Porn versions of Classic Novels [NSFW]

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Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

Confucius: Analects

:effort:

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:08

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:23

TieTuesday: Sep 10, 2013; SODA TIME

gently caress-You're-Tight 4-titty-1

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:09

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Knickerless Nicholby

# ? Aug 19, 2014 23:19

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

A Handed Missus posted:

Anal Farm

"Two fingers good, four fingers bad"

# ? Aug 20, 2014 00:49

Rattlehead: Nov 20, 2004; Only dead fish go with the flow.

The Slime of the Ancient Manrammer

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:14

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

Fist'em Shandy

# ? Aug 20, 2014 01:50

grope proof vest: Jan 11, 2006

The Starlet Wetter

# ? Aug 20, 2014 03:07

One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

I, Sexbot

# ? Aug 20, 2014 04:10

Captain Hotbutt: Aug 18, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 04:18

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Cryophage fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 04:50

Late Unpleasantness: Mar 26, 2008; s m o k e d

Cryophage posted:

Beautiful.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:13

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Business Gorillas posted:

Beneath the Penis of the Apes

edit: The Dark Dick Rises

~~The sequel of an adaption of a novel. Close enough.~~

Actually, it has its own novelization, so whatever.

Doctor Bishop fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:19

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Nameless_Steve posted:

I... I tried.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:47

frank.club: Jan 15, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cryophage posted:

5
Cryophage you just do consistently good work.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:10

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:16

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Palpek posted:

I like this one a whole lot.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 12:11

Vaginaface: Aug 26, 2013; HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Cryophage posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:38

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:55

Captain Hotbutt: Aug 18, 2014

Cryophage posted:

This is absolutely perfect.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:05

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

James Joatse - A portrait of the anus of a young man.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:29

Carlton Banks Teller: Nov 18, 2004

Time Cowboy posted:

Gonzo with the Wind

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:36

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:39

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:49

DNAmage: Oct 8, 2005; Occult Scientist
Cannot turn to attack.
He mixes biotech and sorcery with sinister results

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:51

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:17

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Standing behind him, Michaelis saw with a shock that he was looking at the eye of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg, which had just emerged, pale and enormous, from the dissolving night.

"Goatse sees everything," repeated Wilson.

"That�s an advertisement," Michaelis assured him. Something made him turn away from the window and look back into the room. But Wilson stood there a long time, his face close to the window pane, nodding into the twilight.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:37

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Dostoyevsky:

Cum and Punishment
Nuts from the Underground
Poor gently caress
Humiliated and Inserted

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:10

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Captain Hotbutt posted:

lol

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:21

ROFLSAWS: Mar 28, 2005; You can't hide forever, Methuselah; College Slice

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:38

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

# ? Aug 20, 2014 18:03

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Windows 98 posted:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 18:18

ROFLSAWS: Mar 28, 2005; You can't hide forever, Methuselah; College Slice

# ? Aug 20, 2014 18:27

Prosopagnosiac: May 19, 2007; One of us! One of us! Aqua Buddha! Aqua Buddha! One of us!

The hound and the furry - William Fuckner

As I lay cumming - William Fuckner

No Cuntry for Old men - Cockmac McCarthy

All the pretty horse dicks- Cockmac McCarthy

# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:11