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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup


Feels so right

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

britishbornandbread posted:

if you're telling me I am one inch shorter than Kane IRL then my childhood fear of Glenn Jacobs has been shattered

he'd still have an entire foot on me

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Feels so right

Looks pretty good to me.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Well clearly someone needs to make a set of Titty Master sideplates now.

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Feels so right

Aligned so left

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
"Um, Dean, the photo shoot is over, we'd like the belt back please..."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Feels so right

Dean Ambrose has conquered Earth and has moved on to space.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



D Lambent posted:

It's really too bad that we never saw Giant Gonzalez v. Giant Silva. That would have been a match to headline WrestleMania. Heh.

Fatal Fourway, Giant Gonzalez vs Giant Silva vs Great Khali vs Raja Lion.

Delsaber posted:

Dean Ambrose has conquered Earth and has moved on to space.
In Space, no one can hear you scream. Seems perfect for Ambrose.

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

Delsaber posted:

Dean Ambrose has conquered Earth and has moved on to space.

Incoming feud with Stardust

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Feels so right


Frankston posted:

Looks pretty good to me.

Nope, looks pretty bad.

Now if it was him walking out of a pawn shop with a fistful of cash and the belt in the window, then it'd be pretty good.


Dean's championship should be custom made, out of beer cans and beef jerky.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Germansimp posted:

Fatal Fourway, Giant Gonzalez vs Giant Silva vs Great Khali vs Raja Lion.

Special guest referee: Shaq

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Davros1 posted:

Nope, looks pretty bad.

Now if it was him Ric Flair walking out of a pawn shop with a fistful of cash and the belt in the window, then it'd be pretty good.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Davros1 posted:

Nope, looks pretty bad.

Now if it was him walking out of a pawn shop with a fistful of cash and the belt in the window, then it'd be pretty good.


Dean's championship should be custom made, out of beer cans and beef jerky.

He'll never take my belt

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
I don't see Ambrose as someone who would ever wear the belt, I see him more as always holding it because he feels like it would be a good weapon.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

yeah the visual of him wearing the belt is super weird and doesn't seem very fitting with his character

that said, he absolutely could and should be champion in the future

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Lana and Rusev on their Holidays with some fans:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

rovert posted:

Lana and Rusev on their Holidays with some fans:



How much pot do you think was smoked there?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

The Ambrose pic just makes me worry about the belt; it's brand new, you don't want him going and messing it up! :ohdear:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

britishbornandbread posted:

if you're telling me I am one inch shorter than Kane IRL then my childhood fear of Glenn Jacobs has been shattered

Why are you not a wrestler? You're a natural babyface.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Sionistic posted:

I don't see Ambrose as someone who would ever wear the belt, I see him more as always holding it because he feels like it would be a good weapon.

He cuts off the leather strap with a switchblade, welds the plate to brass knuckles.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

rovert posted:

Lana and Rusev on their Holidays with some fans:



Holy poo poo I would love to hang out with Rusev and Woody Harrelson

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

that just makes me sad Jodi Kristofferson got cut :(

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Blasmeister posted:

The Ambrose pic just makes me worry about the belt; it's brand new, you don't want him going and messing it up! :ohdear:
Seth wins the title, Ambrose comes and smashes it up. Seth demands a new title so Ambrose just puts the old one back together and revives the hardcore title.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Codependent Poster posted:

How much pot do you think was smoked there?

Rusev got too close to Willie and got wellnessed by default.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Luigi Thirty posted:

Rusev got too close to Willie and got wellnessed by default.

Nahh, Willie only smokes the natural stuff, that's just a fine these days.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Codependent Poster posted:

How much pot do you think was smoked there?

All of it

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Luigi Thirty posted:

Rusev got too close to Willie and got wellnessed by default.

Rusev does look surprisingly calm and chill compared to his usual self...

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Ozz81 posted:

Rusev does look surprisingly calm and chill compared to his usual self...

Lana held up a joint and yelled, "Rusev, kush!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mayostard posted:

Lana held up a joint and yelled, "Rusev, kush!"

Well having read this post, I now know that I haven't wasted my life :allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Germansimp posted:

Fatal Fourway, Giant Gonzalez vs Giant Silva vs Great Khali vs Raja Lion.
Heck, maybe we can exhume Silo Sam as well.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
EDIT: poo poo, just saw that someone already posted it. Apologies.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 29, 2014

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RVD better be the guy who took the photo.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

Gonz posted:



Rusev, Willie Nelson, Lana, Woody Harrelson and Kris Kristofferson.

WWE must've been in Hawaii recently. If the latest issue of Rolling Stone taught me anything, its that Willie Nelson has a house in Hawaii he spends most of his off time at, and Harrelson, Kristofferson (and Owen Wilson) are all neighbors who get together and chill. Harrelson also says Willie will literally let you do odd jobs like sweep his house if you need money.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sum Mors posted:

Harrelson also says Willie will literally let you do odd jobs like sweep his house if you need money.

So that one episode of King of the Hill was accurate? :aaa:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Sum Mors posted:

WWE must've been in Hawaii recently. If the latest issue of Rolling Stone taught me anything, its that Willie Nelson has a house in Hawaii he spends most of his off time at, and Harrelson, Kristofferson (and Owen Wilson) are all neighbors who get together and chill. Harrelson also says Willie will literally let you do odd jobs like sweep his house if you need money.
I've been trying to get into show business proper for the last three years sincerely, and all my life half-assing it, but my only big claim to fame has nothing to do with that. I co-wrote a terrible movie that impressed my mother-in-law when she bought it at Blockbuster. I wrote a play that was produced when I was nineteen. I've written two novels, but never bothered trying to get either published. I just wrapped a film as an assistant director.

My real claim to fame, though, is that I smoked pot with Willie Nelson in the mid-to-late nineties. I'm unclear on the year. My uncle was almost married to his daughter, Lana, for a few years. They lived down the road from one-another on neighboring ranches in Austin.

I was like, fourteen to sixteen at the time. Can't remember which. Dude passed a joint to me. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. I only met him once. I mostly knew his granddaughter Martha. But Willie's a class loving act, and a super nice dude. And yes, he smokes all of the weed.

Jerusalem posted:

So that one episode of King of the Hill was accurate? :aaa:
You've been mowing my lawn with a golf club? I want my quarter back!

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

LividLiquid posted:

I smoked pot with Willie Nelson in the mid-to-late nineties. I'm unclear on the year.

Then you were doing it right.

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
You've got a lame claim to fame.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Perfidus posted:

You've got a lame claim to fame.

You must be fun at parties.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lid posted:

You must be fun at parties.

I think he's referencing the Weird Al song.

My lame claim to fame is that I installed Beautiful Bobby Eaton's front doorknob while my friend, an indie wrestling manager, hung out with Eaton in his garage going through his old wrestling gear and memorabilia.

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