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redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
She kinda sounds like a goose sometimes, is that the problem?

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

redstormpopcorn posted:

She kinda sounds like a goose sometimes, is that the problem?

Honk if you're horny.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Shoehead posted:

Honk if you're horny.

honk

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Sam and Cat has been canceled.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I'm sure it's so Ariana can focus on her career.

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I hope the other girl keeps getting work.

What was her name, Raven?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm sure it's so Ariana can focus on her career.

It got cancelled because the other girl wanted to get paid more and they were like "lol no go away".

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

ded posted:

well she sounds exactly like every other lovely pop music

I think she has a really lovely voice, it's got a nice brassy quality that I like to hear in lyric sopranos. It's a little too breathy but she's also fairly young. I tried to watch a few of her other vids but they are all essentially the same sounding pop song where she touches her face a bunch which is kind of weird. If she ever matures enough to develop her own style I would definitely give her another listen.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I didnt know who this was then I clicked and was like wtf 150 million views? lmao

then I heard the song and recognized it and was shocked it was apparently sung by a 13 year old mexican girl

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
She's 21 and Italian.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

She's 21 and Italian.

so in 9 years she will become an old crone good to know.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Trixie Hardcore posted:

She's 21 and Italian.

is it illegal to have sex with her if I just think she looks too young but she is in fact old enough ?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

is it illegal to have sex with her if I just think she looks too young but she is in fact old enough ?

a while ago they arrested a dude for having porn of a lady like that till they were able to prove he was telling the truth uhh little lupe in was in the news last year.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

TOILETLORD posted:

a while ago they arrested a dude for having porn of a lady like that till they were able to prove he was telling the truth uhh little lupe in was in the news last year.

*GIS little lupe* "Hmm she looks pretty fuckin old" scrolls "hmm great child porn" thanks man for that

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

*GIS little lupe* "Hmm she looks pretty fuckin old" scrolls "hmm great child porn" thanks man for that

she was legal looked young and played it up.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
there's technically illegal girls that look like they can actually be like 22. then there is that, which actually looks like a child and is legitimately gross.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I think she has a really lovely voice, it's got a nice brassy quality that I like to hear in lyric sopranos. It's a little too breathy but she's also fairly young. I tried to watch a few of her other vids but they are all essentially the same sounding pop song where she touches her face a bunch which is kind of weird. If she ever matures enough to develop her own style I would definitely give her another listen.

Her voice is definitely above average for pop music in a world with Britney Spears and Lady GaGa but I don't think she's one of the MOST talented pop vocalists like a Mariah Carey or Beyonce. She's good enough to do a cappella though which is super impressive in her genre.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I am going to assume these goons who keep calling this hot 21 yo gross are into grandmas

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

1gnoirents posted:

is it illegal to have sex with her if I just think she looks too young but she is in fact old enough ?

Let's cross the "having sex with Ariana Grande" bridge when you get to it, which should be about never so don't worry.


Fisticuffs posted:

Her voice is definitely above average for pop music in a world with Britney Spears and Lady GaGa but I don't think she's one of the MOST talented pop vocalists like a Mariah Carey or Beyonce. She's good enough to do a cappella though which is super impressive in her genre.

lolzlolzlolz yeah I wasn't about to compare her to Queen Bey




Chill la Chill posted:

I am going to assume these goons who keep calling this hot 21 yo gross are into grandmas

I'm 35 and 21 year olds are definitely in the "she's cute but too young for my taste" category. Like, the older I get the more annoying teenagers seem so I'm not attracted to people who remind me of teenagers even if they aren't technically teenagers.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Chill la Chill posted:

I am going to assume these goons who keep calling this hot 21 yo gross are into grandmas

you aren't?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Chill la Chill posted:

I am going to assume these goons who keep calling this hot 21 yo gross are into grandmas

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

beyonce's voice is actually pretty annoying. it's strong and she can cover a lot of range but the timbre is bad and often unlistenable

and rihanna just plain can't sing, she sounds like a tryhard teenage girl in the shower most of the time

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Ariane Grande can sing better than Beyonce. Not as good as Mariah or Christina, but better than Beyonce.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Pretty sure the music industry isn't based on "most proficient singing = most successful" and there is an element of performance and star power that carries a lot of weight.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

see: ke$ha

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i think alicia keys sings good but i dont like her music

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

LifeSizePotato posted:

beyonce's voice is actually pretty annoying. it's strong and she can cover a lot of range but the timbre is bad and often unlistenable

and rihanna just plain can't sing, she sounds like a tryhard teenage girl in the shower most of the time

Rihanna has being gorgeous to make up for it.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Shoehead posted:

Rihanna has being gorgeous to make up for it.

yep

also i find her songs to be better than what producers do for beyonce, but that's just personal taste. rihanna's voice works decently for a lot of her songs, but when she tries to pretend she's a real singer is when it gets unpleasant

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Shoehead posted:

Rihanna has being gorgeous to make up for it.

does she really though?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Pretty sure the music industry isn't based on "most proficient singing = most successful" and there is an element of performance and star power that carries a lot of weight.

Whoa

Can we hold our horses with the edgy opinions here, don't want the FBI crashing down on SA

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
rihanna look like a big booty tweety bird lmao

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



LifeSizePotato posted:

beyonce's voice is actually pretty annoying. it's strong and she can cover a lot of range but the timbre is bad and often unlistenable

beyonce's voice is extremely bad and her songs are the most irritating things on the radio from a production standpoint as well as from a singing standpoint. i don't get how the gently caress people tolerate her, let alone like anything she does.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
rihamnna dont have a forehead she have a fivehead flmfao

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ilikedirt posted:

rihamnna dont have a forehead she have a fivehead flmfao

shine bright like my forehead

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Apparently Kesha is really talented but a drunk because Dr. Luke basically has her as a contractual prisoner and he's a loving creep so she just gets bombed constantly.

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

ilikedirt posted:

rihanna look like a big booty tweety bird lmao

Rihanna booty small as hell. Wtf is with white ppl just thinking every.black booty is big

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Business Octopus posted:

Rihanna booty small as hell. Wtf is with white ppl just thinking every.black booty is big

im no devil

nws btw http://i1.wp.com/www.komole.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rihanna-naked-4.jpg
nws
the rear end is fat b*tch

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i mean its not minaj fat but its not small as hell are u blind nigga. dam such ignorance itt

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Cubey posted:

beyonce's voice is extremely bad and her songs are the most irritating things on the radio from a production standpoint as well as from a singing standpoint. i don't get how the gently caress people tolerate her, let alone like anything she does.

not just tolerate, but worship. people act like it's an act of blasphemy to not think beyonce is the best thing in the world.

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May 27, 2004



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