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who's your favorite bad tv show host
jerry "the king" springer
oprah "make it a" winfrey
steve "the weiner" wilkos
ellen degeneration x
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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Welp, segment of the night.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Cena better wear his black shorts when he becomes Dark Cena

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
When they say Cena sucks well they paid for their ticket so they can boo or they can cheer but they gotta respect JOHN CENA!

...But is Paul Heyman a good enough talker to turn superman to the dark side? :ohdear:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
:lol: I loving love you Paul

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Please make Paul Heyman the emperor of WWE.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
GODDAMN PAUL!

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Heyman is better at being a cool John Cena than John Cena is

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Paul...
I think I love you...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

just tell Paul to shut up

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh Paul :allears:

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Give in to the dark side of the Rapadoo John Cena.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I OWN THE loving DEVIL

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Give him the chain back, paul.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Paul "Satan" Heyman

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh my god, Paul, you are so good

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Heyman killing it as usual

Really good

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican
this is the best

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Heyman as Emperor Palpatine

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Shima Honnou posted:

I'm the guy Heyman's pointing at.

CAST IN THE NAME OF HEYMAN, YE NOT GUILTY.

Also, Heyman is playing the greatest Sith Emperor right now.

Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

Think I took a wrong turn...
So Paul Heyman is a goon?

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
"The Devil sold his soul to me a long time ago."

Heyman :allears:.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Did someone stitch "Roman Empire" onto a blanket?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

just tell Paul to shut up

That has to be where this is going. Cena will say,"I will tell a fat guy to shut up.... I WILL TELL YOU PAUL HEYMAN!"

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Paul has a point.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Love the Roman Empire sign, deductions for not wearing togas or legionnaire garb.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

heyman is in a class all his own

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Damien Sandow as Bizarro Cena.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


It's all a trick because everyone knows Cena gets his power from the yellow sun of merch. If he leaves it all behind he will be but a mortal.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Turned in just in time to see Paul being the literal devil. You must be happy J-RU.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Vince is furiously masturbating to the idea of us thinking this is indicative of an upcoming Cena heel turn.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
He doesn't, it's true.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Is the crowd muted?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
The one time vince wants them to yell Cena Sucks. they don't.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
I'm tempted to think they thought the crowd would be more willing to chant poo poo at Cena, but they seem pretty tepid.

Edit: Well, here come the pretzels!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Paul Heyman's greatest trick is convincing everyone that there's a check waiting for them.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Wait, is that another god drat new shirt?

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

I miss hogan

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Paul is the best for a reason.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

crowd is actually perfect for this right now

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

They're all still mesmerized by Paul

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