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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Maoist Pussy posted:

My partner was never spanked as a child and now she craves it. Think about that.

does she call you daddy while you do it?

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Yes, actually.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
spanking is kinda stupid when a slap in the face would work

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't see what you are saying. Nasty things happen to people all the time, causing useful negative conditioning if it results from unwanted behavior. I don't see your inherent problem.

i forgot my toccddler was in the car while i was in a whore house, crack house, casino

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

spanking fetishes and "daddy" stuff is p. disturbing on a lot of levels imo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
my dads in tge army and was v strict and would flick me on the top of the head w/ his ring on his ring finger and its prob the most intense pain i ever felt in my entire life besides the pain of shame i felt as i failed to meet his overly high expectations of the man i would be once i grew up

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
instead of spankings i lock my kid in his room w/o dinner

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Yes, actually.

that's so hot

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

ilikedirt posted:

my dads in tge army and was v strict and would flick me on the top of the head w/ his ring on his ring finger and its prob the most intense pain i ever felt in my entire life besides the pain of shame i felt as i failed to meet his overly high expectations of the man i would be once i grew up

did you kill him in his sleep?

THE PENETRATOR posted:

instead of spankings i lock my kid in his room w/o dinner

does he go on mystical adventures? because if so i think that's giving him the wrong impression

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

THS posted:

spanking fetishes and "daddy" stuff is p. disturbing on a lot of levels imo

Agreed, best to keep to 2D humans.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
a cool trick you can try if you dont want to give spankings is steal your kids nose and dont give it back

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Maoist Pussy posted:

I don't see what you are saying. Nasty things happen to people all the time, causing useful negative conditioning if it results from unwanted behavior. I don't see your inherent problem.

yeah whenever i hosed up as a child my parents clipped my eyelids open and forced me to look at pictures of holocaust victims. and i turned out fine. so i can definitely understand your point of view

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
my mom would hit me w/ the buckle end ogf a belt when dad was stationed away and coukdnt reign her in in fact it is one iof my earliest memories there is even a big scar on the back of my head from when she opened up the skin ofmy scalp w/ a good crackin as a child and look at me im s model citizen

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Benedick Cuckold posted:

yeah whenever i hosed up as a child my parents clipped my eyelids open and forced me to look at pictures of holocaust victims. and i turned out fine. so i can definitely understand your point of view

I am sorry for your loss.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Benedick Cuckold posted:

yeah whenever i hosed up as a child my parents clipped my eyelids open and forced me to look at pictures of holocaust victims. and i turned out fine. so i can definitely understand your point of view

My mom force fed me lithium pills. She told me once that i was a living devil.

My dad didn't care he was on his 3rd divorce.

I ask myself daily how i'm still alive

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
one neat trick to pwn stupid children: pretend to them you have bad hearing, then take them raising their voice to get you to hear, as raising their voice against you, and yell at them until they cry

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
you have all these wounds

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im not messed up at all and dont associate authority with violence at all im perfectly normal as u can see from my posts

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

THE PENETRATOR posted:

one neat trick to pwn stupid children: pretend to them you have bad hearing, then take them raising their voice to get you to hear, as raising their voice against you, and yell at them until they cry

this works my dad did it to me except he actually cant hear :/

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
i don't have kids so sometimes i get drunk and walk around beating up my neighbors kids. my whole neighborhood is one day going to be superior to your little faggoty families.

yoder00
Dec 29, 2008

by Ralp
My dad spanked me a handful of times and I turned out perfectly fine. It took me being a real poo poo and not listening for hours before he would do it. Spanking was just the last resort when grounding and taking stuff away wouldn't work. I also had such a huge imagination growing up that standing in the corner was fun.

My mom never tried to spank me until I got way bigger than her and then I would just laugh at her attempts. She is a small little woman and I was bigger than her by the time I was ten. She even tried wooden spoons and I would laugh and laugh as she smacked me with them, sometimes just to be an rear end in a top hat I would antagonize her into smacking me so I could show her how feeble her attempts were. Then she would tell my dad when he got home from work and he would just tell me to stop making mom's life hard and point out all the poo poo she did for me and make me feel like a giant piece of poo poo.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
being shot at is perfectly normal, .45, you can never wear short sleeves again when they ask, whered you get that scar from, and break down crying

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
my moms pro strat to get me to do what she said was to get really sad when i didnt

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Hey ColdReaches, could you stop posting please? Thanks.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ColdReaches posted:

being shot at is perfectly normal, .45, you can never wear short sleeves again when they ask, whered you get that scar from, and break down crying

man up you pussy, yeah. thats my dad for you, on his 3rd wife, maybe 4th

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

Hey ColdReaches, could you stop posting please? Thanks.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Maoist Pussy posted:

Hey ColdReaches, could you stop posting please? Thanks.

gently caress you

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

yoder00 posted:

My mom never tried to spank me until I got way bigger than her and then I would just laugh at her attempts. She is a small little woman and I was bigger than her by the time I was ten. She even tried wooden spoons and I would laugh and laugh as she smacked me with them, sometimes just to be an rear end in a top hat I would antagonize her into smacking me so I could show her how feeble her attempts were.

did the entire class stand up and applaud?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Maoist Pussy posted:

Hey ColdReaches, could you stop posting please? Thanks.

no u

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
told to stop by sjws, lol

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
pro tip spank your kids instead of hitting them on the head with a beer bottle and they wont kill u when they get older and can open ur gun cabinet thats above the tv

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

you are a 9 year old girl, and just uzied off the face of a man

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
A swat on the butt = Getting the ever-loving poo poo beat out of you and developing PTSD
Kill you're famil

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

THE PENETRATOR posted:

pro tip spank your kids instead of hitting them on the head with a beer bottle and they wont kill u when they get older and can open ur gun cabinet thats above the tv

i learned this the hard way and now im dead

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Iggy Koopa posted:

my dad beat me pretty regularly and i ended up perfectly fine

Never before has there been such overwhelming proof that parents should not spank their children.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

yoder00 posted:

My mom never tried to spank me until I got way bigger than her and then I would just laugh at her attempts. She is a small little woman and I was bigger than her by the time I was ten. She even tried wooden spoons and I would laugh and laugh as she smacked me with them, sometimes just to be an rear end in a top hat I would antagonize her into smacking me so I could show her how feeble her attempts were.

so how's that fetish working out for you nowadays

yoder00
Dec 29, 2008

by Ralp

420DD Butts posted:

did the entire class stand up and applaud?

That would of been awesome if she would of come to school. And I'm sorry that you're such a little pussy that your mom hitting you caused you so many emotional problems.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

pro tip spank your kids instead of hitting them on the head with a beer bottle and they wont kill u when they get older and can open ur gun cabinet thats above the tv

a bag of oranges works, it masks blunt force

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Das Boo posted:

A swat on the butt = Getting the ever-loving poo poo beat out of you and developing PTSD
Kill you're famil

why do you feel the need to hit small, defenseless children?

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THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
in this modern internet age give your kids access to twitch.tv and broadcasting software, and then when they dont go to bed on time, call swat on them

Roleplaying Larry posted:

Never before has there been such overwhelming proof that parents should not spank their children.

lol

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