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Bort Bortles posted:gently caress Blaine Gabbert. gently caress Jack Del Rio. gently caress "Shack" Harris. This is from a few pages back, but you triggered my love of revisionist draft history. From the 2011 draft, these are the players taken in the first 14 picks Cam Newton Von Miller Marcell Darius AJ Green Patrick Peterson Julio Jones Aldon Smith Tyron Smith JJ Watt Nick Fairley Robert Quinn That is an incredible top half of a draft; only Nick Fairley hasn't made a Pro Bowl. And the 3 QB's taken? Jake Locker (8), Blaine Gabbert (10), and Christian Ponder (12). Edit: No burn on Newton, just a mistake.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:06 |
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Is this some subtle burn on cam newton because I'm ready to get mad.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:07 |
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Faltese Malkin posted:This is from a few pages back, but you triggered my love of revisionist draft history. I know Cam's black and all but he's still a QB
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:08 |
Cam's a bust anyways
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:10 |
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ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:12 |
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Vertical Lime posted:ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk Lol
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:13 |
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So doesn't that warrant a years suspension?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:14 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So doesn't that warrant a years suspension? First positive test is four games.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:15 |
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I bet those big hats looked loving crazy to him.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:15 |
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I just have so many questions. First of all, who drops ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:16 |
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Magicpants posted:I just have so many questions. First of all, who drops ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby? It'd probably be pretty rad.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:17 |
So it wasn't even Adderall? He was popping Molly and it happened to have meth in it at a loving horse race? Hahahahahah.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:18 |
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aww man i'm supposed to hate wes welker
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:18 |
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Vertical Lime posted:ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk Smh at million dollar athletes not getting clean poo poo. Also lol who the gently caress would do molly for the Kentucky derby what kind of fuckin drug and event match is that. *Goes to see Shakespeare* *Rails lines of coke between acts*
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:18 |
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Of course the white receiver was rolling at the Kentucky Derby. Can't these thugs ever break away from the stereotypes?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:18 |
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Wasn't there a picture of Welker at the race handing out hundred dollar bills?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:19 |
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Magicpants posted:I just have so many questions. First of all, who drops ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby? The kind of guy who hands out 100 dollar bills after his horse comes in. Guess that explains that.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:19 |
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Vertical Lime posted:Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter Ha, he's out for the Seattle game. That owns. Seadderal Cheathawks indeed
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:19 |
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I think he probably saw that Seahawks were week 3 and he figured a 4 game suspension would be a manly way to duck the game and avoid getting concussed by Kam Chancellor.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:20 |
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Faltese Malkin posted:Wasn't there a picture of Welker at the race handing out hundred dollar bills?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:20 |
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i love it
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:20 |
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whats the cop saying to him
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:20 |
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Vertical Lime posted:ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk Oh Wes, you are too good for this world
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:21 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:22 |
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Magicpants posted:I just have so many questions. First of all, who drops ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby? Wes Welker.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:23 |
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that dude is on so much loving e and greens. fun reminder: ecstasy makes your pupils dilate so you have to wear sunglasses to function. Magicpants posted:I just have so many questions. First of all, who drops ecstasy at the Kentucky Derby? the infield at the kentucky derby is a complete poo poo show.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:23 |
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So AZ/SD gets the ESPN Z-team? Berman and Dilfer? Jeebus.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:25 |
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Welkers brain.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:26 |
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Chinatown posted:Welkers brain. yeah seriously the last thing his brain needs is more holes.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:27 |
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Wes welker fuckin rules
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:27 |
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Drug using thugs have no place in the NFL!
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:28 |
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FizFashizzle posted:that dude is on so much loving e and greens. I'm pretty sure in that second one, he caught that phone in the corner of his eye and was like whoooa
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:29 |
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Shoulda rocked Tom Ford instead IMO.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:31 |
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"Popped a Molly, I'm Sweatin' " -Trinidad Welker NattyBo fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 3, 2014 |
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NattyBo posted:"Poppin' a Molly I'm Sweatin" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp5_EStUth0
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:34 |
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Faltese Malkin posted:This is from a few pages back, but you triggered my love of revisionist draft history. Makes me wish we never made it to superbowl... ya know?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:34 |
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Hahaha he looks exactly like someone you would think would be on meth.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:35 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Josh Brent reinstated, but suspended for the first 10 games. So killing a teammate while driving drunk only nets you one more week than slamming into a tree while driving drunk?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:36 |
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These pictures are missing Reshad Jones and Dion Jordan.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:38 |
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NFL N/V Week 1: Bronc-ing Bad
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:40 |