|
I just quit on the phone to one of my managers. I told her I was sorry for the short notice and i thought she was cool and bye. (I was supposed to be a cashier upfront in like 2 hours) I guess that's pretty lame. Anyways my friend is already employed at the place I just got employed at and the store I just quit from doesn't even know she already quit because they gave her like 4 days off in a row and they're probably gonna blow up her phone on Friday because she isn't planning on telling them anything so they're going to poo poo themselves finding someone who can run and close a starbucks kiosk. I guess that's a cool way of quitting. please post good/bad advice, and stories of you quitting your job real or contrived.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:48 |
|
|
# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:40 |
|
Tsinava posted:I just quit on the phone to one of my managers. I told her I was sorry for the short notice and i thought she was cool and bye. (I was supposed to be a cashier upfront in like 2 hours) I guess that's pretty lame. you show up walk 5 feet into the front entrance stick your arms in the air and yell I"M OUT, then leave forever.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:49 |
|
they don't care
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:50 |
|
Give two weeks notice and be a good employee for those two weeks. If the job is that lovely that you don't want to do that, then don't stress because they probably have high turn over and Hayburner posted:they don't care
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:50 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIqeXSYc8nE Duh
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:51 |
|
take a poo poo in your hands, rub it all over your face and balls ( make sure to eat some of it). walk up to your boss and vomit on him / her. when the boss starts vomiting knock them to the floor and murder them. piss and cum on the corpse. eat the cum. then just walk out with out giving any notice.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:52 |
|
Post about it.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:54 |
|
really just don't be a bitch walk in go straight to the highest level person in store stare them in the eyes, say i quit, then leave never breaking eye contact.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:55 |
|
take the money out of the cash register and replace it with poop and then leave.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:56 |
|
Wizzle-Wazzle posted:take the money out of the cash register and replace it with poop and then leave. you put it in a mangers locker then leave.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:56 |
|
Kill yourself
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:56 |
|
say "i quit" then walk 2 steps to the cell phone case kiosk with resume in hand because you'll never do better
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:57 |
|
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:57 |
|
You're supposed to cum on things and make sure they catch you so you get fired. Remember: they're not allowed to mention the reason for your termination in any references they give so save up a week's load, edge for like an hour before you leave the house, go to work and and go to town on things.
Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 20, 2014 |
# ? Aug 20, 2014 19:58 |
|
Kirk Johnson posted:You're supposed to cum on things and make sure they catch yo so you get fired. Remember: they're not allowed to mention the reason for your termination in any references the give so save up a week's load, edge for like an hour before you leave the house, go to work and and go to town on things. talk to a dr/psycologist first get a diagnosis of anything, get them to fire you and then sue. then when they are required to hire you back just show up whenever and do nothing all shift.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:00 |
|
realtalk though the best way is to get yourself fired for some obvious bullshit then go collect unemployment like if they ask you to do something illegal and you go 'lol nope I refuse!' then they fire you. money time!
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:00 |
|
my last day working at an office max some kid poo poo on the floor. i said "naaa im not doing that and i only have two hours left so im leaving now thanks" they said ok and said to come back any time i needed a job. then made some other poor teenager clean up kid poo poo
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:01 |
|
dontcareaboutname posted:talk to a dr/psycologist first get a diagnosis of anything, get them to fire you and then sue. then when they are required to hire you back just show up whenever and do nothing all shift. No, when they hire you back, that's when you should go in and cum on things too.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:01 |
|
i wouldn't know op as i've never had a job
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:02 |
|
SaltLick posted:my last day working at an office max some kid poo poo on the floor. i said "naaa im not doing that and i only have two hours left so im leaving now thanks" the trick is to just cover it with a cloth wet floor pyramid thing.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:02 |
|
SaltLick posted:my last day working at an office max some kid poo poo on the floor. i said "naaa im not doing that and i only have two hours left so im leaving now thanks" that's a cool store. that's a cool kid. that teenager got owned.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:03 |
|
AR 15, extended mag semi auto pistol, pipe trip wire bombs for both front and back doors before you enter the place, and a severe hatred for women for not touching your peepee.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:03 |
|
dontcareaboutname posted:the trick is to just cover it with a cloth wet floor pyramid thing. we only had the plastic ones so poo poo could easy be seen
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:04 |
|
ive mentioned this before, but you cant really go wrong as long as you remember to poo poo, piss, cum, and vomit on your bosses corpse
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:08 |
|
i think making GBS threads on the floor and blaming it on another customers child and refusing to clean it up is great way to quit your job.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:09 |
|
just falsly blame a POC of stealing till you get fired.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:09 |
|
There's probably some coworkers who really need that job getting called in on their days off since you quit with too little notice for a replacement to be hired Congrats, OP, you ruined some depressed guys' and gals' weekends.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:09 |
|
since your friend is a girl, maybe she could gently caress and suck the customers before making GBS threads on everything and killing herself
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:10 |
|
Just burst into tears and blubber your resignation in between wrenching sobs. Then your boss will feel really loved.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:12 |
|
Leroy Diplowski posted:Just burst into tears and blubber your resignation in between wrenching sobs. Then your boss will feel really loved. its gonna suck if someone shits in your candy as a way to leave itll probably still be delicious
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:14 |
|
they had me checking all week and if they're really in the pinch the managers have to check. i don't feel bad about this, and if that does make me a bad person, which i find hard to believe, then so be it i guess.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:14 |
|
if they're short on checkers, the store is located in the part of town where all the old money lives and basically has the worst kinds of customers in the city anyways. i almost feel good about it.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:16 |
|
Hayburner posted:they don't care
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:16 |
|
you are actually a really GOOD person for trying to help your friend. is she pretty fat? she sounds fat. if so she could try making GBS threads and pissing in the coffee while she makes pig or donkey noises (totally nude obv.) she could vomit a little on people too.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:17 |
|
have you ever tried making GBS threads and pissing on your fat friend? she might actually like it and give you a blow job and rim job
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:18 |
|
I'll probably just tell my boss that I found somebody cooler than him to work for. That way I leave on a good note and make him feel small enough to speak highly of me after I leave.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:18 |
|
dad gay. so what posted:have you ever tried making GBS threads and pissing on your fat friend? she might actually like it and give you a blow job and rim job "accidently" knock over an entire liquor wall.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:19 |
|
all these pooping and peeing and sexual/physical assault ideas are dandy, i would also appreciate things that won't get the cops called on you.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:20 |
|
Kill everyone
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:21 |
|
|
# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:40 |
|
just poo poo yourself and pee your pants and pretend nothing is amiss till you get fired.
|
# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:23 |