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paranormal self-insert shapechanger bitcoin erotica will be the next big genre you heard it here first
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TVarmy posted:someone find that creepy fanfic where Satoshi talks to the angel of liberty or whatever the gently caress and she warns him that the government doesn't just enslave people with monetary policy but also with "negative rape," where the government stops two consenting parties from having sex. ahaha i forgot about that gem “Yes. Of course,” Satoshi said. “I’m rich. Rich people always get as much of anything as they want. Food. Nice apartments and clothes. Fast cars. And as many beautiful women as I can handle. I am very lucky. I really am. But I don’t usually do it with someone I don’t pay for the purpose.” “Why not?” Angel said. “I don’t like the idea of getting attached. Most women would get strange ideas about what I am allowed to do or not do with other women,” Satoshi explained. “Some of the more alert ones might even notice the source and the amount of my wealth. That would not do at all.”
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please help my papersexwallet was destroyed when my mom's basement flooded now i can never have sex again
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aaahh i transferred my gently caress to an old gox wallet
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"sorry, I couldn't pull out -- that account is with gox"
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do not gently caress that hoe without a rubber, she will give you the gox
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Dr. Honked posted:aaahh i transferred my gently caress to an old gox wallet talk about putting the "mount" in mt. gox
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we're sorry, but our site has been hacked, and all of our sexcoins have been stolen. you are all rapists until further notice
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Greyhawk posted:When we asked this artist for the price of his work, he actually quoted it in BTC! And of course he takes BTC only. (cointemporary.com) Greyhawk posted:(cointemporary.com) Greyhawk posted:coin temporary 
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what are the implications of trading a buttcoin under this scheme
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InShaneee posted:we're sorry, but our site has been hacked, and all of our sexcoins have been stolen. you are all future rape victims
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no poo poo, i was saying that's a stupid goddamn thing to exist. i mean even assuming that you can't figure out a fifth or quarter or whatever fraction of your meal's cost (which is inexcusable if you made it out of elementary school), why not just use the calculator that's built into your phone? what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app?
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During my last few semesters of college I had a coworker who was generally a smarmy rear end in a top hat who was known for being a little too into 4chan culture. At some point he got fired for an unknown reason and I just sort of assumed he started spouting ironic racism in the earshot of our supervisor or something today i learned he apparently dumped 13k into bitcoin on gox when it was 20$ and then when it exploded he went from zero to hardcore alcoholic and pulled a no-show 3 days in a row  Same Great Paste posted:look I DON'T KNOW how we get hillary to impregnate putin, but the blockchain sez it so thread title plz edit for less word salad bucketmouse fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:no poo poo, i was saying that's a stupid goddamn thing to exist. i mean even assuming that you can't figure out a fifth or quarter or whatever fraction of your meal's cost (which is inexcusable if you made it out of elementary school), why not just use the calculator that's built into your phone? what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app? what seriously? even the most useless app will get at least 100k downloads. throw some ads in that fucker, collect whatever it nets you, rinse and repeat
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A Pinball Wizard posted:what seriously?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app? dumb people buy dumb things and there's a lot of dumb people there was some todo list app that had experience, leveling and achievements that sold for 3 loving dollars and managed to turn a huge profit a few years ago
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eat poo poo awful.app
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Sham bam bamina! posted:no poo poo, i was saying that's a stupid goddamn thing to exist. i mean even assuming that you can't figure out a fifth or quarter or whatever fraction of your meal's cost (which is inexcusable if you made it out of elementary school), why not just use the calculator that's built into your phone? what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app? because some people don't know how to use a calculator to calculate a tip like, that's really the be all and end all, there are stupid people now i'm going to go buy an app that can add "e:f;b" to my posts automatically
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bucketmouse posted:I had a coworker who was generally a smarmy rear end in a top hat who was a little bit too much into 4chan culture during my last few semesters of college. during the year or so I worked there he got fired for some unknown reason and I just sort of assumed he started spouting ironic racism in the earshot of our supervisor or something  mlr
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Estimated Next Difficulty: 28,794,286,077 (+20.76%) Adjust time: After 1636 Blocks, About 10.4 days
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Sham bam bamina! posted:no poo poo, i was saying that's a stupid goddamn thing to exist. i mean even assuming that you can't figure out a fifth or quarter or whatever fraction of your meal's cost (which is inexcusable if you made it out of elementary school), why not just use the calculator that's built into your phone? what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app? http://bit.ly/1pXJsX0
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Robawesome posted:Estimated Next Difficulty: 28,794,286,077 (+20.76%) up uP UP
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Sham bam bamina! posted:what possible reason is there to even develop, let alone use, a "tip calculator" app? idk but most featurephones i had had tip calculators next to the calculator app presumably so they could tick off more built in apps for their phone. also a lot of people are bad at math or don't know how to use the percentage fucntion in the phone calc so
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Ursine Asylum posted:because some people don't know how to use a calculator to calculate a tip It might also be useful if you're a foreigner who has been told that people here tip a lot more but you're not sure how much more and you were also too stupid to ask anyone
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Nintendo Kid posted:also a lot of people are bad
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tipchat: where is 20% the baseline for tips?
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are you euro or america in america its higher because the service industry doesnt want to pay its workers
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Bitcoin Forum > Economy > Marketplace > Service Discussion (Moderator: grue) > Bitstamp: No withdrawals for Bitcoin related companies by dave111223 Hero Member ***** A few weeks ago our company requested a wire withdrawal from our Bitstamp corporate account. After a week the money came back into our bitstamp account (at a $45 cost to us) with bitstamp saying: "The reason for the failure was stated as a breach of a recipients bank's Terms of Service." This is quite worrying so we contacted our bank, and no they had not seen or rejected any transfer; and said they'd need to see the SWIFT transfer form (MT103) to check it out further. Bitstamp then had the nerve to ask us to pay $40 extra just to get the proper receipt of the transfer; which we paid. The receipt, that we paid $40 for, shows only that they transfer money between Raiffeisen Banka d.d. to Raiffeisen Bank international....and the RBI had rejected to process the transfer saying that they do not execute transfers related to Bitcoin... Talking to Bitstamp is like talking to a brick wall...in their opinion Raiffeisen Banka is their bank and Raiffeisen Bank international is an intermediary; therefore we have to pay all the costs of this botched transfer and can seemly no longer withdraw funds (because of this intermediary that is supposedly totally unrelated to Bitstamp or their bank) End of story we paid $85 for a transfer that was never sent to our bank; and we have no way to receive any transfers because bitstamps bank/intermediary will not send to Bitcoin related companies... HOW CAN A BITCOIN EXCHANGE NOT BE ABLE TO SEND TRANSFERS TO BITCOIN BUSINESSES? Bitstamp support seems to see no real problem with this situation. Notes: - We have previously done many successful wire transfers with the last one being about a month ago with no problem. - Our company name has "Bitcoin" in it. Here is a Memo from Bitstamps intermediary (basically Bitcoin hate mail): http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/22i768/raiffeisen_bank_international_internal_memo/
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Dren posted:Bitcoin Forum > Economy > Marketplace > Service Discussion (Moderator: grue) > Bitstamp: No withdrawals for Bitcoin related companies 5
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first they ignore you then they laugh at you then they shut down your bank account then you cry on reddit
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I'm the payment processor that tells you "welp," when I can't give you your money.
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quote:[–]paultroon 1 point 3 hours ago mods pls update the thread title so the banks dont shut it down YOSPOS > Gift from Satoshi thread v2.19
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yospos, BTC
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mr Scoop posted:mods pls update the thread title so the banks dont shut it down The should just use "merchandise". Nobody would ever guess there was something fishy in that transaction.
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Ruby got Railed posted:yospos, BTC
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trucutru posted:The should just use "merchandise" bitcoin isn't babby money laundering 101 because
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yet another satisfied bitstamp customer looks like things are going markedly karpeles with bitstamp quote:
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Greyhawk posted:markedly karpeles
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Greyhawk posted:Best regards,
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