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Getting drunk is more important then living, so good work op
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:54 |
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write a pretentious short story about ur last minutes on earth
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 05:08 |
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secrete the poison tantrically
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 05:09 |
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Broenheim posted:Getting drunk is more important then living, so good work op One of many of life's carnal pleasures that I would rather enjoy than ensure my ongoing livelihood. Good news, GBS, my life has been spared. I thought I was seeing things half an hour after I drank the tampered with wine, but I was probably holding my breath for too long after hitting the bowl. After a nap, all is well excepting the fact that I did not buy enough alcohol. The liquor store is still open, I'm not going to bother with the gas station again, but I think I could stand to at least not be drunk for a few hours until tomorrow for once maybe. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be sober https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRADRYoSVo E: I just want to be clear that I am not endorsing that song, which is terrible, just the song concept Fisticuffs fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Aug 28, 2014 |
# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:13 |
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alcohol is poison hth mm poison
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:16 |
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efnii posted:alcohol is poison hth sugar and oxygen are also poisons then life is poison
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:22 |
The Protagonist posted:sugar and oxygen are also poisons then Death is the antidote.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:22 |
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He isn't posioned stun locked maybe
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:22 |
Then now is the perfect time to kill him.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:26 |
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Poisoned myself with 100 cal Klondike Toffee bars. Nothing wrong with them. They just taste like dogshit. Sitting here waiting to die.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:28 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Poisoned myself with 100 cal Klondike Toffee bars. My slim hand is gonna pull you up from your puking refuge. Its fine, you can throw up on my anytime
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:31 |
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ColdReaches posted:My slim hand is gonna pull you up from your puking refuge. Oh my god, thank you so much.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:33 |
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i'm carry you
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:41 |
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efnii posted:alcohol is poison hth "Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy." - Paracelsus
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 06:44 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Nothing wrong with them. They just taste like dogshit. I think something is wrong with them then probably (even if thats how they taste normally)
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 07:01 |
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OP, you are an alcoholic.
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 07:06 |
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op drinks like a pussy
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 07:09 |
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Obligatory Handle posted:OP, you are an alcoholic. Then why aren't I drunk right now? If having 6-8 drinks a night makes me an alcoholic, then America is a country full of alcoholics Oh but wait America is the greatest country there ever was so how likely is that
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 07:13 |
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6-8 drinks a night is ok if you're poppin pills and smokin weed too but otherwise you drink like a 5 year old
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# ? Aug 28, 2014 07:36 |
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Fisticuffs posted:Then why aren't I drunk right now? I didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
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