcoins back when nobody had ever heard of them it really wasn't until the libertarians and ancaps and poo poo started arriving on the scene when it started to get shameful to gently caress with them
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:48 |
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Proteus4994 posted:tbh it's not that shameful to have hosed around with bitcoins back when nobody had ever heard of them
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 05:51 |
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Hello I have the future of the internet.. Imagine the internet, but with bitcoin quote:DNSChain (formerly DNSNMC) makes it possible to be certain that you're communicating with who you want to communicate with, and connecting to the sites that you want to connect to, without anyone secretly listening in on your conversations in between. quote:X.509 PKI makes and breaks today's Internet security. It's what makes your browser think "The connection to this website is secure" when it's not. It's what we have to get rid of, and DNSChain provides a scalable, distributed, and decentralized replacement that doesn't depend on untrustworthy "authority figures" What advantages does this give us? I'm glad you ask. Look at all those things. The future is here. DNSChain https://github.com/okTurtles/dnschain#DNSChain
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:21 |
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has anyone said
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:22 |
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UNDER 600 LINES OF RAW COFFEE SCRIPT
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:25 |
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Banzai 3 posted:has anyone said
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:25 |
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the boom was the rocket exploding on the way to the moon so many dead buttnaughts
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:28 |
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Damiya posted:X.509 PKI makes and breaks today's Internet security. It's what makes your browser think "The connection to this website is secure" when it's not. It's what we have to get rid of, and DNSChain provides a scalable, distributed, and decentralized replacement that doesn't depend on untrustworthy "authority figures"
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 06:29 |
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chris elliot did not age well
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:04 |
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Boxturret posted:buttnaughts
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 07:47 |
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Boxturret posted:UNDER 600 LINES OF RAW COFFEE SCRIPT the rawest coffeescript u ever seen
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 08:57 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:i mean seriously how goddamn arrogant do you have to be to assume that knowing how a toaster toasts toast is a point of superiority for you over other people? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxOb8-d7Ic
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 09:46 |
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that last line explains my posting (also dara o'briain is loving awesome)
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 10:47 |
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Same Great Paste posted:something something boom august that is just one of the basic principles of animation. the price can't simply shoot up, it would look unnatural. it has to go down a bit first so the audience can better anticipate the following rise.
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http://youtu.be/54Qgo5IbCtA
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 12:10 |
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you should embed that imo, it is worth embedding
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 13:05 |
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i can't tell if this is parody or autism
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 13:16 |
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Boxturret posted:quite awhile ago there was a truck posted here that had a barrel thing on the back i think? does anyone know what it was?
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 13:40 |
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Burger's 1 Million Bitcoin's Exchanged for Burgers
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 13:45 |
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Boxturret posted:quite awhile ago there was a truck posted here that had a barrel thing on the back i think? does anyone know what it was? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGBZxWOwkh4 Advantages of a Bitcoin Based Fluid Dispenser
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 13:47 |
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Proteus4994 posted:it really wasn't until the libertarians and ancaps and poo poo started arriving on the scene when it started to get shameful to gently caress with them it was only then that it started to be funny though disclaimer: i still own
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:21 |
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without the libertarians and the scammers, bitcoin is just a mildly interesting proof of concept that no one outside of tech would give two shits about
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 14:24 |
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BeOSPOS posted:Burger's bitburger is the only restaurant to survive the currency wars
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lmao if you think that if you bought Bitcoins in the >$10 you wouldn't have sold them all during the first $32 bubble "oh yeah if I bought Bitcoins at $1 I totally would have called the $1000 peak 2 years, 2 bubbles and months of 0 volume later.
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