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Franks Happy Place posted:Probably because they are getting ready to break in the new stadium parking lot. I know the field sucks but drat that's extreme.
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R.D. Mangles posted:
Scott Tolzien is going to literally be a figurative Peyton Manning
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:11 |
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FizFashizzle posted:I know the field sucks but drat that's extreme. Harbaugh should have picked up a better landscaping crew from out front when he went to buy pants.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:13 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:MDMA is (RS)-1-(benzo[d][1,3]dioxol-5-yl)-N-methylpropan-2-amine (3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine) I'm having horrible flashbacks to Organic Chem. In the football thread. Slap a trigger warning on that poo poo, man.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:15 |
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Vertical Lime posted:ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk Wes Welker is officially my favorite player
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:18 |
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Filthy Casual posted:We were in the middle of the second furlong, when the drugs began to take hold. well this cartoon is happening.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:18 |
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mllaneza posted:That's actually a really good Hunter S Thompson imitation. Right down to the drugs. It is, he just forgot the ether and the saltshaker.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:19 |
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Wes Welker in uniform reminds me of the sassy Christmas elf in every Christmas movie that complains non-stop about all the work he does while Santa gets the glory i am unsure why
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:22 |
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If I'm gonna roll, it's gonna be at the Derb'.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:25 |
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Volkerball posted:well this cartoon is happening. Who's gonna be Dr. Gonzo? Peyton is way too square for it.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:27 |
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First, I do like this Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss Bounce to the beat till it start to hurt Then I dust all the smirk off mi shirt Dip to the ground as I catch the bass Then I wipe all the sweat off mi face Hop back up then I start to slide Poping my collar as I glide Then I break the thang down and do the bird Dust myself off like I just stole third Come on everybody here's the say gently caress the harlem shake this the Patriot way
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:27 |
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Filthy Casual posted:We were in the middle of the second furlong, when the drugs began to take hold. In case anyone hasn't seen it before (or just wants to read it again), here's the actual Kentucky Derby article from Thompson he wrote for Scanlan's in 1970. http://english138.web.unc.edu/files...nd-Depraved.pdf
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:27 |
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I kinda hope tomorrow's boring, because this is it. This is beautiful. This is how Offseason 2014 deserves to end.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:28 |
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Filthy Casual posted:Who's gonna be Dr. Gonzo? Peyton is way too square for it. You ever chewed on a pituitary gland?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:28 |
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Think about the day that Wes Welker had: 1.) Popped molly and went to the derby 2.) Won a poo poo ton of money betting on horses 3.) Was accidentally overpaid $14,000 on said bets 4.) Walked around making it rain $100 bills Can you think of anyone who wouldn't trade a four game suspension for that day?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:29 |
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The Chargers have announced that Leslie O'neal will become the 37th member of the Chargers hall of fame this year. Leslie was the defensive rookie of the year in 1986, was a 6x pro bowler, and a 3x second team all pro. He had 132.5 career sacks. He helped make up the 1994 defense that pulled the team to the Superbowl, along with Junior Seau and Rodney Harrison. Leslie O'Neal rules and I hope he doesn't die soon.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:29 |
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Filthy Casual posted:Who's gonna be Dr. Gonzo? Peyton is way too square for it. I don't know. The hair is kind of a dealbreaker for most. I remember debating over using fear and loathing before and deciding to scrap it. It might just be welkers adventure with his attorney.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:31 |
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swickles posted:Think about the day that Wes Welker had: Seriously, it was absolutely worth it
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:33 |
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Welker, you stupid loving bastard.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:40 |
popped a molly im sweatin
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:44 |
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Finally a feel-good drug suspension after an offseason of depressing off-field acts, thank you Wes Welker for getting the season off on the right foot. Hope you enjoyed your horses, money, and drugs, almost time for football!
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:44 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:45 |
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That's simply loving amazing when you put it like that Ehud. Imagine the night he had?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:46 |
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AAA DOLFAN posted:That's simply loving amazing when you put it like that Ehud. Imagine the night he had? aha, I knew it, all dolphins posters are one dude's alt accounts
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:48 |
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GNU Order posted:aha, I knew it, all dolphins posters are one dude's alt accounts shhhhh
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 01:49 |
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So that Old Spice commercial where the alligators ate his legs, was just a figment of his loaded imagination?
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make his pupils completely dilated
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:01 |
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FeedingHam2Cats posted:make his pupils completely dilated And the sirens going off.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:05 |
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GNU Order posted:Has anybody said Roughly 70000 people on twitter, but it's still a pretty good joke imo.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:07 |
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mllaneza posted:That's actually a really good Hunter S Thompson imitation. Right down to the drugs. 3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 4:15 cocaine 4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 4:30 cocaine 4:54 cocaine 5:05 cocaine 5:11 coffee, Dunhills 5:30 more ice in the Chivas 5:45 cocaine, etc., etc. 6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas) 9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously 10:00 drops acid 11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 11:30 cocaine, etc, etc. 12:00 midnight, Welker is ready to play 12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies. 6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 8:00 Halcyon 8:20 sleep
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:12 |
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Uh.. I seequote:The Denver Post's Mike Klis reports the Broncos believe suspended WR Wes Welker will play Week 1 against the Colts. Yeah go ahead and try that Denver, going against the league plus playing him during his current concussion seems like a good combo e: If you're a huge NFL Films fan you might want to look away quote:@NFLFilms: Announcement: Joe Buck is our new host of “NFL Films Presents.” The season premiere on @FoxSports1. Welcome aboard, @Buck The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Sep 3, 2014 |
# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:20 |
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Maybe they got the fax late?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:21 |
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I've always kind of wondered what the league would do if a team said "Nah, gently caress that" to a league sanction. This could be fun to watch.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:23 |
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Yeah if there is one thing that is not to be infringed upon, its the gameplan. Its even inshrined in the CBA!
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:23 |
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Bip Roberts posted:3:00 p.m. rise This is a real HST schedule btw if some of you have never seen this.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:23 |
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I imagine their might be a provision in the CBA that if a suspension is announced X hours before a game, it applies for the following week.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:24 |
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swickles posted:I imagine their might be a provision in the CBA that if a suspension is announced X hours before a game, it applies for the following week. Great! just wipe the blood out of Welker's ears and strap him up.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:25 |
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swickles posted:I imagine their might be a provision in the CBA that if a suspension is announced X hours before a game, it applies for the following week.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:26 |
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Volkerball posted:I don't know. The hair is kind of a dealbreaker for most. I remember debating over using fear and loathing before and deciding to scrap it. It might just be welkers adventure with his attorney. Well, BenJarvis Green-Ellis was on the Pats at the same time, and he's called the Law Firm...
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:27 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:e: If you're a huge NFL Films fan you might want to look away Whatever, they've sucked for a while now.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:29 |